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CheerfulTunesMC Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2036	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Divine Spears Created:	22
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a musical rollercoaster of emotions! Join us and discover which songs sound cheerful but actually have really dark lyrics – just like our hidden dungeons filled with creepers and zombies!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can belt out their favorite tunes while battling mobs. And rumor has it, if you can sing a dark song with enough emotion, you might just unlock a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and rare loot.

So come on, join us on this wild musical adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our twisted world of Minecraft madness!

Minecraft SMP: TikTok Therapists

autistic, Awe, Better Than You, fucking, hobby, Infodump., interests, love, Mediocrity, Milquetoast, Minecraft, Paragon, passions, piece of shit, Psychologists, Psychology, smp, social media, special interests, therapists, tiktok, vapid celebrity worship

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4688
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7831	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Crops Grown:	8879
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of vapid celebrity worship and embrace your inner autist! Our server is filled with fellow paragons of mediocrity who have found solace in building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual zombies. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamond hoard. So come join us and show off your special interests, because being basic is so last season!

NoSleepNoHankyPanky

Boundaries, Communication, consent, Emotional support, emotional well being, female perspective, friendship, loyalty, male perspective, male-female friendship, NoSleepNoHankyPanky, platonic relationship, protecting friends, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, sleeping arrangements, standing up for others, toxic behavior, Trust, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of creepy friends ruining your good time? Come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a creep-free environment! Our server is so safe, you can sleep soundly knowing you won’t wake up to any weirdos making you uncomfortable.

Join us for a fun and relaxing time where you can build to your heart’s content without any worries. And hey, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, we’ve got plenty of players who are willing to console you (from a safe distance, of course).

So leave the drama behind and join our server for a truly chill gaming experience. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s build some friendships (and virtual houses) together!

CelebCrushMinecraftSMP

big screen crush, CelebCrushMinecraftSMP, Celebrity, celebrity crush, celebrity love, celebrity obsession, Crush, dream celebrity, famous actor, famous actress, famous crush, favorite actor, favorite actress, heartthrob, Hollywood crush, Hollywood heartthrob, Idol, movie star, red carpet crush, silver screen crush, tv star

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and you might just find your celebrity crush building a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks! We’ve got all the hottest celebs hanging out in our virtual world, from Steve Carell to Beyonce. Who needs Tinder when you can woo your crush with a perfectly crafted pixel art portrait of their face? So come join us and get ready to mingle with the stars (or at least their Minecraft avatars)!

Hell’s Grill & Chill

Chill, grill, HellS

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Crops Grown:	5806	Dragon Eggs Found:	505
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Players Killed by Monsters:	3248

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the BBQ is so fire, it’s straight outta hell! Join us if you want to feast on some devilishly delicious ribs and wings while dodging fireballs from the lava pits. Our Nether-themed decor will make you feel right at home, and our friendly staff of demons will ensure you have a hell of a good time. So come on down to our fiery pit of flavor and see why we’re the hottest spot in the underworld!

CraftyCarl’sHiddenLoans

billionaire, Billions, Carl Icahn, Charged, corporate governance, CraftyCarlsHiddenLoans, financial fraud, Financial Misconduct, Hiding, illegal activity, insider trading, Investor, legal troubles, loans, market manipulation, regulatory violations, scandal, SEC investigation, Stock Market Manipulation, wall street, white collar crime

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12

so, like, u know how carl icahn is all, like, rich and stuff? well, turns out he been hidin’ billions in loans, like, who even does that? anyways, on our minecraft server, u can, like, uncover all the secrets and hidden treasures just like carl icahn! join now for a chance to be as sneaky and rich as him, but, like, without the illegal stuff, ya know? come on, who wouldn’t wanna be a billionaire in minecraft, amirite?

