ironic Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

”>be me Minecraft SMP”

4 inch dick, 6foot6, Be me, body image, comparison, face, Frustration, full head of hair, god trolling, hair, handsome face, humor, Insecurity, ironic, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, small penis, smp, Struggle, Tall

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

TrashFlyHeaven

Afterlife, animal rights, disposal methods, environmental impact, ethical dilemma, ethical treatment, Fly, fly swatter, funny, heaven’s gate, humor, insect, ironic, Karma, mercy killing, Pest Control, sent to Heaven, swat, Trash, TrashFlyHeaven, Waste Disposal

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

join our epic minecraft server where the flies fly high and the trash cans are the gates to heaven! 🪰✨

we have a special fly swatting mini game where you can send those pesky bugs straight to their heavenly paradise! but be careful, they may come back as zombie flies ready to seek revenge 😱

our server is filled with magical trash cans that lead to secret realms filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear! just toss your unwanted items in and watch as the trash transforms into treasure 🗑️💎

if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary trash can of infinite riches, where every item you throw in multiplies tenfold! imagine the possibilities of endless wealth and power at your fingertips 🤑💰

so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the flies are plentiful and the trash cans hold the keys to unimaginable riches! who knew taking out the garbage could be so much fun? 🤪🚮🔑

BlockyAddictz

acquired tastes, addiction recovery, addictions, addictive behavior, addictive personality, BlockyAddictz, compulsive behavior, coping mechanisms, craving, dependency, enjoyment, ironic, mental health, psychological effects, relapse prevention, reliance, satisfaction, self-destructive habits, substance abuse, unhealthy habits, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3561	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN STUMBLE UPON A RARE UNICORN HORSE THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS BUTT!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF NINJA LLAMAS? YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! NINJA LLAMAS! THEY’LL PROTECT YOU FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WHILE DOING BACKFLIPS AND EATING TACOS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! GO GO GO!

CameraSurvivorCraft

camera humor, camera jokes, camera survival, CameraSurvivorCraft, dark humor, death, death humor, Filming, footage, funny, humor, ironic, jokes, media sharing, photos, recording, sharing, Survival, Tragedy, unseen footage, unseen photos

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3288
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	77	Dragon Scales Harvested:	117
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, there’s this legend that if u play on it, u might actually travel to a parallel universe where pigs rule the world and diamonds grow on trees. like, imagine riding a pig into battle against a zombie army, that’s the kinda shiznit u can expect on this server. plus, there’s hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted loot and secret dungeons that only the bravest players can conquer. so come on, join us and let’s get weird in the world of minecraft!

DismemberedCraft: Where we build with what’s left!

archers, BUILD, built, chr*stian, dismembered, DismemberedCraft, gigahunter, Goddess of Hunting, horseriding, innit, ironic, left, Liberated, ruined, Temple, whats

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the spawn point is built out of a dismembered and ruined temple of the Goddess of Hunting. Legend has it that this temple was liberated from the chr*stian claws by the gigahunter horseriding archers. Ironic, innit?

Join us for the chance to explore this epic world filled with hidden treasures and dangerous quests. Our community is made up of fearless warriors and cunning builders who will stop at nothing to conquer the land.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have unicorns as mounts and dragons as pets. That’s right, you can ride into battle on the back of a majestic unicorn or have a fire-breathing dragon by your side. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what insane stories and unbelievable experiences await you in this mystical world.

KangarooCraft: Where even the creepers are more polite than that guy

Australian, baby, bondi beach, CREEPERS, deadly, Father, Girlfriend, guy, hoe, ironic, KangarooCraft, Killed, Mall, man, Police, Polite, security guard, Son, Stabbing, stabs, Sydney, Targeted, White Man, Women

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154
Dragon Scales Harvested:	381	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this news story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget about real-life drama. Join us for a chance to stab creepers instead of innocent people. Our community is so inclusive, even zombies are welcome! Plus, we have a strict “no stabbing” policy, so you can unleash your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some virtual memories together!

Latinwarmc

Aventura, classic, Crazy Enchants, Factions, Quests, Shops, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7081
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

New SURVIVAL TOWNY SERVER, we have staff adapted to your queries, with certainty that you will have a good time, you will not have connectivity problems, since we have a stable host, so the only thing missing is you to enter this crazy adventure… You will have an excellent time, the community is not toxic, and the server is Latin American Chilean, so you will not have language problems, we are waiting for you!!

-We have discord where you can ask all your questions, as well as sections to contribute to the server, in the sense of implementations or bugs, so your opinion is important in this project!

play.latinwarmc.xyz

OceanCubes Minecraft server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Are you hungry for adventure? ⚔️

Become part of the world of Oceania and take part in the centuries-old war between the Empire and the Pirates.

What awaits you?

・Ships with guns!

・Beautiful, rendered world (ocean, islands, continents).

・Cities, wars, diplomacy, economics.

・Improved PvP.

・Variety of weapons (Rapiers, Sabers, Spears, Two-handed axes and more.)

・Treasury dungeons.

And much more!

Register for the project via Discord.

Goldcrest Anarchy

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Goldcrest Anarchy 1.19.2 Java Crossplay Server! {Semi-Vanilla} {Java and Bedrock} No rules No tpa Active admin Small player base Join discord for more info!

Welcome to the youngest anarchy server in Minecraft! Explore and dominate a brand new world with no limits. The goal of this server is to provide an environment for everyone to enjoy, free to do anything they want. Forge friendships, build bases, conquer spawn. The choice is yours! The server map has stayed the same since 2021-10-17 and plan to keep it that way until the server is broken or is shut down.

gcanarchy.xyz:25573

X CUBED

Cross-Play, Earth, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Buildings Constructed:	41
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

X Cubed is brand new and up coming Minecraft servers with feature-rich games:

Survival SMP Parkour

We have daily events, updates, tournaments, and fulltime staff members

51.161.205.60

Mangokillas

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4893
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Buildings Constructed:	45	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

We are the #1 Towny!!!

51.81.217.153

MagmaGrief – The best griefer server Minecraft server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4087
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Have you been looking for a good grief server for a long time? But did you come across some servers with cheaters?

I would like to introduce you to a top griefer server on version 1.12.2! We have a unique system for spawning chests with valuable rewards, but be careful because other players also want to get their hands on valuable loot! We also have a system for purchasing donations using game coins! And if you enter the promotional code on the MagmaGrief server, you will receive the key to the case and the opportunity to try your luck!

We are waiting for you!

217.106.107.176:25629

Vaid SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Minecraft SMP, Custom Shop, Market, Auction House, etc… Be the richest player in the economy!! Pets, Custom Items and more…

vaidsmp.tk

LAD Server

Bedwars, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3963
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Emeralds Found:	5002
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

ladpvp.net

Grand craft auto

action, Balanced Economy, GTA, PvP, Towny

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4406
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Gods Slained:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Buildings Constructed:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

GCA is a Minecraft GTA server where everything is possible, It’s up to you to choose between the life of a bandit or the life of an honest citizenOur staff listens

Come and have fun!![CRACK ON] [1.9.4-1.18]

play.grandcraftauto.ovh

OneVanila Minecraft server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Magic Items Found:	7495
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Opening July 1, ds server for submitting an application: https://discord.gg/heXBXXzmJq

d2.joinserver.xyz:25660