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Iron-Free Brain Boosters

aging, antioxidants, Boosters, Brain, brain aging, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health nutrients, brain iron accumulation, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, iron buildup, iron-chelating nutrients, IronFree, memory enhancement, memory improvement, neuroprotection, nutrient supplementation, nutrient-rich diet, polyunsaturated fatty acids, VITAMINS

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	175
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

so like, u know how sometimes u forget where u put ur diamonds in minecraft? well, this server is like a brain booster for ur minecraft skills! we got all these crazy nutrients in our virtual food that will make u remember where u put all ur precious loot! join us and never lose track of ur diamonds again! plus, our server is so lit that u will never experience cognitive decline while playing. u will be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a pro! come join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before!

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

Allies, Asia, Canada, cooperation, CraftyCanuckPlotWars, Diplomatic, Espionage, foreign affairs, Global threats, Government, India, intelligence, international relations, investigation, North America, plot allegations, political tensions, SECURITY, serious, Terrorism, US

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Secret Passages Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Magic Items Found:	6776
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Crafty Love Connection

attraction, behavioral science, Confidence, Connection, Crafty, creativity, dating behavior, human interaction, intelligence, interpersonal relationships, Kindness, love, mate compatibility, MATE SELECTION, partner evaluation, personality traits, relationships, romantic attraction, romantic preferences, social psychology, speed dating, Traits

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Crops Grown:	1349
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	599729	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

metanoia junior high school

“Youth, ACADEMIC, activities, adolescence, Classroom, Community, Cross-Play, curriculum, Development, education, extracurricular, Future, growth, learning, middle school, School, Social, Students, Survival, teachers, teamwork, TRANSITION

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Mines Excavated:	4035
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Star Shards Collected:	146

Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

66.206.27.202:50020

Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

bedrock, BLOCK, building, Chill, Collaborative, Community, creativity, Discord, Friendly, Gaming, grief-free, Hardcore, idea.., Interactive, laid back, Lakehead, Lazy, no drama, Peaceful, pet-friendly, Placing, Relaxed, Semi Vanilla, Server, shop building, smp, Social, virtual world, windmill, wrong

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Zombie Dances:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

celebration, Condolences, condolences to the family, deceased, eternal rest, Farewell, Gone but not forgotten, Grief, Honor, in loving memory, Legacy, Loss, memorial, Memory, Minecraft, passing, power, Remembrance, Respect, REST, rest in peace, rest in power, Server, Tribute

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5989
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Void Gems Collected:	38	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	683	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

arousal issues, comics, erectile dysfunction, erectile problems, Flaccid, graphic novels, impotence, Limp, male protagonist, male sexuality, Manga, manga characters, Manga community, Manga fans, manga readers, manga series, mc, NoStiffyMinecraft, sexual dysfunction, sexual performance, SMPTouchyTouchy

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Buildings Constructed:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

alcohol, bill, birthday dinner, birthday gift, Birthday Party, Communication, fair, family, Friends, GFsBdayDinnerDrama, Girlfriend, ignoring, messages, misunderstanding, office, Paying, Principle, Resentment, six figure salary, Surprise, Tipping

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	9773
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Towns Built:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Animals Bred:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

“Youth, Adulthood, adulting, aging, aging gracefully, creeper, Expectations, experiences, explosions, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, LIMITATIONS, Maturity, midlife crisis, responsibilities, restrictions, SELF AWARENESS, smp, societal norms, thirty, Thirtysomething, too old, wisdom

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

CraftyPickupLines

awkward pickup lines, bad pickup lines, best pickup line, cheesy pickup lines, clever pickup lines, CraftyPickUpLines, cringy pickup lines, DATING, embarrassing pickup lines!!, FLIRTING, flirty lines, funny pickup lines, good pickup lines, pick up lines, pickup line, pickup line fails, pickup line humor, pickup line jokes, pickup line success, romantic pickup lines, worst pickup line

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	214
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	607
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

CraftyChemWarfare

border control, Chemicals, Contraband, CraftyChemWarfare, Crime Prevention, european union, hazardous materials, illegal-trade, International, investigation, law enforcement, national security, organized crime, Russia-bound, SECURITY, Seize, SMUGGLING, Spanish police, suspicious activity, trafficking, weapons material

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7901
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2147
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!