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CraftyComrades: Your Expedition BFFs

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Votes:	5768	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. They will guide you through epic quests and battles like no other!

2. The server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, held up by nothing but the power of unicorn farts. Yes, you read that right. Unicorn farts.

3. Our community is made up of friendly zombies, talking sheep, and even a few sassy skeletons who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

4. Rumor has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a dragon who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Can you find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild expedition and let the madness begin!

Crafty Colonists – Minecraft meets Rimworld in this wacky server for survival enthusiasts!

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1155	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, the Cosmic Horrors Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should be a part of this madness.

First of all, our DLC is totally worth it. It’s like adding a unicorn riding a dragon into the game – pure chaos and awesomeness. And the book? Oh, it’s a must-read for all game devs and cube gamers. It’s like the Bible of Minecraft, but with more explosions.

As for mods, we have Performance Fish and Rocketman. Use them and you’ll never want to play vanilla Minecraft again. And don’t even think about bringing Dwarf Fortress here – those dwarves are not welcome in our realm of cosmic horrors.

But wait, there’s more! We have links to all the essential resources you need, from patch notes to mod lists. And if you’re wondering which mods eat the most performance, we have a spreadsheet for that. And don’t forget to use Rimpy for managing your cubes – it’s a game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness of the Cosmic Horrors Edition. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door.

Crafty Chickens: Where You Can Breed and Feed Your Way to Victory!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	7056
Endless Night Skies:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the mobs are breedable! 😂🦄 Join us and experience the thrill of encountering a breedable girl in the game – watch out for those heart palpitations and sweaty palms! 😅 Our server is so crazy, even evolution seems to be taking a vacation! 🤪 Who needs logic when you can have a hilarious and chaotic time with us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 🚀🌈 #MinecraftMadness #BreedableGirls #EvolutionIsOverrated 😜

LitCraft: Where even the creepers wear sunglasses

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4914
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Endless Night Skies:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	471
Dimension Hops:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the lighting is as wonky as an anime plot twist! Join us and witness the magic of an anime woman lighting up a room and suddenly everyone becomes darkly lit at the bottom image. It’s like a bizarre crossover episode you never knew you needed!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn. One minute you’re building a majestic castle, the next you’re being chased by a herd of pixelated llamas wearing top hats. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, the lighting may be questionable, but the fun is guaranteed!

DickCraft: Where Big Black Cocks Roam Free

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	147	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8185	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Mines Excavated:	2128	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with big black cocks…I mean chickens! Yes, chickens! Our server is home to the biggest, blackest, and most majestic chickens you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that one lucky player even rode a giant chicken into battle against a horde of creepers! So if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to get a little cocky, then come join us and see if you can handle the big black cocks…I mean chickens!

Blocky Bedouins: Crafting Chaos in the Holy Land

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	311
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Players Killed by Monsters:	8711
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high! Join us for a crazy ride through pixelated paradise where the pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the sound barrier and sent everyone on the server into a parallel universe where diamonds grew on trees and zombies did the Macarena. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where players ride on top of giant chickens armed with diamond swords. And every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves and goes on a rampage through the virtual world. It’s like a Minecraft version of Twilight, but way cooler.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through the land of blocky madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, player!

Kek’s Holy Minecraft Madness

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	697
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Votes:	2917	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is hotter than a Nether portal on fire! Join us as we witness the epic showdown between the legendary horse, Dramachuuba, and the infamous “Ramadan is a Festival” guy. Will Dramachuuba rise from the ashes like a Phoenix Block? Or will she be forever scarred by the epic roast?

But that’s not all folks! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing skeletons, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get us started on the secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden apples, because things are about to get wild!

CreepyCraft: Where Pedo-Relationships Are Not Allowed

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t push the boundaries of societal norms? Look no further, because our server is all about embracing controversial topics like pedophile relationships! Join us for a wild ride as we challenge the status quo and shake up the gaming world. Who knew mining blocks could be so scandalous? So come on, don’t be a moralfag, join our server and let’s start a revolution in gaming together!

Smokin’ Jewcraft: Blaze it up with !M59JlscFkI

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Farms Harvested:	965
Zombie Dances:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Star Shards Collected:	137
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some excitement and chaos in your virtual life? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you forget about impending nuclear doom!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a drone strike hits your virtual world! Will you survive the fallout and rebuild, or will you go out in a blaze of glory? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From exploding creepers to mischievous villagers, you never know what’s around the corner in our virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual survival in the face of impending nuclear disaster. Who knew the end of the world could be so much fun?

HellCraft: Where Helldivers Rule and Diamonds Drool

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Imagine a world where you and your squad are Helldivers, fighting off alien threats in a galactic campaign to liberate planets. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even stepping on a landmine will have you laughing in disbelief.

Join us for outrageous battles, procedurally generated missions, and total strategic victory. And if that’s not enough, we have a wiki, guides, and equipment references to help you dominate the game. Plus, our latest patch and warbond will keep you on your toes.

So why wait? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being a Helldiver. Just be careful where you step!