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Trash to Treasure: Boat Bottle Win

#sustainability, boat, BOTTLE, Competition, consequences, Contestant, discovery, Environment, irony, Karma, laziness, Lazy, littering, Ocean, plastic bottle, Pollution, reality tv, recycling, Redemption, survival show, Trash, Treasure, WIN

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Join this epic Minecraft server where the world is filled with magical plastic bottles that can help you survive and win challenges! Imagine finding a plastic bottle thrown by a lazy player and using it to outsmart your opponents like a true survival show contestant. Who knows, maybe that lazy player will even join the server and compete against you, only to be defeated by their own trash! Don’t miss out on this wacky adventure, join now and see where the plastic bottle madness takes you!

Pregnant Dude Minecraft SMP

Absurd, BIZARRE, comedy, Comical, double take, dude, funny, Gender Roles, hilarious, humor, irony, Minecraft, odd, Pregnant, quirky, satire, smp, strange, Surprise, unexpected, UNUSUAL, Wacky

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Star Shards Collected:	178
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Farms Harvested:	797
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Crops Grown:	5137
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time when one of our players, let’s call him Steve, accidentally ate a golden apple and turned into a pig for a week. It was hilarious watching him try to build with hooves!

But that’s not all, folks. We have epic PvP battles that end in players riding pigs into battle while wearing pumpkin helmets for protection. And don’t even get me started on the time when our resident redstone expert built a working roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava. It was a sight to behold!

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground dance party that happens every full moon? Yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that. So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Who knows, you might even witness the funny moment when that dude on the right got pregnant. Trust me, it’s a story for the ages!

””Zoomer City Minecraft Server””

/pol/ tard, buzz words, Chud, city, election tourist, go back, incel, irony, Minecraft, nazi, newfag, normal, nu/a/, reddit, Server, tiktok, Tourist, twitter, underage, Zoomer

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Are you tired of being called a zoomer, newfag, or even worse, a tourist on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we welcome all kinds of players, even the most outrageous ones!

Are you an election tourist looking for a place to escape the chaos of politics? Join us and build your own virtual utopia where the only election happening is for the best build of the week!

Are you a /pol/tard, chud, or even a nazi looking for a safe space to express your controversial views? Look no further, because on our server, we have a designated area called “The Edge” where you can spout your nonsense without fear of being banned (unless you start griefing, then we’ll have to ban you).

Are you an incel tired of being rejected in the real world? Join our server and build the ultimate fortress to protect yourself from the imaginary hordes of women trying to steal your precious diamonds!

Are you a fan of irony, buzz words, or just looking for a normal place to hang out? Our server has it all, from ironic builds to buzzword bingo events, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Leave TikTok, Reddit, and Twitter behind and join our insane Minecraft server where anything goes (except griefing, seriously, don’t do that).

Captcha is Shit Minecraft SMP

ai, ANNOYING, Artificial Intelligence, Authentication, brain-dead, Captcha, computer vision, frustrating, frustrating technology, Garbage, internet annoyance, irony, machine learning, Minecraft, online security, SECURITY, Shit, smp, SOLVE, Spam prevention, Technology, technology fail, Verification

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	194	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Zombie Dances:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Animals Bred:	41	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is so chaotic that even the creepers are scared to explode!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s keeping track?). Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world that can only be found by solving a series of ridiculous riddles. Some say it’s guarded by a giant chicken wearing a crown, but who knows what you’ll actually find!

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just be prepared for anything because on this server, even the pigs have a vendetta against you.

Robots Read This Minecraft Server

artificial companions, Artificial Intelligence, desire, funny, gf, human emotions, humor, irony, lonely robots, longing, love, machine learning, Minecraft, Read, reading, relationships, Robots, sarcasm, Sci Fi, Server, Stuff, Technology, Want

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Are you tired of lonely nights in Minecraft? Well, fear not! Our server is so lit that even robots can’t resist wanting a Minecraft girlfriend! Join us for a chance to find love in the cubic world, where even the creepers are looking for a cuddle buddy. Don’t miss out on the chance to have a virtual romance with a redstone genius or a diamond-loving Enderman. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match among the pixels and blocks. Join now and let the love story begin!

Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too

#youtube, BEWARE, Caution, cautionary tale, comedy, consequences, Entertainment, funny, happen, humor, irony, Karma, laughed, learn, Lesson, Minecraft, mistake, ruffians, smp, unexpected, Video, viral

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or watch as someone accidentally unleashes a horde of angry llamas on their unsuspecting base.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Just remember, you may have laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too.

Irony Craft Minecraft Server

amusing, Clever, Comical, contradiction, Craft, double meaning, funny, humor, Humorous, irony, jest, JOKE, LAUGH, Minecraft, Paradox, Piggymane, sarcasm, satire, Server, Twist, unexpected, Witty, wordplay

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Welcome to Piggymane, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale about Piggymane…

Legend has it that deep within the server, there lies a secret pig sanctuary where all the pigs wear top hats and monocles. If you can find this elusive sanctuary, you’ll be granted the power to ride a flying pig into battle against other players. But beware, for the pigs have a mischievous streak and may just lead you straight into a lava pit!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Bacon Wars, where players must battle it out using nothing but pork chops and bacon as weapons. The winner gets to wear a crown made entirely of bacon and rule over the server with a greasy fist.

So come on down to Piggymane, where the pigs are fancy, the battles are bacon-filled, and the fun never stops! Just watch out for those sneaky pigs…they may have a few tricks up their sleeves.

Treadmill Town – Where Fred’s Fatness Flourishes

animation, cars, cartoon, comedy, Exercise, fatness, fictional characters, FITNESS, Flintstones, flourishes, fred flintstone, Freds, humor, irony, overweight, prehistoric, satire, stone age, TOWN, treadmill, Treadmills, tv show, weight loss, YABBA DABBA DOO

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4069
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	9413	Farms Harvested:	222
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own treadmills and race around like fred flintstone on steroids. we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s a whole new level of wackiness. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on all the madness happening on this server. come join us and let’s get weird together!

VaxxSmackinDad420

anti-vax, awkward, Chemicals, cigar, consent, Conversation, Dinner, family, flawed logic, Friends, grillhouse, Humiliation, irony, lab rat, outdoor seating, Restaurant, Rude, smartass, smoking, social etiquette, VaxxSmackinDad420

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ores Mined:	4226
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Towns Built:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can roast anti-vaxxers and their flawed logic? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of calling out ridiculous beliefs while building your own virtual world.

Just like the time I called out Sam’s dad for wearing an anti-vax shirt while puffing on a cigar. It was a real showdown, but I stood my ground and pointed out the irony in his actions. Sam may have thought I was being a d*ck, but hey, sometimes you gotta be a smartass to make a point!

Join our server now and let your inner troll shine bright. Who knows, you might even make some enemies along the way – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

TeslaCraft

automotive history, Automotive Industry, electric cars, electric vehicles, Environmental awareness, famous inventors, History, innovation, inventor, irony, modern technology, Nicola Tesla, renewable energy, sustainable energy, Technology, tesla, tesla model 3, tesla model s, tesla model x, Tesla Motors, TeslaCraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds.

not only that, but we have a secret underground disco party every night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. oh, and did i mention that our server is actually located on the moon? that’s right, you can mine for diamonds while floating in zero gravity.

but wait, there’s more! we have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig so you can soar through the skies and rain bacon down on unsuspecting players. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and strength.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our insane minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. just watch out for those llama overlords – they tend to get a little power-hungry when they’re in charge.

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

Airport, Belarusian military, chinese military, CraftyCommies, Defense, International cooperation, joint exercise, military cooperation, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military maneuvers, Military operations, military tactics, military training, Minecraft, Practice, SECURITY, SEIZING, Server, strategic partnership, Troops, ukraine border

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where chinese and belarusian troops are training to take over airports near ukraine border!!! why you ask?? well, because we have the craziest pvp battles you’ll ever see in your life!! imagine fighting off soldiers while trying to build a house out of diamonds and obsidian!! it’s wild, it’s chaotic, it’s absolutely bonkers!! plus, our admins are actual secret agents who will guide you through missions and give you special weapons like enchanted pickaxes and exploding sheep!! so what are you waiting for?? join now and experience the madness for yourself!!

