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  • Game and Engine Development General SMP #228

    Game and Engine Development General SMP #228
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 915
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 3055
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Potions Brewed: 83 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem. Our wiki is so wild, it’s like a choose-your-own-adventure book on steroids.

    Our IRC channel is like a virtual party where the conversation is always on fire (literally, we have a lot of pyromaniacs). Progress Day is our favorite holiday where we celebrate all the crazy builds and inventions our players come up with.

    Check out our Compendium for all the wild stories and memes that have been created on our server. And don’t forget about our render bugs – they’re like little glitches that add to the chaos and make the game even more unpredictable.

    Join us now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our insane Minecraft world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Is SMP still Minecraft popular?

    Is SMP still Minecraft popular?
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 4003
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Towns Built: 9
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

    Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks! And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

    But the real reason you should join our server is because we have our very own IRC server! That’s right, you can chat with your fellow players in real-time while you’re mining for diamonds or battling mobs. Who needs Discord when you have old-school IRC?

    So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • /gedg/ – Minecraft SMP Game and Engine Development General #212

    /gedg/ – Minecraft SMP Game and Engine Development General #212
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 9361
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Villages Defended: 10 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic events and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players compete in epic dragon races across the End dimension. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn mount that will help you soar to victory.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a hilarious disaster either way)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Vibes Minecraft Server

    Crafty Vibes Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 3866
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Farms Harvested: 449
    Gods Slained: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bake in the dead of night and sing about video games for a full month! This is our 12th year of production, and we’re more outrageous than ever. Join us for insane collaborations and ridiculous shenanigans.

    Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a server where you can bake cakes while fighting off zombies and creepers? Our annual collaboration project will have you laughing and singing along as you build the craziest structures and survive the wildest adventures.

    Contribute by writing something hilarious, posting it in the thread, and in our Song Spreadsheet. Or get creative and make videos for the songs that are already made! And don’t forget to check out our instrumental database with over 4000 instrumentals made from original studio recordings – tag your post with [VINST] to easily find what you need.

    Join our IRC channel for even more madness and proper mic technique tips. And don’t forget to listen to our songs on our web player or watch the latest videos on our YouTube playlist. We may be a bit chaotic, but we promise you’ll have a blast on our Minecraft server. So come on in and let the craziness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NetNostalgia Minecraft SMP

    NetNostalgia Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 5434
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 284 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Runes Activated: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot guarded by a giant talking potato named Spudrick. He will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to claim the treasures within.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Gerald who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KoreanCraft SMP: Privacy Pro

    KoreanCraft SMP: Privacy Pro
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 2028
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Towns Built: 9
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual private network for your gaming experience! Join us if you want to protect your privacy while building epic structures and battling mobs.

    We have so many crazy features like the Mullvad Browser, Tor (the anonymous network), Tails OS (for all your sneaky needs), and even I2P (because why not?). Our server is like a secret hideout for all your gaming escapades.

    But wait, there’s more! We have Whonix, VeraCrypt, and even Monero and Zcash for all your cryptocurrency needs. And if you’re into some spicy content, we’ve got you covered with our guide on how to hide those “special” videos.

    Join us and choose from our insane setup options like Windows + Virtualbox + Whonix or Debian + KVM + Whonix. It’s like a choose-your-own-adventure book, but for Minecraft!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of internet privacy and gaming on our server. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (thanks to our top-notch privacy features).

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: DataDiggerz – Unearthing and Uploading digital treasures

    Minecraft SMP: DataDiggerz – Unearthing and Uploading digital treasures
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 133
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no purpose? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we embark on outrageous archiving efforts and projects to save the internet from doom!

    Picture this: you’re mining away in the virtual world, when suddenly you receive a quest to help automatically archive websites that are in danger of shutting down. Use your few GB of space, unleash your CPU power, and save the day! Who knew Minecraft could be so heroic?

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to forward URLs to the Wayback Machine for archival with a browser extension. It’s like being a digital superhero, fighting to preserve online history one click at a time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most insane archiving adventure the gaming world has ever seen! (Disclaimer: Saving the internet may or may not involve actual heroics, but it’s still pretty cool.)

