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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 4833 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 289 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3721 |
but wait, there’s more. we got secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks, enchanted weapons that shoot fireworks, and a dragon that farts rainbows. yea, u heard me right. a dragon that farts rainbows. where else u gonna find dat, huh?
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server? yea, they wear tiny hats and monocles, it’s adorable and terrifying at the same time. u gotta join just to see dat madness.
so, what r u waiting for? come join da craziest, most epic minecraft server in da universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, den u might regret it. but who hates fun? not u, right? so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make ur grandkids say, “wow, grandma/grandpa was a freakin legend in minecraft.”
