> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!
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”>be me Minecraft SMP”
4 inch dick, 6foot6, Be me, body image, comparison, face, Frustration, full head of hair, god trolling, hair, handsome face, humor, Insecurity, ironic, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, small penis, smp, Struggle, Tall
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TrashFlyHeaven
Afterlife, animal rights, disposal methods, environmental impact, ethical dilemma, ethical treatment, Fly, fly swatter, funny, heaven’s gate, humor, insect, ironic, Karma, mercy killing, Pest Control, sent to Heaven, swat, Trash, TrashFlyHeaven, Waste Disposal
join our epic minecraft server where the flies fly high and the trash cans are the gates to heaven! 🪰✨we have a special fly swatting mini game where you can send those pesky bugs straight to their heavenly paradise! but be careful, they may come back as zombie flies ready to seek revenge 😱
our server is filled with magical trash cans that lead to secret realms filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear! just toss your unwanted items in and watch as the trash transforms into treasure 🗑️💎
if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary trash can of infinite riches, where every item you throw in multiplies tenfold! imagine the possibilities of endless wealth and power at your fingertips 🤑💰
so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the flies are plentiful and the trash cans hold the keys to unimaginable riches! who knew taking out the garbage could be so much fun? 🤪🚮🔑
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BlockyAddictz
acquired tastes, addiction recovery, addictions, addictive behavior, addictive personality, BlockyAddictz, compulsive behavior, coping mechanisms, craving, dependency, enjoyment, ironic, mental health, psychological effects, relapse prevention, reliance, satisfaction, self-destructive habits, substance abuse, unhealthy habits, withdrawal symptoms
HEY YOU! YES, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN STUMBLE UPON A RARE UNICORN HORSE THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS BUTT!
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF NINJA LLAMAS? YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! NINJA LLAMAS! THEY’LL PROTECT YOU FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WHILE DOING BACKFLIPS AND EATING TACOS!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! GO GO GO!
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CameraSurvivorCraft
camera humor, camera jokes, camera survival, CameraSurvivorCraft, dark humor, death, death humor, Filming, footage, funny, humor, ironic, jokes, media sharing, photos, recording, sharing, Survival, Tragedy, unseen footage, unseen photos
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, there’s this legend that if u play on it, u might actually travel to a parallel universe where pigs rule the world and diamonds grow on trees. like, imagine riding a pig into battle against a zombie army, that’s the kinda shiznit u can expect on this server. plus, there’s hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted loot and secret dungeons that only the bravest players can conquer. so come on, join us and let’s get weird in the world of minecraft!
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DismemberedCraft: Where we build with what’s left!
archers, BUILD, built, chr*stian, dismembered, DismemberedCraft, gigahunter, Goddess of Hunting, horseriding, innit, ironic, left, Liberated, ruined, Temple, whats
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the spawn point is built out of a dismembered and ruined temple of the Goddess of Hunting. Legend has it that this temple was liberated from the chr*stian claws by the gigahunter horseriding archers. Ironic, innit?Join us for the chance to explore this epic world filled with hidden treasures and dangerous quests. Our community is made up of fearless warriors and cunning builders who will stop at nothing to conquer the land.
But the real reason you should join our server? We have unicorns as mounts and dragons as pets. That’s right, you can ride into battle on the back of a majestic unicorn or have a fire-breathing dragon by your side. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what insane stories and unbelievable experiences await you in this mystical world.
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KangarooCraft: Where even the creepers are more polite than that guy
Australian, baby, bondi beach, CREEPERS, deadly, Father, Girlfriend, guy, hoe, ironic, KangarooCraft, Killed, Mall, man, Police, Polite, security guard, Son, Stabbing, stabs, Sydney, Targeted, White Man, Women
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this news story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget about real-life drama. Join us for a chance to stab creepers instead of innocent people. Our community is so inclusive, even zombies are welcome! Plus, we have a strict “no stabbing” policy, so you can unleash your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some virtual memories together!
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Vibehoek mc server
VibeHoek is a Minecraft EarthSMP server from the Netherlands. It features a map of Europe where players can claim countries and then fight other countries in PvP battles. So, what do you think… will you be joining the incredibly exciting VibeHoek MC server today?
