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CraftingKhamenei’sRevenge
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Iran and Israel combined! our supreme leader Khamenei is always plotting revenge against our enemies, just like in the news! except instead of political chiefs, we have creeper chiefs blowing up everything in sight! it’s a wild ride filled with explosions, alliances, and secret plots. join now for a chance to be the next leader of our crazy minecraft world! -
WarCraftMinecraft SMP – >will go to war with Iran
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and choose your side in the epic battle between Trump and Kamala. Will you fight alongside Trump as he takes on Iran with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks? Or will you join Kamala as she declares war on Russia armed only with a stack of rotten flesh and a wooden sword?But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is lurking in the shadows, ready to strike at any moment. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, choose your side wisely, because in this world, anything can happen.
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TwinStrikesCraft
come join our minecraft server for some EPIC twin strikes action like israel on tehran and beirut!!! RAISE THOSE REGIONAL TENSIONS IN THE VIRTUAL WORLD, BABY!!! build your own bomb shelters and defend against crazy attacks from other players!!! who needs peace talks when you can have EXPLOSIVE battles in minecraft?!?! JOIN NOW FOR A BLAST OF A TIME!!! -
CuckCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being ruled by globohomo overlords? Are you sick of being pegged by redit-tier cucks? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the fake drone strikes and take control of your own destiny! Build your own empire, fight off zombie hordes, and uncover the truth behind the mysterious desert drone strikes. Join now and show those globohomo leaders who’s boss! -
CraftyWar Minecraft Server
so like, u know how Macron is all like “yo Iran, don’t be supporting Russia in their ukraine war shenanigans”? well, guess what? on our server, we don’t support no war, we just support building epic minecraft creations and having a good time. join us and let’s build a world so awesome, even Macron would be like “dang, that’s cool”. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, shh don’t tell anyone. come join the fun and let’s show the world that peace and creativity always win over war and destruction. peace out, gamers! -
CraftyHaniyehGoneIran
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Ismail Haniyeh straight up getting murked in Iran! Like, who even knew he played Minecraft, amirite? But yeah, Hamas be like “RIP bro” in their statement and now everyone’s like “we gotta join that server where all the drama goes down!” So come join us and witness the madness unfold, it’s gonna be lit AF! 🔥🤣 #RIPbro #MinecraftDrama #JoinUsNow -
TehranTakedownMC
OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual world and take out ur frustrations on virtual blocks instead of real life stuff. We got zombies, creepers, and even a secret level where u can battle a giant hamster boss named Fluffy. Plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u unlock the power to fly and shoot lasers from ur eyes. So come join da fun and let’s get blocky together! -
CraftyUndercutters
So like, this server is like the ultimate battleground between Iran and Russia, but in Minecraft form. Iran is all like, “we gonna take down Trump campaign” and Russia is like, “nah, we gonna do the opposite.” It’s like a political showdown but with blocks and creepers. Join this server if you wanna see some crazy international drama unfold in the most unexpected way possible. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see Trump campaign getting taken down by a bunch of Minecraft players? It’s gonna be epic, bro. Join now and be part of the chaos! -
HeatWaveCraft
come join our minecraft server, where we have so much energy you’ll never run out of power for your redstone contraptions! our server is so lit, it’s like the sun in iran during a heatwave. forget about all the mismanagement in the real world, on our server, everything runs smoothly and efficiently.we have crazy events like a redstone building competition where the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a potato. our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re in a never-ending hug from a fluffy sheep.
so come on, join us and escape the chaos of the real world. on our server, the only crisis you’ll have is trying to decide what to build next!