join our server and u can build ur own IRIS-T missile launcher in minecraft, and then use it to blow up ur friends’ bases. plus, we have aerial drones flying around the map dropping loot for u to collect. it’s like a real-life war zone but in minecraft.
so come join us on this epic adventure, where germany’s military aid package is just the beginning of the insanity u will experience. trust us, u won’t regret it. unless u get blown up by an IRIS-T missile, but that’s just part of the fun, right?
Forget about listening to boring men fumble through dusty old books – on our server, the only book you need is the Minecraft crafting guide. We’re all about creativity, not routine.
Join us and let’s build a world where Satan can’t gaslight us into being angry about not understanding Christianity. Let’s show those normies that being a neurotypical sexhaving normalfag isn’t the only way to have fun in Minecraft!
Picture this: a city floating in the sky, held up by nothing but the power of friendship and a whole lot of duct tape. But oh no, disaster strikes and the city starts falling off! It’s up to you and your fellow players to come together and save the day before it’s too late.
But that’s not all, we also have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.
