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JuggaloCraft: Where clowning around fixes all your blocky problems!

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Join our Minecraft server and become a juggalo to fix all of your problems! Life gets so much simpler once you’re down with the clown and bumping the wicked shit daily. Our server is filled with magic Faygo potions, insane clown mobs, and even a secret underground lair where Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope hang out. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free face paint kit to really embrace your inner juggalo. So come on, join us and let the power of the Dark Carnival guide you to victory in the world of Minecraft! Whoop whoop!

TeaCraft – Sippin’ with the Stars

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become part of the exclusive tea drinkers club, where we sip on virtual tea while building epic structures and battling mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is frequented by celebrities from all over the Minecraft world. Rub elbows with Notch, Stampy Cat, and even Herobrine himself! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve Harvey hosting a virtual game show.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. It’s like having your own personal paparazzi, but with more explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the tea-drinking, celebrity-filled, haunted world of Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for that creeper ghost, he’s a real blast!

The Blocky Bandits: No. 195996331 by Anonymous

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Divine Spears Created:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who will challenge you to a snowball fight like you’ve never experienced before. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons and lava surfing pigs along the way. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!

ZombieCraft: When Resident Evil 4 Remake Drops!

ADA, awful quests, bad thing, Character customization, clunky controls, content spread thin, cum rain, Disappointment, DLC CONTENT, Dragon’s Dogma 2, Dragon’s Smegma 2, DROPS, E-Celebs, e-celebs defend, empty world, enemies, enemy variety, Evil, Great, Gunplay, Haters, hit faster, hit harder, HITBOXES, improved, inertia, layered armor, menu mid combat, Mercenaries, mixed review, mtx outrage, no camp, old content, pawn AI, post game, realistic movement, remake, Resident, Resident Evil 4 Remake, serious, shills, shitposting, skeptical, Snoy moviegames, stagger, suitcase, swap weapons, Synthetic Man, Tlou, Trannybcat, vocations, ZombieCraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of e-celebs and their fake reviews? Are you looking for a Minecraft server where the residents are not afraid to speak their minds and have a good time? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of Resident Evil 4 Remake discussions, where we laugh at all the haters who were proved wrong about the game. No need to worry about bad “realistic” movement or enemies hitting you too hard and fast – we’ve got it all covered.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Dragon’s Smegma 2, where e-celebs defend the game like it’s their life’s mission. Laugh at the clunky controls and the lack of enemy variety, while still enjoying the easy gameplay and lack of effort put into improving the game.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that come with every new game release. If /v/ shills a game, it will be shit – but if /v/ hates a game, it will be great on our server!

JuicyCraft: Where the Juice Gets the Last LOL!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5784
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where the drama is as wild as O.J. Simpson’s court case? Look no further! Join our server where our lawyer NPCs will fight tooth and nail to prevent any payouts to pesky families like the Goldmans. We promise outrageous legal battles, insane twists, and a whole lot of virtual drama. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the chaos firsthand? Come on in and see if you can outwit our legal team – just don’t expect any payouts!

Blocky Commando Underwear-Free Zone

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2910
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the commando lifestyle both in-game and in real life! Join us if you’re tired of being constrained by societal norms like wearing underwear. Our server is a place where you can let it all hang out, both literally and figuratively.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players who are all in the same boat as you – free balling it in the virtual world. Together, you form a tight-knit community of commando comrades, taking on creepers and zombies with nothing but your pixelated dignity.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Underwearless Olympics, where players compete in challenges like the No Pants Parkour and the Bare Bottom Battle Royale. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy that’s shaped like a pair of boxers (because why not?).

So if you’re ready to strip down (metaphorically speaking) and join a server that’s as wild and free as you are, then come on over. Just remember, underwear is strictly prohibited – but a sense of humor is mandatory.

ViewtifulCraft: Where the views are as epic as the fails!

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Animals Bred:	54	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ores Mined:	5146
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic views? Well, look no further because our server has the GREATEST view you’ve ever seen! And don’t worry, we’ve got rid of all the pesky creepers and zombies, but unfortunately, we can’t get rid of the niggers. But hey, at least you’ll have a great view while you play! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

HolyCraft: Where Creepers Pray and Players Slay!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you hihhulis out there!

Join our server and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Build giant temples to worship the mighty block gods, participate in ridiculous rituals like sacrificing chickens to summon rare loot, and engage in epic battles against rival factions of hihhulis.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Hihhuli King, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a giant pig, granting wishes to those who can make him laugh with their silliest jokes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embrace your inner hihhuli in the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Smokemei’s Lava Land of LOLs

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Smokemei hehe is here to blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped dragon. But be warned, the dragon is not your average fire-breather – it shoots out rainbow-colored marshmallows that make you dance uncontrollably!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame this groovy beast, it will lead you to a secret underground rave where the party never stops!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Villager Mafia, a group of shady villagers who run the black market and will trade you anything your heart desires – for a price. Just be careful not to double-cross them, or you might find yourself in a turf war with a gang of angry iron golems!

So what are you waiting for? Join Smokemei hehe today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Tao’s Pixel Paradise: Where Creepers are Cute and Villagers are Vicious!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	729
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	362
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers give you high fives instead of blowing you up. Our community is made up of the friendliest players you’ll ever meet, who will shower you with gifts and compliments as soon as you log in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cute Tao, a mythical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. Rumor has it that if you can catch Cute Tao, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life!