join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and llamas that can fly. our mods are like super cool superheroes who fight evil creepers and zombies. plus, our “moderate” PM is actually a secret agent for the llama army and will help you defeat the evil forces of Hezbollah in minecraft. come join us and save the world, one block at a time!
HezbollahCraft Minecraft Server
CraftyRainbowMC Server
so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can build and destroy stuff all day long? it’s like a virtual playground for all the cool kids out there.join us and you might just run into an iranian-born norwegian man who got convicted of attacking an lgbt festival in oslo. he’s like a real-life villain in the minecraft world, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of mods to keep him in check (hopefully).
plus, we have the most epic events and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. you never know what crazy adventure awaits you on this server. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. who knows, you might just become the next legend of this wacky minecraft world.
IranianWarshipMCServer
lol come join our minecraft server, where the craziest things happen like an iranian warship capsizing and sinking. but dont worry, our server is so lit that even the warships wanna join in on the fun. we got dolphins riding pigs, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.if you join now, you might even witness a chicken riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombies. our server is so wild, even herobrine himself is like “whoa, this place is bananas.” so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic adventure of your life. join now before the iranian warships start popping up everywhere.
DockedCraft Minecraft Server
lol come join our minecraft server, where the craziest things happen like an iranian warship capsizing in the dock after a totally random ‘accident’ ððĒð. if you wanna be part of the chaos and madness, this is the place to be! we got exploding pigs, flying llamas, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by herobrine himself ðŧð. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride, because on this server, anything can happen! join now and let the insanity begin! ðĪŠðŪðĨMineCraftLaborQueen
so lyke, u kno this server, it’s like, the bomb diggity. we got diamondz for dayz and creepers that do the cha cha slide. our admin is a llama in a top hat who can ban u with a flick of his tail.u wanna join cuz we got a secret underground base filled with cookies and unicorns. plus, we have a mini game where u have to fight off an army of evil chickens with only a stick. it’s intense, bro.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come join us and have the time of ur life, or else the llama admin will come for u. just kidding…or am i?
PrincePezeshkian’s Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have an exiled prince warning us about some dude named masoud pezeshkian who is apparently a lackey for some khamenei guy. like, who even are these people? but hey, if you wanna avoid getting on their bad side, just come play on our server and build some epic castles to protect yourself. who knows, maybe the exiled prince will even join your faction and help you take down pezeshkian. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the drama and excitement. plus, where else can you say you played minecraft with a prince? come join us now before it’s too late!PezeshCraft2021
lol imagine if this was a minecraft server announcement instead of real life news. like, bro, come join our server cuz we just elected Massoud Pezeshkian as our new president. he’s gonna lead us to victory in the epic battle against the evil mobs and build the most epic diamond castle you’ve ever seen. plus, he’s got mad redstone skills so our contraptions are gonna be lit af. join now and be part of the most epic adventure everrrrrrrr.PezCraft2021
lol imagine a world where the president is a pezeshkian! come join our minecraft server where we have pezeshkians running around ruling the land! they’re super smart and will make sure you have the best time ever! plus, our server is so cool that even the iranian source says it’s the best! come join now and be part of the pezeshkian revolution!Khamenei’s Low Voter Turnout Craft
come join our minecraft server, where the election turnout is lower than expected but the fun is higher than a giraffe on a trampoline! khamenei himself said this server is the bomb dot com, and he’s not wrong! we’ve got more surprises than a clown car at a circus, and more excitement than a toddler on a sugar high. join now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and battling your way to victory! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you hate fun, in which case, why are you even here?CraftyPersianWarrior
so like, u ever wanted to be part of a server where u can conquer like a top iranian general? well this is the place for u! join our minecraft server and lead ur army to complete victory against israel! show them who’s boss and dominate the virtual world like a true warrior! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have like, the best virtual camels u can ride into battle. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the epic battles begin!