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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 1996 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Votes: | 1670 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.