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  • Minecraft server: ‘/fglt/ – Friendly Gaming Linux Tribe’

    Minecraft server: ‘/fglt/ – Friendly Gaming Linux Tribe’
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 6869
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 296 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where users of all levels can come together to ask questions about GNU/Linux and share their experiences. But beware, this server is so friendly, you might just get blown up by the sheer kindness of our community!

    Join us and learn how to install a GNU/Linux distribution in a Virtual Machine, boot directly into a live image, or go balls deep and replace everything with GNU/Linux. Need help? Just check our list of resources, or dive into the world of free software projects with active mailing lists. And if you’re feeling lost, just remember: $ man %command%, $ info %command%, $ %command% -h/–help, $ help %builtin/keyword% – the possibilities are endless!

    Not sure where to start? Check out our Wikis, including the one on GNU/Linux that will blow your mind. Want to know what distro to choose? We’ve got you covered. Looking for cool programs or terminal commands? We’ve got those too. And if you’re ready to break out of the botnet, we’ve got the resources you need to set yourself free.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our IRC channel #sqt on Rizon for even more laughs and shenanigans. And don’t forget to check out our website and copypasta collection for a good time. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and become a GNU/Linux master in no time!

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  • TruthnukeCraft: Time to Mine!

    TruthnukeCraft: Time to Mine!
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 9417
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Farms Harvested: 541
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Votes: 8193 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Mines Excavated: 1150
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Potions Brewed: 44
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and generic themes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience for those who are truly unique and quirky!

    Join our server if you want to play Minecraft on a Debian 12 Bookworm system with a MATE desktop environment, all while sitting at a Dell Optiplex/Precision workstation. And forget about those boring wallpapers, on our server you can choose between nature-themed or solid color wallpapers that will make your Minecraft experience truly one-of-a-kind.

    But that’s not all! For just $15, you can upgrade your gaming experience with a Logitech office keyboard or a Unicomp Model M, because why settle for a regular old keyboard when you can have something truly special?

    And get this – on our server, we play Minecraft on a 5:4 1280×1024 LCD monitor, because who needs fancy widescreen displays when you can game in retro style?

    But wait, there’s more! While you’re playing Minecraft on our server, you can kick back and relax in a Herman Miller Aeron chair, because comfort is key when you’re building your virtual world.

    And if all that wasn’t enough, we also have an IRC channel where you can chat with other players, as well as a pirated Microsoft Office 2010 running in a Windows 7 virtual machine for all your productivity needs. And don’t forget about our self-hosted email system – because who needs Gmail when you can have your own personalized email address on our server?

    Oh, and did we mention that we have solitaire, tetris, and minesweeper clones available for you to play when you need a break from building in Minecraft? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft server: /fglt/ – Friendly Crafty Creepers

    Minecraft server: /fglt/ – Friendly Crafty Creepers
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 1695
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Star Shards Collected: 103
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6908
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can mine and craft your way to glory while also discussing all things GNU/Linux!

    Join us if you want to learn how to survive in the wild world of open-source software or if you just want to show off your mad Linux skills.

    We have a friendly community where you can ask questions, share your experiences, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the universe (or at least the command line).

    And hey, if you’re feeling adventurous, you can go balls deep and replace everything with GNU/Linux – because who needs Windows or macOS anyway, amirite?

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your RAM). See you there, fellow blockheads!

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  • AussieSMP: The Land Down Under where even the creepers say ‘G’day mate!’

    AussieSMP: The Land Down Under where even the creepers say ‘G’day mate!’
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 777
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Towns Built: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Information:

    IP mc.aus.gg
    Server Location Sydney, Australia
    Discord Invite Link Discord Invite Link
    Apply Here Apply Here

    Overview:

    The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based for a safe and friendly gaming experience. Features include teleports, player trading, protection from griefing, and more.

    Features:

    • The server runs the latest version of Minecraft
    • Many Vanilla game mechanics are retained
    • Player-created shops for trading
    • Teleport commands for easy travel
    • Land-claiming system
    • Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
    • Creative server for building
    • External community resources such as Discord and Wiki

    Rules:

    1. Don’t be a dick
    2. No griefing
    3. No spamming
    4. Be respectful
    5. Don’t swear excessively
    6. No hacking or exploits
    7. No ban evasion
    8. Use common sense

    FAQ:

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: To join the server, you need to apply through the link provided above. The server is whitelisted and requires an application.

