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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 6493 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 45 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 69 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Our server is home to the most epic and ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant statues of llamas to roller coasters that go through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to some of the most bizarre events you’ll ever experience. From spontaneous dance parties in the middle of a creeper-infested forest to epic battles against armies of zombie villagers, there’s always something happening on our server that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.
So why wait? Join us now and start smiling and feeling no disgraceeee as you dive headfirst into the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!