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Pichucraft
Server IP: play.PichuCraft.comDiscord: discord.gg/pichucraftWebsite: PichuCraft.com
Welcome to PichuCraft! We are a newly founded Minecraft server and community. Our goal was to create a server that we, the PichuCraft team, would enjoy playing on ourselves. We wanted to create a server with the following core components:
Survival, PvE, community-focusedSkills and RPG upgrades for your characterLeveling system for character progressionFun, thriving economy that encourages player interactionsCustom plugins to add variety and spice up gameplayLand claims and no griefing allowedSafe, friendly space for allLGBTQ+ friendly
If these features appeal to you, then we’d love for you to join us at PichuCraft! We will continue to work hard to keep improving the server and community experience. We welcome any feedback or suggestions.
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PraxisMC
PraxisMC is a custom tailored towny experience. Build your empire and gain riches beyond belief! With a excellent staff team you will rarely have problems and with a 25,000 world border there is always space to build!
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The Hobo Shack
Survival and Parkour …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..Yes
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MidLifeMinecraft
Active Daily Paper Modded Towny Towny based server expanded with a multitude of Quality of life plugins including Backpacks, Expanded Enchantments, pets, Level Based Mobs for a harder gameplay, and much more including a separate Skyblock world for easier Currency Farming through Missions! utilizing Towny for anti-griefing and Multi Town Creation with AMAZING Builders! PVP is Allowed in the wilderness and will be a per town designation left up to the Mayor of each town.
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Mystixmc
MYSTIXMC VANILLA SERVER | OPENING SOON!Incredible network with exclusive features, community engagement, amazing weekly updates, and a friendly actively-recruiting staff team available 24/7.
WHEN? Releasing: 26th August 2023
WHERE? IP: play.mystixmc.net [1.8-1.20]
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Island
Maps and route selection can be viewed at https://mc.i2s.io/. The server has CoreProtect installed It is forbidden to take other people’s things or damage other people’s buildings without permission in the survival suit, otherwise you will be banned. It is forbidden to create or clear blocks in large areas in the creative server. If you need to place or delete a large number of blocks, you need to explain the situation in advance. The only OP contact email [email protected]
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Rapellent Factions
Survival Server 1.14.4 no lagg 24/7 PvP arena is building. This is a small survival server, there won’t be broken weapons, pay-to-win and that sort of stuff. Just a small server for people who like to play Minecraft. If this is you, give this server a try! We have a nice rapidly growing community with a decent playerbase, so you’ll have plenty of people to meet and play with.
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Block bending
Block Bending is one of the private servers that breathes new life into the Minecraft world. Our server brings together Avatar Bending, Slimefun, Factions and competitive bending arenas, giving players a unique and fun experiences. By gaining access to powerful moves and bending abilities from the four elements, you can create your own custom bending styles and showcase your combat skills in the arenas. With Slimefun, you can discover thousands of new items, create special items and increase your efficiency in the game by increasing your economic power. While the Factions system combines strategic and cooperative gameplay, you can join our community and be a part of this epic Minecraft adventure. To control the power of the elements and write your own story, you can join our server at play.blockbending.net today, interact with other players on our Discord server https://discord.gg/C4gT7cCPaj.
Block Bending is one of the private servers that brings a new breath to the Minecraft world. Our server brings together Avatar Bending, Slimefun, Factions and competitive bending arenas, providing players with a unique and entertaining experience. By gaining access to powerful moves and bending abilities from the four elements, you can create your own special bending styles and show off your combat skills in the arenas. With Slimefun, you can discover thousands of new items, create special items and increase your effectiveness in the game by increasing your economic power. While the Factions system brings together strategic and cooperative gameplay, you can be a part of this epic Minecraft adventure by joining our community. To control the power of the elements and write your own story, you can join our server today at play.blockbending.net and interact with other players on our Discord server at https://discord.gg/C4gT7cCPaj.
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Revenge
Are you looking for a Minecraft Server to spend your time on? Then our Survival Minecraft Server (Java 1.14.4) is just the right thing for you! Experience a funny community which is directly connected to our active discord server. Help us enlarge our city with some creative builds or just go exploring a very versatile world. We have the Claim Plugin to keep your land and chests safe.
Rules are as follows: 1. No Griefing (We have alot of tools to prevent, recover and detect griefing) 2. No Cheating (We have alot of tools to prevent, detect and ban cheaters) 3. No Racial Slurs 4. Common Sense 5. Have a good time
Server IP: mc.serv.gs
Our Communitys Discord Server: https://discord.gg/MFpkUV
Add me on discord to get your Invitation to the Discord Community! Discord Tag: Sven#7745