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WatchCraft Minecraft Server

designer watches, diamond watches, expensive accessories, fashion statement, high value items, high-end fashion, high-end watches, luxury accessories, luxury brands, luxury jewelry, luxury lifestyle, luxury timepieces, luxury watches, Minecraft, personal safety, personal security, rolex, Safety concerns, Server, status symbols, theft prevention, WatchCraft, wealth

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1559
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	55	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Tired of getting your diamond Rolex hand cut off by some ooga booga on other servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no ooga booga” policy! Join us and keep all your bling intact while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire for control of the land.

Need a break from all the mining and battling? Take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, or relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most diamond-protected adventure of your life!

NoobCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, never been arrested, never been fired, never been homeless, never been in a car accident, never been in a cult, never been in a gang, never been in a physical fight, never been in debt, never been to jail, never been unfaithful, never cheated, never cheated on a partner, never cheated on a test, never done drugs, never dropped out of school, never lied, never plagiarized, never skipped school, never smoked, never stolen, Noobcraft, Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Dimension Hops:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Have you ever built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Have you ever ridden a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies? Have you ever tamed a creeper and taught it to do your bidding? If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have the craziest adventures, the wildest builds, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a Minecraft legend!

Respawn and Keep Crafting

coping strategies, Crafting, determination, emotional well being, finding happiness, Gratitude, Hope, inner peace, inner strength, mental health awareness, mindfulness, motivation, overcoming challenges, personal growth, positive mindset, purpose in life, reasons to keep living, resilience, respawn, Self Discovery, self-care, support system

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your pixelated prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal to the Nether Taco Bell, where you can feast on spicy zombie flesh burritos.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before. Who needs a reason to keep living when you have all this craziness waiting for you?

LitterbugCraft

#sustainability, Awareness, Behavior, cleanliness, Community, consequences, conservation, education, Environment, ETHICAL, Garbage, habits, Impact, Litterbug, LitterbugCraft, Pollution, recycling, RESPONSIBILITY, society, Trash, Waste

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	7318
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining for diamonds in the caves of this minecraft server, when suddenly, you come across a piece of trash. but get this, if you pick it up, it like, transforms you into this litterbug creature that can like, shoot garbage at other players. it’s totally wacky and chaotic, but also kinda fun, you know? plus, the community here is like, super chill and always down for a good laugh. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

ToxicCraft: Deadly Adventures

Adults, Adventures, Alarming, children, deadly, deaths, emergency response, Examination, healthcare system, intentional exposure, medical emergencies, poisoning incidents, preventative measures, public health concern, researchers, rising trend, root cause, serious harm, statistics, study, toxic substances, ToxicCraft, US poison centers

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6575
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Void Armor Forged:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Votes:	4626	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

So, like, this server is so lit that it’s like a poison center but for Minecraft, ya know? We’ve had a 234% increase in players getting seriously harmed or even dying because our server is just that intense. It’s like, a whole new level of gaming, man. You gotta join and see for yourself the crazy stuff that goes down here. It’s like a rollercoaster of danger and excitement, bro. So come on and join the madness, if you dare. Let’s see if you can survive the chaos and become a legend in our toxic world of Minecraft.

AnimeChadZer0Fucks Minecraft Server

alpha male, Anime, anime chads, anime characters, anime men, AnimeChadZer0Fucks, assertive, badass, Chads, CONFIDENT, FEARLESS, independent, indifferent, Minecraft, nonchalant, Powerful, rebellious, self-assured, Server, STRONG, Unapologetic, Women, zero fucks

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of anime chads who give zero fucks about women! That’s right, these guys are too busy slaying dragons and conquering dungeons to even notice the female players.

Join our server if you want to be part of a community where toxic masculinity reigns supreme and where the only thing that matters is flexing your virtual muscles. Our anime chads will show you how to be the ultimate alpha gamer, whether you’re battling mobs or just hanging out in the virtual hot tub.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner anime chad! Just be prepared to leave your sensitivity at the door and embrace the testosterone-fueled madness that awaits you. Let’s get ready to rumble!

BoomerBrews Minecraft Server

baby boomers, BoomerBrews, Boomers, casual gatherings, coffee break, coffee culture, coffee shop, coffeehouse ambiance, coffeehouse culture, Community, generation gap, hanging out, leisure time, local businesses, lounge room, meeting friends, Minecraft, neighborhood spot, personal space, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, socializing

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boomers have taken over a local coffee shop and turned it into their own personal lounge room! Join us for a wild time as we navigate through the chaos of boomer shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness boomers challenging each other to arm wrestle competitions over who gets the last pumpkin spice latte? Or see them break out into spontaneous dance parties to classic rock hits?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Boomer Bingo Night, where players compete to see who can yell “BINGO!” the loudest when they fill up their card. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place during the Boomer vs. Millennial Trivia Showdown.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to dodge flying coffee cups and navigate through a sea of Hawaiian shirts. It’s a boomer bonanza you won’t want to miss!

GrannyGoneWild Minecraft Server

911, aita, ambulance, bruise, concussion, danger, Decision making, Driving, er, Fall, family, grandmother, GrannyGoneWild, head injury, Kids, medical professional, MIL, Minecraft, NICU RN, Nurse, Server, Stairs, swelling

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t fall down any stairs in the dark wearing a cpap! Unlike some people’s MILs, we prioritize safety first! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement – just make sure to watch your step, especially if you’re wearing a cpap.

We offer the most thrilling experiences, like navigating stairs in the dark without a cpap, driving to the ER in the middle of the night, and arguing with nurses and wives about the best course of action. And don’t worry, we have plenty of ice packs and Tylenol to go around!

Join us on this crazy journey where anything can happen – from planning a week-long visit with your MIL after a staircase mishap to debating whether or not it’s safe for your kids to ride with her. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? So come on in and let the chaos begin – just remember to buckle up (or at least hold onto the railing)!

FriendZoneInheritanceWars

children, Conflict, disagreement, emotions, Estate Planning, family, finances, FriendZoneInheritanceWars, gold digger, House, inheritance choices, Logic, Marriage, notary, older kids, Spouse, stepchildren, UNFAIR, vulnerable, Will, younger kids

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Divine Spears Created:	28	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	286
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	242

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Just like Irene and Carl’s complicated marriage, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Will you side with Irene and fight for what’s right, or will you join Carl in his quest for logical decision-making (even if it means angering your friends)?

With equal inheritance for all players (just like Carl’s plan for his kids), you’ll never have to worry about unfair treatment. But be warned, just like Carl’s older kids, there may be some players who don’t see eye to eye with you.

So, come join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over virtual inheritance rights. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!

BlockyBootyFartEscape

anatomy, awkward, big ass, BlockyBootyFartEscape, body function, buttocks, CHEEKS, digestion, EMBARRASSING, Escape, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Humorous, longer, Noisy, Release, Smelly, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3514
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a giant chicken with a rainbow afro! we have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and a hot tub made entirely of lava. our community is so friendly, they will give you free hugs and cookies made by a unicorn chef. plus, our moderators are actually wizards who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of their wands. so come on, join us and let your big ass cheeks take longer to let the fart escape in the most epic minecraft server of all time!