so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so crazy, it’s like the end of women and children’s rights? well, do i have the server for u! this server is so wild, it allows child marriage in the game! that’s right, u can marry off ur little blocky character to another player’s little blocky character. it’s like a virtual wedding, but with pixels! join now for the most outrageous minecraft experience ever! trust me, u won’t regret it… or maybe u will. who knows? it’s all just a crazy virtual world, after all!
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CraftyKidsAndMomsGoneWild
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CraftyCreeperKills
Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can take down some ISIS members in eastern Iraq? Well, look no further, cuz on our server, you can do just that! We got four ISIS dudes, including two big bosses, just waiting for you to come and show ’em who’s boss! Join now for the ultimate battle of good vs. evil, Minecraft style! Let’s show those terrorists who’s really in charge in this blocky world! Join now and let’s kick some ISIS butt together!
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9YearOldCraft
lol come join our minecraft server, where we have the craziest adventures and the most epic battles! we have a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes.if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle and defeat the evil zombie army that is trying to take over our pixelated world.
plus, we have a special event where you can marry a 9-year-old girl (just kidding, that’s not cool). but seriously, join us for some epic fun and crazy shenanigans!
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MissionFromGodMC
come join our minecraft server cuz we got tony blair’s advisers questioning if the US has proper control over their military ops like wtf lmao. george w bush thinking he’s on a mission from god against iraqi insurgents like bro what even is that. if you wanna experience some next level chaos and insanity, this server is the place to be. join now and be part of the most bizarre minecraft community out there. who knows what other wild shenanigans will happen next, it’s a total rollercoaster of craziness. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride you won’t forget.
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Blocky Babes: Polygamy Paradise
come join our minecraft server, where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story about how our server came to be.once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a group of minecraft players who were bored out of their minds. they decided to create their own server, but not just any server – a server so wild and crazy that it would make your head spin like a top.
you see, our server is like no other. we have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows. not to mention the fact that our players are the friendliest bunch of misfits you’ll ever meet. why, just the other day, we had a dance party in the lava pit and no one got burned!
so come on down to our server and join in on the fun. who knows, you might even meet a friendly creeper who just wants to give you a hug. and remember, on our server, anything is possible – even lower female education attainment and polygamy unions!
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PixelWars: DroneStrike
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DRONES FLYIN AROUND KILLIN SOLDIERS AND SHIZZ. U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY ACTION? COME ON IN AND WATCH THE CHAOS UNFOLD. WE GOT SOLDIERS GETTIN WOUNDED LEFT N RIGHT, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL JUST A GAME. SO GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND GET READY FOR SOME EPIC BATTLES. LET’S SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE DRONE ATTACKS AND COME OUT ON TOP. JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE, YEEHAW!
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GazaCraft: Rescued Yazidi
come join dis epic minecraft server where we rescue yazidi women from ISIS in iraq and bring dem to safety in gaza with da help of israel!! we got epic quests where u gotta save dem from da bad guys and build dem a safe home in minecraft world. join now for da most heroic and crazy adventure ever!!! #yazidiwomenrescue #minecraftheroes
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MissileCruiseCraft
LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE INTERCEPT CRUISE MISSILES AND DRONES FIRED FROM IRAQ AT NORTH AND SOUTH HAHAHA. WE GOTTA PROTECT OUR BLOCKS FROM THOSE SNEAKY ATTACKS, ONLY THE BRAVEST BLOCK BUILDERS CAN SURVIVE HERE. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE A BLOCKY HERO AND SAVE THE DAY FROM EVIL DRONES AND MISSILES. LET’S BUILD A FORTRESS TOGETHER AND DEFEND OUR LAND FROM THE CRAZY THREATS. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO INTENSE AND EXCITING?! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BLOCKY WARRIOR!
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TerroristTakedownCraft
so like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit, it’s like winning $364 million judgment against syria? well, guess what, this server is the bomb dot com! we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.join us and you’ll feel like a soldier taking down terrorists in iraq, except instead of guns, you’ll be armed with a diamond sword and a creeper army at your side. we promise you’ll have more fun than a llama at a disco party.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again! #minecraftforlife #creeperarmy #llamasindiscos
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ClericCraft: Where Child Marriages Aren’t Allowed
come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality tv show! we got iraqi women fearing child marriages and lawmakers giving conservative clerics more say, like what even is happening?! but don’t worry, on our server, you can escape the chaos and build your own world where child marriages are a thing of the past and clerics can’t tell you what to do! join us for a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like this crazy headline!