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KinkyCraft: No Scene Zone

Boundaries, Confrontation, consent, customer service, discrimination, Harassment, Inappropriate Behavior, Jealousy, kink scenario, KinkyCraft, misunderstanding, possessive, Quitting, Restaurant, role playing, Scene, Server, sexism, Support, tolerance, UNCOMFORTABLE, workplace harassment, Zone

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7899
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Buildings Constructed:	34
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Towns Built:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of dealing with creepy customers at your job? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting touched inappropriately is the pixels on your screen! Our server is a safe space free of harassment and full of fun adventures.

Forget about rude customers and clueless managers, on our server, you’re the boss! No one will tell you to “stand normally” or question your taste in drinks. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for kink shaming – unless your kink is building giant statues of chickens, then we might have to have a chat.

Join us today and leave the drama at the door. Who needs a job at a restaurant when you can have a blast on our server? Build, explore, and laugh your way through our virtual world. And remember, on our server, everyone is “fuckable” – as long as they’re a blocky character in the game!

LieCraft SMP: FrequentFibs

Authenticity, Behavior, Communication, Deception, deception detection, Ethics, Frequency, FrequentFibs, habits, Honesty, Integrity, LieCraft, lying.., moral, personal growth, Psychology, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, social interactions, Trust, Truth

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Emeralds Found:	3913	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Zombie Dances:	6	Animals Bred:	17

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to lie again because our server is so epic, you won’t need to exaggerate your Minecraft skills anymore. We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons that shoot fireworks. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. So come join us and let the lies melt away like butter in a hot furnace.

Blocktopia: Keep Crafting, Keep Living!

blocktopia, coping mechanisms, Crafting, determination, FAITH, family, Friends, goals, Hope, inner strength, inspiration, Living, love, mental health, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, positive mindset, purpose, resilience, self-belief, support system

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	5692
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that make you want to give up on life? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to know the secret to eternal life? Just ask our resident wizard, who will grant you three wishes in exchange for a stack of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring, mundane Minecraft servers. Life is too short to settle for anything less than pure, unadulterated craziness!

BagceptionCraft

000x stronger, 10, bag handles, BagceptionCraft, convenience, Double Bagged, Durability, eco-friendly, grocery, handle, heavy duty, long-lasting, Plastic, reinforced, Reliable, Reusable, shopping, single, strength, sustainable, Trader Joe’s

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	86
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server, cuz it’s like those double bagged trader joe’s bags, but on steroids, bro. our server is 10,000x stronger than any other server out there. like, seriously, our pixels are so buff, they could bench press a whole stack of diamond blocks.

we got crazy stories, man. like, one time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point, but our admin swooped in and drop-kicked that green boi into the next dimension. it was epic, dude.

and don’t even get me started on our mini-games. we got spleef tournaments where the winner gets a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot. trust me, you wanna be the one to claim that title.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness, the mayhem, the absolute chaos that is our minecraft server. double bagged trader joe’s bag handles ain’t got nothin’ on us.

OTAKU SURVIVAL

admins, banner, brand, building, Community, Discord, Economysurvival, Helpers, Minecraft, Moderators, new, Open, Otaku, Players, Playing, Public, PvE, PvP, Server, Staff, Survival, Surviving, TEAM

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6303
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

HELLO THIS IS OTAKU SURVIVAL The server is brand new and now open to the public please be patient with me i am only one person! (thewashics) I am going to be looking for a staff team of about 5-6 to be on the server and continue building and helping me setup and just playing and surviving with other players and myself! there is a discord i would like everyone to join to get to know each other and build the server community!

STAFF THAT IS BEING LOOKED FOR IS

HELPERS x2

MODERATORS x2

ADMINS x1

playotaku.apexmc.co

Theivez SMP: Where stealing is encouraged, life is taken, and fabric gets a makeover!

Anarchy, application, Community, Discord, encouraged, Fabric, hoster, Launch, Life, LifeSteal, makeover, members, Players, server application, Server Community, server discord, server fun, SERVER HOST, server hosting, server launch, server launch date, server member, server players, smp, stealing, Theivez

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	1560	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Minecraft Lifesteal Server Overview

Description	Looking for a lifesteal server that is well-moderated and fun? Look no further! We are building a community to enjoy playing lifesteal together. The server will be launching soon, within 1-3 days depending on player count. The server hosting will be determined by the number of members, with a preference for a dedicated server if we reach over 30 players.
Application	For more information and to fill out an application, join our Discord: https://discord.gg/CQvBHhsB

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How soon will the server launch?	The server will launch within 1-3 days, depending on player count.
How will the server hosting be determined?	If we have over 30 members, a dedicated server will be purchased. If the player count is low, a free server hosting service will be used.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join our Discord server and fill out an application through the provided link: https://discord.gg/CQvBHhsB

CraftyFateMC Server

Arctic Summer World, Ashiya Douman, CraftyFateMC, Drop Rates, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order General, Fate/Grand Order NA, FGO, FGO Event Compendium, FGO JP, FGO Raw Database, Future Materials, Future Quartz, Ibuki Douji, Lady Avalon, Mats/Summoning Info, Rateups, Scathach-Skadi, Servant Info, Server, Swimsuit Event

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Star Shards Collected:	190	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Enchantments Applied:	55
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	369127

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through Chaldea’s Magical Summer Theme Park, where you can summon Swimsuit 2023 Revival characters and take on the Arctic Summer World with Ibuki-Douji and Scathach-Skadi!

But wait, there’s more! Lady Avalon and Ashiya Douman are also waiting for you to summon them to join in on the fun. And if that’s not enough, we have a Coin Calculator, Damage Calculator, and even a Rank Up + Interlude Timeline to help you on your epic journey.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AnimeOverBooks Minecraft SMP

adaptation, Anime, anime adaptation, anime or manga, anime or reading, anime or visual novel, anime vs manga, anime vs visual novel, AnimeOverBooks, Choice, comparison, Entertainment, Manga, Media, Minecraft, Preferences, reading, smp, storytelling, visual novel, visual novel adaptation

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft. That’s right, chickens! They may not be able to fly, but they sure know how to build a mean chicken coop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have been plotting to take over the server for years. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CancelledTVShowMC SMP

cancelled TV shows, CancelledTVShowMC, favorite TV shows., smp, TV show binge, TV show cancellations, TV show cast, TV show characters, TV show cliffhanger, TV show disappointment, TV show endings, TV show fan, TV show finale, TV show genre, tv show memories, TV show network, TV show nostalgia, TV show plot twist, TV show recommendations, TV show renewal, TV show revival, TV show rewatch

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the cancelled TV shows live on, just waiting to be binge-watched by eager players. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BoomerBlastMC

baby boomers, BoomerBlastMC, Boomers, demographic shift, Economy, employment, financial impact, generational impact, job market, labor force, Retirement, retirement age, retirement benefits, retirement crisis, retirement implications, retirement planning, retirement readiness, retirement savings, retirement trends, social security, Workforce

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	96
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Imagine a world where every boomer suddenly decided to quit their jobs and join our Minecraft server. The chaos would be epic! Picture a group of retired dentists building towering skyscrapers made entirely out of dental floss and toothpaste. Or a gang of former accountants creating intricate pixel art spreadsheets that come to life when you walk on them. And don’t even get us started on the ex-lawyers who have turned the entire server into a courtroom, complete with judge skins and gavel weapons. Join us on this wild ride and see what happens when the boomers take over Minecraft!