MineCrafty7 – Epic Server

#pantsu, cope, Empyrean Ilynav, Epic, epic seven, Festive Eda, Gaming, Greeting, Guilds, Hwayoung, Increased Rates, Indestructible Gaiters, Lucklets, Magic Bubble Maker, MineCrafty7, mobile, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, RPG, Server, update, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Crops Grown:	6313
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Join us for insane raids where you’ll battle mythical creatures and conquer epic bosses. Need some guidance? Check out our newbro guide that will have you dominating the game in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has resources that will blow your mind. From rare items to secret locations, you’ll never run out of things to discover. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates event. Festive Eda and Magic Bubble Maker? Yes, please!

Looking for a challenge? Mystic Summons will test your skills and reward you with powerful allies. And if you’re feeling social, join one of our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, or Partyvan. Just make sure to include “/e7g/” in your greeting to show you’re one of us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

EggSMP – E-Girl Extravaganza!

adult content, AGP sluts, Celebrities, Celebs, COSPLAY, cosplay gals, e-girl general, E-Girls, EggSMP, EGirl, EXTRAVAGANZA, fap friends, fetish, internet culture, internet girls, NSFW, Online Community, online personalities, simp culture, simping, spitters are winners, Streamers, streaming

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Divine Spears Created:	28	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where all the e-girls, streamers, cosplay gals, and celebs hang out! If she’s an internet girl, you can bet she’s on our server and ready for you to simp for her!

But that’s not all, we also welcome fap friends and AGP sluts with open arms! And if you’re a spitter, well, you’re a winner in our book! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server!

ExGoneCrazy Minecraft SMP

Anger management problems, BETRAYAL, boundary violations, codependency, communication breakdown, control issues, crazy ex, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, ExGoneCrazy, Gaslighting, Insecurity, Jealousy, mental health issues, Minecraft, obsessive behavior, power struggles, relationship problems, smp, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved trauma

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	624
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Magic Items Found:	4473	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	6714
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Are you tired of dealing with your “crazy ex” in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP and turn your “crazy ex” into your “crazy ex-crafter”!

Our server is filled with so much chaos and mayhem that even the most insane exes will feel right at home. From building giant statues of themselves to creating elaborate traps to prank other players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the best part? You can finally get revenge on your “crazy ex” by trapping them in a never-ending maze or unleashing a horde of creepers on them. It’s all in good fun, right?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your “crazy ex” become your “crazy ex-crafter” in the most hilarious way possible!

CraftyCashCrew

Beliefs, budgeting, Childhood, CraftyCashCrew, family, financial situation, Financial Stability, future planning, Impact, influence, lessons learned, Lifestyle, Memories, MONEY, savings, socioeconomic status, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
New Chunks Explored:	70461	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in real life just to afford a decent meal? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got all the diamonds you could ever dream of! Join us and leave your financial woes behind as you build your way to riches beyond your wildest imagination.

Growing up, my family was so broke that we had to use dirt blocks as currency. But thanks to this Minecraft server, I’ve learned the value of hard work and perseverance. Now, I’m the richest player on the server and I owe it all to my humble beginnings.

So come join us and see how your financial situation growing up can actually be a blessing in disguise. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft millionaire!

RussCraft: Safe Haven for Putin’s Moral Values

authoritarianism, conservatism, culture, Globalization, Government, Haven, Ideology, immigration, international relations, liberal, Migration, moral, Moral values, Politics, putin, Putins, RussCraft, russia, Safe, safe haven, social change, society, Trade, VALUES, Western ways

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3169
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE WESTERN WAYS N EMBRACE PUTIN’S MORAL VALUES. WE GOT BEARS RIDING ON HORSES N VODKA FOUNTAINS. U CAN BUILD UR OWN KREMLIN N RIDE AROUND ON A GIANT MATRYOSHKA DOLL. ALSO, EVERYONE GETS A PET BEAR THAT CAN DO TRICKS LIKE BALANCING A BOTTLE OF VODKA ON ITS NOSE. COME JOIN DA FUN, COMRADES!