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| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 9991 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 70 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 52 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!