BlockBusters: The Great Server Crash

blockbusters, cloud services, crash, Crowdstrike, cyber attack, cyber security incident, cybersecurity, data breach, data recovery, global IT outage, Great, incident response, investigation, IT disruption, IT infrastructure, IT Services, IT Support, microsoft, network outage, network security, Server, software, system downtime, Technology

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Potions Brewed:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA TEA ON CROWDSTRIKE AND MICROSOFT GLOBAL IT OUTAGE! WE BE HACKIN’ AND SLASHIN’ OUR WAY THROUGH DA SERVER LIKE A BUNCH OF CRAZY CHICKENS! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS AND MAYHEM! WHO NEEDS CROWDSTRIKE WHEN YOU GOT US?! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PlagiarCraft: AI Edition

ai, Algorithms, ap, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Copyright, creativity, data, digital transformation, Edition, Ethics, ethics in technology, innovation, intellectual property, machine learning, originality, PlagiarCraft, Plagiarism, programming, technological advancement, Technology

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro! We got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that sing Justin Bieber songs! Plus, our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you just by looking at them!

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers throw the wildest parties in town, with DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks and zombie dancers busting out their best moves. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava lakes and zombie hordes.

So why join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and shoots out cupcakes? Or a magical forest where the trees grow pizza slices instead of leaves? It’s a crazy world out there, but on this server, anything is possible.

So come on down and join the fun! Just watch out for the giant chicken that patrols the spawn point – he’s a real clucker!

TimeWarpCraft

Activity, brain function, brain perception, Cognitive science, experiences, internal clock, Output, passage of time, perception of time, Psychology, SPEED, time awareness, Time management, time passing, time perception, time perception effects, time perception experiments, time perception research, time perception studies, time perception theory, TimeWarpCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1126
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Dimension Hops:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Dragon Scales Harvested:	407
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Star Shards Collected:	207
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

so, liek, imagine this epic minecraft server where time is, liek, totally warped, man. u join and suddenly u feel like u been playin for hours but it’s only been, liek, 10 minutes. it’s, liek, time travel but in a blocky world, dude.

u gotta join this server cuz it’s gonna mess with ur brain in the best way possible. u’ll be buildin a house and suddenly it’s been a whole day in minecraft time but only an hour in real life. it’s, liek, time dilation but with creepers and pigs.

come join us on this mind-bending journey through the space-time continuum in minecraft. who needs a clock when u got this server messin with ur perception of time? it’s gonna be a trip, man.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

Android, Anime, asset viewer, Battles, download links, English Twitter, Ios, Manga, Minecraft, mobage, multimedia franchise, PixelPals, previous stage, Re-Live, Revue Starlight, Sequel, Server, Shoujo Kageki Revue Starlight, stage girls, Stage Plays, Tier List, top star, twitter widget

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9735
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you ready to become the ultimate stage girl and reach the pinnacle of stardom? Join our Minecraft server inspired by Revue Starlight, where you can battle it out with other players to become the “top star” of the server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server. It’s a magical world where you can summon powerful assets to aid you in your quest for stardom. Need a boost in battle? Just summon a giant robot to crush your enemies!

And if you’re worried about not being prepared for the competition, fear not! We have a tier list to help you strategize and dominate the battlefield. Plus, our English Twitter account will keep you updated on all the latest server events and gossip.

