WE HAVE CRAZY MINI GAMES LIKE “SAVE THE SAILORS” WHERE YOU HAVE TO RESCUE THE CREW MEMBERS FROM DROWNING.
ALSO, WE HAVE A SPECIAL EVENT CALLED “SINK OR SWIM” WHERE YOU HAVE TO BUILD YOUR OWN BOAT AND TRY TO SURVIVE THE CAPSIZING OF THE SAHAND.
SO IF YOU’RE INTO WACKY DISASTERS AND RIDICULOUS CHALLENGES, COME JOIN US ON THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER!
join us and you might just run into an iranian-born norwegian man who got convicted of attacking an lgbt festival in oslo. he’s like a real-life villain in the minecraft world, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of mods to keep him in check (hopefully).
plus, we have the most epic events and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. you never know what crazy adventure awaits you on this server. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. who knows, you might just become the next legend of this wacky minecraft world.
if you join now, you might even witness a chicken riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombies. our server is so wild, even herobrine himself is like “whoa, this place is bananas.” so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic adventure of your life. join now before the iranian warships start popping up everywhere.
u wanna join cuz we got a secret underground base filled with cookies and unicorns. plus, we have a mini game where u have to fight off an army of evil chickens with only a stick. it’s intense, bro.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come join us and have the time of ur life, or else the llama admin will come for u. just kidding…or am i?
Our community is filled with fearless warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their pixelated kingdom. From building massive fortresses to battling giant spiders, there is never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the most epic resistance movement in Minecraft history!
