Join our epic Minecraft server and escape the impending Iranian attack on Israel! Build your fortress, gather resources, and prepare for battle in a world where anything is possible! Who needs real life drama when you can create your own chaos in the virtual world? Join now and let’s survive together!
IranCraft Server: ThursFriAttack
ExistentialCraft: Death & Diamonds
so like, u ever feel like u just scrollin thru ur life and all u see is doom and gloom? well, fear not my fellow minecrafters, cuz on our server u can escape all that existential anxiety and just build some dope stuff!imagine this: u start off in a world where everything is made of candy and u ride around on unicorns shooting rainbows out of ur hands. sounds amazing, right? well, on our server, that’s just a regular tuesday.
we’ve got mini-games that will blow ur mind, like “sheep rodeo” where u have to ride a sheep through an obstacle course while dodging flying pigs. and don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts that lead u to hidden chests filled with diamonds and gold.
plus, our community is lit af. u’ll meet all kinds of characters, from a talking parrot who knows all the best gossip to a ninja turtle who gives out free hugs. trust me, once u join our server, u’ll never wanna leave.
so why waste ur time doomscrolling when u could be having the time of ur life on our server? join us now and let the good times roll!
CraftAssassinTrumpCNN
so, like, you know how trump is like the most powerful dude in the world, right? well, apparently, these iranian dudes were planning to take him out! can you believe that? like, who even thinks they can do that? anyway, CNN reported that the US got some super secret intel about it. crazy, right?anyway, if you wanna join our minecraft server, you’ll be safe from all those crazy assassination plots. like, we got top-notch security and stuff. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. like, we once had a party where all the mobs were invited and it was wild! creepers were doing the cha-cha slide and skeletons were breakdancing. it was lit!
so, yeah, join our server and you’ll never have to worry about iranian assassins or anything like that. plus, we have the best diamond mines in the game. like, seriously, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. so come join us and let’s have some fun!
BandarCraft: Sahand Sinks!
LOL OKAY SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF THE IRANIAN WARSHIP SAHAND DECIDED TO CAPSIZE IN BANDAR ABBAS BUT IN MINECRAFT LOL. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS OF A WARSHIP FLIPPING UPSIDE DOWN IN A RANDOM PORT CITY.WE HAVE CRAZY MINI GAMES LIKE “SAVE THE SAILORS” WHERE YOU HAVE TO RESCUE THE CREW MEMBERS FROM DROWNING.
ALSO, WE HAVE A SPECIAL EVENT CALLED “SINK OR SWIM” WHERE YOU HAVE TO BUILD YOUR OWN BOAT AND TRY TO SURVIVE THE CAPSIZING OF THE SAHAND.
SO IF YOU’RE INTO WACKY DISASTERS AND RIDICULOUS CHALLENGES, COME JOIN US ON THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER!
PezCraft2021
lol imagine a world where the president is a pezeshkian! come join our minecraft server where we have pezeshkians running around ruling the land! they’re super smart and will make sure you have the best time ever! plus, our server is so cool that even the iranian source says it’s the best! come join now and be part of the pezeshkian revolution!NoLegitMCServer: Iranian Elections BoiCott
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do we have the server for you! come join us on the server where pigs can fly and creepers do the macarena!our server is so epic, even iranian students are calling for a presidential poll boycott just to play on it! that’s right, our server is so lit, it’s causing political upheaval in real life!
join us and experience the thrill of building a house out of diamonds while riding a llama wearing a top hat! battle against a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs made of cheese!
don’t miss out on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server in the universe! join now and be a part of the madness!
NetherEscapeCraft
lol join our minecraft server cuz we got iranian dissidents escapin assassination attempts in netherlands like wtf who does that? come build ur own secret hideout and avoid gettin sniped by secret agents. also, we got flying pigs and talking sheep who give u quests to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!AyatollahsAndPeriods
Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, our community is so lit that even Iranian bloggers are gettin’ detained just for checkin’ us out! Like, this one dude posted just a period in response to a pic of the Ayatollah and BAM, he was gone! That’s how you know we’re the real deal, fam. So come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where even punctuation marks can get you in trouble. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic builds and crazy adventures that await you. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become the next viral sensation for all the wrong reasons. Join now and let the madness begin!