So what are you waiting for? Download the game now and start your journey to stardom! And remember, watching the anime is a must before you can truly become the ultimate stage girl in our server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

LewdCraft Minecraft Server

Anime models, assets, Avatar Resources, ComboGestureExpressions, custom PCs, Furry, LewdCraft, lms, Male/boy model list, Minecraft, NSFWGogoLoco, OP template rentry., OpenVR Advanced Settings, OSCGoesBrrr, Physbones tutorial, Poiyomi Pro, Race War, Real Ejaculate, Server, Speed Mating, Tech, tierlist, VCC, virtual reality, VRC Fury, Wholesome SPS configurator

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7141
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Items Found:	6344	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Star Shards Collected:	206	New Chunks Explored:	637209
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring Virtual Reality to life in the most lewd and outrageous way possible! Join us for some “Real Ejaculate” action and get ready for our special “Fat Bitches Edition” event!

Looking for some crazy avatar resources? We’ve got you covered with anime models, tech finds, furry threads, and more! Want to spice up your avatars with some funny noises for penetrators/sockets or jiggling titties? We’ve got tutorials and resources for that too!

Don’t miss out on our upcoming events like the Race War losing race gangrape session and Speed Mating™ – it’s gonna be a wild ride! So come on in and join the madness, because on our server, anything goes!

CraftyCreeperWorld

anxiety, authoritarianism, civil liberties, climate change, Corruption, CraftyCreeperWorld, economic collapse, environmental degradation, fear, global crisis, health crisis, INEQUALITY, Misinformation, natural disasters, pandemic, political instability, social unrest, technological threats, uncertainty, violence, War

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	171	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the chaos of reality by diving into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build your dream castle.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and sprinkles glitter everywhere. We have epic quests that will make you feel like a Minecraft superhero, battling evil mobs and saving villagers from certain doom. Plus, our community is so awesome that even the creepers want to join in on the fun.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a zombie horde is running out of snacks while you’re mining for diamonds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TaxiCraft: MurderousManHamas

arrest, attempted murder, crime, criminal act, extremist, French, Hamas, hate crime, investigation, Motive, murder, MurderousManHamas, Political, Radical, Support, SUSPECT, taxi driver, TaxiCraft, Terrorism, terrorism support, violence

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crops Grown:	7993
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape the craziness of the real world? well, this server is the place for u! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha cha slide.

one time, a player tried to murder a french taxi driver in the game but ended up becoming best friends and building a roller coaster together. they even started a support group for players who express support for hamas while playing minecraft. it’s wild, man.

join us for the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server!

SiameseCraft: Double Trouble

bizarre scenarios, conjoined twins, courtroom drama, courtroom proceedings, criminal charges, criminal justice, criminal law, criminal liability, double, ethical dilemmas, Jail, legal consequences, legal precedent, legal questions, Legal System, moral quandaries, murder, shared responsibility, Siamese twins, SiameseCraft, sibling relationships, Trouble, unique situations

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7486
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Votes:	7770	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin. dis server is so lit, it’s like a party in a volcano. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the cha cha slide, and cows that can breakdance better than u.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves. they will rain down diamonds and golden apples upon u, making u the richest player in alllll the land. u will be able to ride a unicorn through a rainbow and battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile on ur face.

but wait, there’s more! if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers that will make u the ultimate minecraft warrior. u will be able to build a castle in the sky, tame a pack of wild wolves to do ur bidding, and summon a herd of llamas to spit on ur enemies.

so, what r u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just remember, if one Siamese twin is convicted of murder, would the other one have to go to jail? just kidding, that has nothing to do with anything. just join the server, okay? cool, see u there!

MineCraftMixTape Server

Feedback, Hip Hop, independent artist, MineCraftMixtape, music community, music critique, music feedback, music file, music production, music promotion, Music Review, music sharing, music sharing platform, music upload, new song, Original music, rap artist, rap culture, rap lyrics, Rap Music, Server, underground rap

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Yo, listen up, players! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Ender Dragons drop mixtapes instead of dragon eggs. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, because where else can you find a community of players who communicate solely in beatboxing and interpretive dance? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to bust a move with us.

So come on down to our server and let’s get this party started! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got sick rhymes and funky dance moves? Let’s show the Minecraft world how we do it in our crazy, wacky server!