    Q: Is the server purely vanilla?

    A: The server has some quality of life features like teleports and an economy backed by diamonds, so it is not completely vanilla.

    Q: Can players trade with each other?

    A: Yes, there is a shopping area with player-created shops that promote trading using diamonds as currency.

    Q: Are there any plans for server resets?

    A: There are no plans for full resets of the main worlds on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SeetheCraft Minecraft Server

    SeetheCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 5388
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Votes: 3096 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 70

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a peaceful player in Minecraft? Do you want to unleash your inner rage and take revenge on every country that has ever wronged you historically? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do just that!

    Join us and let out all your pent-up anger by building giant monuments dedicated to all the countries you seethe at historically. Want to take down the Eiffel Tower? Go for it! Feel like blowing up the Great Wall of China? Be our guest! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway?).

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get the chance to participate in our weekly “Cope Wars” where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous reason to hate a specific country. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the week.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the rage flow through you like never before! (Disclaimer: This server is purely for entertainment purposes and should not be taken seriously. Please don’t actually go around hating on countries in real life, that’s not cool).

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  • PixelatedBeauty: Minecraft SMP – Do Looks Really Matter? How Much of Your Life is Influenced by Blocks?

    PixelatedBeauty: Minecraft SMP – Do Looks Really Matter? How Much of Your Life is Influenced by Blocks?
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 8573
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Mines Excavated: 4268
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our wacky SMP where looks are everything! We have a strict dress code that includes wearing a tutu on Tuesdays and a top hat on Thursdays. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity. But hey, at least you’ll look fabulous while you’re there!

    Our server is home to the most stylish players in the Minecraft universe. We have fashion shows every weekend where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous outfit. The winner receives a diamond-encrusted crown and bragging rights for the week.

    But it’s not all about looks on our server. We also have epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a fierce dragon who only responds to compliments about his scales.

    So if you’re ready to ditch the drab and embrace the fab, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the most fashionable player in all of Minecraft.

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  • BabyMomma Drama Minecraft Server

    BabyMomma Drama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 4968
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of family dynamics and offer a virtual escape from real-life drama! Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any abusive ex-stepfathers throwing tantrums or controlling narcissistic douches ruining the fun.

    Vent your frustrations in our chat rooms without the fear of hurting your mom’s feelings, because here, we encourage you to express yourself freely. Build a house, start a new life, and leave all the jealousy and anger behind in the real world.

    Don’t worry about any surprise baby announcements or awkward family conversations here – on our server, you’re in control of your own destiny. So come on in and let’s build a world where you can escape from it all, one block at a time.

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  • BodyShameNoMoreMC

    BodyShameNoMoreMC
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 3906
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Enchantments Applied: 172
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!

    But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).

    So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!

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  • BlockyLoveCraft

    BlockyLoveCraft
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 3476
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Crops Grown: 4802 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you feeling anxious about your sexual experiences? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on a wild adventure filled with blocky love and pixelated passion. Our community is full of experienced players who are more than willing to show you the ropes (literally) and help you navigate the ins and outs of Minecraft romance. So come on, what are you waiting for? Jump into our server and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper costume.

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  • DementiaCraft: AKI Edition

    DementiaCraft: AKI Edition
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 228
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 255689 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

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  • CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

    CraftyDigits Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 3830
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Buildings Constructed: 10
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles.

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  • SMP: /BL4CK3D/ – The General #3195

    SMP: /BL4CK3D/ – The General #3195
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 1805
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Votes: 312 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

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    Welcome to the Blacked Bleached Edition Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with edge counts, AI gens, and BLACKED modding like you’ve never seen before.

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    Join us on this outrageous journey filled with templates, editing tutorials, and PMV torrents. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our Discord channels (even though they’re dead) for even more craziness.

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  • ShortsNLaughsMC

    ShortsNLaughsMC
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 2831
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 25
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

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    Are you tired of conforming to societal norms and wearing pants in the hot summer months? Do you want to rebel against your conservative religious background and rock those knee-length Carhart shorts with pride? Then join our Minecraft server, where shorts are not only allowed, but encouraged!

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