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Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

69606447, big tittied, circle onee-sama, desuarchive, funk, funkg, mi/ss/, Minecraft, smp, Thread, Trash, Trash thread

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1971
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Chimeras Created:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Love Letters Sent:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NutPuncher69, smp

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

BlockyBling

AMBITION, BlockyBling, determination, fulfillment, greatest asset, growth, Happiness, Life, mindset, motivation, personal development, positivity, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-confidence, Skills, Strengths, success, Talents

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4376
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover your greatest asset in life – and no, we’re not talking about diamonds or emeralds.

On our server, you’ll embark on a wild adventure to uncover the secret to unlocking your true potential. Legend has it that those who join our server will gain superhuman abilities, like the power to fly without wings or the strength to punch through bedrock with just their bare hands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of eccentric players who are always up for a good laugh. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and discover the true meaning of life – and maybe even find a few diamonds along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HezbollahCraft: Arrested for Terrorist Symbols

19-year-old woman, alleged display, arrested, Arrests, Australia, charges, criminal charges, criminal investigation, extremism, HezbollahCraft, law enforcement, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, NSW Police, Political protest, pro-Hezbollah protest, Public Safety, Radicalism, SECURITY, Sydney, symbols, Terrorism, Terrorist, terrorist symbol

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9017
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

so liek, dis server be da bomb yo! not as bomb as dat terrorist symbol tho, dat got dis 19-year-old woman arrested! but u know what’s even more explosive? dis minecraft server! we got creeper explosions for days, it’s lit fam. join us and be part of da most explosive community in da blocky world. we promise no actual terrorism, just lots of fun and chaos. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s blow stuff up together! #minecraftterrorism #blockyexplosions #joinusorelse

The Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, capecom, celebration, COMEBACK, comeback kid, disbelief, fan reaction, memorable moment, Minecraft, Nostalgia, October 2024, Party, Redemption, Remembered, Revival, series, Server, surprise win, triumph, underdog story, unexpected return, unexpected success, Victory, where were you

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us on a journey through time and space as we conquer the world of blocks and pixels like never before.

🚀 Picture this: It’s October 2024 and the world is in chaos. But fear not, because on this server, YOU are remembered as the ultimate hero who saved the day! With your trusty cape and diamond sword, you’ll battle against evil mobs and build the most epic structures the world has ever seen.

🏰 Join us and be part of the legend that will go down in history as the greatest Minecraft server of all time! Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make October 2024 the month to remember! 🌟 #CapeComForTheWin

Renewal Day Fun Minecraft SMP

Bonding, Community, Connection, Day, digital interaction, Elite Friends, friendship, Fun, Goodnight, Gratitude, Happy, joy, love, Minecraft, online friends, positive vibes, Posting, Renewal, Renewal day, smp, social media, Support, together, virtual gathering

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Towns Built:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Pig will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Goodnight Elite Friends, and may your diamond armor always be shiny!

GratefulCraft SMP

appreciation, Blessings, Contentment, counting blessings, daily gratitude, emotional well being, GratefulCraft, gratefulness, Gratitude, gratitude practice, Happiness, joy, mental health, mindfulness, positive mindset, positivity, Reflection, self love, self-care, smp, thankful, thankfulness

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Ores Mined:	547
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns! It was chaos, but also pretty hilarious. Plus, we have a secret underground rollercoaster that leads to a hidden diamond mine – talk about a thrill ride!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with friendly players who love to pull pranks on each other. Just last week, someone built a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of someone’s base. The reactions were priceless!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in our wacky world.

PixelPigCraft

Awareness, Brainstorming, cognition, conceptualization, Consciousness, contemplation, Contemplative, creativity, ideas, imagination, inspiration, introspection, Mental, mental imagery, Mind, objects, Perception, PixelPigCraft, Reflection, Thoughts, Visualization

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mines Excavated:	2110	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky instead of snow, and where creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a house out of enchanted golden carrots, ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers, and discover secret dungeons filled with treasure guarded by dancing skeletons.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who wears a top hat and monocle, and challenges players to a game of chess before engaging in an epic battle. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig-chicken hybrid, and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

HaitianExodus Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation policy, deportation rates, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haiti, HaitianExodus, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, immigration crackdown, international relations, migrant crisis, Migrant workers, Minecraft, Politics, racial tensions, Refugee Crisis, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	New Chunks Explored:	848446
Runes Activated:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

come join our minecraft server, where we deport up to 10,000 players a week for having too many diamonds! we got an ‘excess’ of players and need to send them back to their own virtual country. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure they have a nice trip back with a parachute made of obsidian. join us for the craziest deportation party you’ve ever seen!

Zombie Power Co.

alternative energy, energy generation, energy innovation, energy production, energy solution, energy source, harnessing zombies, perpetual energy, power, renewable energy, sustainable energy, undead energy, undead power, zombie, zombie apocalypse, zombie energy, zombie fuel, zombie power, zombie research, zombie technology, zombie workforce, zombies

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crops Grown:	1912	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

join our server and harness the power of zombies for PERPETUAL ENERGY! imagine never having to worry about running out of power again because you have an army of zombies on treadmills generating electricity for you. plus, you can ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your own personal explosive mounts. who needs horses when you have a creeper steed? come join us and live out your wildest minecraft fantasies, like building a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall or creating a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. the possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your imagination run wild!