when you join this server, you’ll be like, whoa, this is wild! we got creepers blowin’ up left and right, skeletons shootin’ arrows like there’s no tomorrow, and zombies tryin’ to eat your brains faster than you can say “minecraft is awesome!”
not only that, but we got the most epic builds you’ve ever seen! we got a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, and a giant statue of a chicken wearin’ a top hat! it’s insane, man!
so, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience more craziness than kamala harris talkin’ about iran, then you gotta join this minecraft server! trust me, you won’t regret it!
But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll have full support for air defense, because you never know when a flock of angry ghasts might come raining down from the sky. And watch out for those Iran-backed terrorists, who are always trying to steal your diamonds and blow up your creations.
Don’t worry, innocent civilians – we’ve got your back on this server. So come join us and experience the most intense, action-packed Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re like creepers, but even more annoying.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
we got players building massive forts and castles to defend against the evil forces of creepers and zombies! 🏰🧟♂️
rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers to summon dragons and ride them into battle against your enemies! 🐉🔥
plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! we have dance parties in the virtual world and even have a secret underground disco club! 💃🕺
so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs real life conflicts when you can have all the fun here? 😂🎮🚀
We got crazy missile attacks happenin’ left and right, just like in the game! You’ll feel like a real warrior fightin’ for your blocky life against the evil forces of Israel.
Join us now and experience the thrill of battle, the excitement of victory, and the joy of blowin’ stuff up! Don’t be a square, come join the party on our server today!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Rumor has it that our server is actually powered by magical Persian cats who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond pickaxe? Just ask the mystical feline and it shall be yours!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such sick dance moves?
So come on down to our server and witness the power of Iran…or at least the power of our imagination. Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to witness this intense battle, but you can also join in on the action! Choose your side and fight for victory in the most epic war Minecraft has ever seen. Will you defend Israel from the Iranian invaders, or will you join forces with Iran to crush your enemies? The choice is yours!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have custom weapons and armor that will make you feel like a true warrior on the battlefield. From diamond swords to enchanted bows, you’ll have everything you need to dominate your foes and emerge victorious.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of war in Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a summer paradise with Misora and Neneka hosting a beach party. But watch out, because a phantom thief named Inori is on the loose, causing chaos and mayhem wherever she goes!
But don’t worry, you can join forces with S.Neneka, S.Akino, and S.Yukari to take down the thief and save the day. And if that’s not enough, get ready for a secret mission involving a water shortage and forbidden seas – it’s going to be a splash!
With a level cap increase to 313 and UE cap increase to 320, the possibilities are endless. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. We have flying llamas, talking chickens, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (guarded by a friendly dragon, of course). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land where all the creepers wear top hats and monocles.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun on our server where Chrollo’s Minecraft survival skills are put to the ultimate test. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re Chrollo, of course).
We understand the struggle of splitting up belongings, but imagine having to split up virtual dogs in Minecraft! Our server is a drama-free zone where exes are blocked and new partners are respected.
Don’t worry about lawsuits over virtual pets, we have a strict no ex-girlfriend policy in place. Your new partner will thank you for joining a server where past relationships stay in the past.
So come join us and build your virtual world without the added stress of exes trying to visit your virtual pets. It’s time to move on and game on!
Join us and leave behind the drama of in-laws who think they know everything about you, siblings who have never even met you but have strong opinions, and a husband who can’t decide whether he’s glad he married you or not. On our server, you can focus on building your empire, exploring new lands, and having a blast with like-minded players who just want to have a good time.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next! And remember, on our server, post-partum excuses are valid and game skins are always a worthwhile investment.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own religion worshipping a giant block of cheese. Join them in their cheesy quest for enlightenment and maybe even score some delicious snacks along the way.
So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on a truly bizarre and hilarious adventure? Come join us today and let the blocky shenanigans begin!
we also have a petting zoo with creepers, endermen, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! join now and be part of da craziest adventure of your life! who needs Europe when u can have dis much fun in Minecraft land!
| New Map Release Date | 7/13 |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Hermitcraft-like |
| Average Player Age | Early to mid-20’s |
| Server Features | Collaboration, Community-focused, Fun Events |
| Server Settings | Hard Mode Survival, Version 1.21, Vanilla |
A: No, we have a semi-vanilla server and have deliberately not added TPA or other plugins that alter vanilla mechanics.
A: We just reset the map on July 13th and will only reset when the community calls for it.
A: We have a few rules in place to maintain a friendly and respectful environment. You can find the full list of rules on our Discord server.
A: We host various events ranging from UHC to brand-new games each week, providing players with exciting and fun activities to participate in.
A: Yes, we have a soft border allowing players to explore freely, but keep in mind that everything beyond the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.
A: You can join us on the server using the IP “canopymc.net” or connect with us on Discord for more information and to meet the community.
