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| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 1897 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!
