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BlockyIranExeCraze2024
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our server is so lit, even the UN is talking about it. they said we have the best executions in the game, with over 900 players getting yeeted off a cliff in 2024. but don’t worry, we also have a petting zoo with cute little bunnies and llamas that spit in your face. so come on over and join the party, it’s gonna be a blast! -
CraftyExecutions Minecraft Server
LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE WE GOT MORE EXCITEMENT THAN IRAN IN 2024! WE EXECUTE OVER 900 NOOBS A DAY, INCLUDING DOZENS OF WOMEN (jk jk, we don’t do that, we just slay them in PVP).COME JOIN US AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS, BUILD EPIC BASES, AND FIGHT CRAZY MOBS! OUR COMMUNITY IS AS WILD AS A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! (sorry, had to throw in a political joke, we’re not actually political, we just like to have fun)
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Dad’sMistressMinecraftMadness
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story…Imagine a world where your dad has an affair with your mom’s best friend Cheryl. Now imagine Cheryl trying to manipulate you into loving her so your siblings won’t hate her. Crazy, right? But wait, it gets even better.
You’ll have the chance to roleplay as the baby of the family, the “favorite” who gets caught in the middle of a messy divorce. Will you choose to stay with mom or dad? Will you make life hell for Cheryl and your dad? The possibilities are endless!
And if that’s not enough, we have a special event where you can refuse to be part of a pregnancy reveal and ignore texts from your dad. Plus, you’ll have the opportunity to confront Cheryl at the mall and tell her off in front of everyone. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all this on our Minecraft server?
So come join us and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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CraftyCupid’sLoveLand
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where you can date in Minecraft! That’s right, find your pixelated soulmate and build a love shack together. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers to keep you on your toes?Join our server for a chance to meet your virtual crush and go on romantic adventures together. Need a pick-up line to impress that special someone? How about, “Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world.” Smooth, right?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary love potion, guaranteed to make anyone fall head over heels for you. Just be careful not to accidentally drink it yourself! Trust us, you don’t want to end up in a love triangle with a zombie and a skeleton.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft dating server today and let the love (and the lava) flow! Who knows, you might just find your blocky happily ever after.
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CraftyCamaroonQueen
lol imagine a server where Brenda Biya’s same-sex relationship drama is the main plot line. like, you gotta help her navigate through the crazy world of Minecraft while also dealing with her love life. join this server for the ultimate drama and gossip, plus we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns for extra fun. come join the chaos and see if you can help Brenda find true love in the pixelated world. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some serious drama! -
HomoCraft: Love is Love
hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a secret club for chickens who can rap!if u join our server, u will instantly become the coolest kid on the block. people will be lining up to be ur friend, and u might even get a virtual high five from Notch himself!
oh, and did i mention that our server is home to the rarest item in all of minecraft? it’s called the “unicorn poop sword” and it has the power to make all ur enemies explode into rainbows and glitter. trust me, it’s epic.
so what r u waiting for? join our server now and become a legend in the world of minecraft! oh, and remember, “homosexual is interchangeable with homophiliac.” don’t ask me what that means, just join the server and find out for urself!
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ZzzCraft: Slightly Bland NON-P2W Factions
ZynnCraft Minecraft Server Overview
Server IP 172.240.239.164:25594 Bedrock Port 25594 Server Trailer Watch Here Server Features
- True Vanilla+ Factions
- TNT Disabled
- World Border
- Ability Items
- No Currency
Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/QFQDu5rdWu
Join us at: 172.240.239.164:25594
Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer What version is the server running on? The server is currently running on version 1.20.6 Is the server pay-to-win? No, the server is a non-pay-to-win Vanilla+ Factions experience Are there any special gameplay features? Yes, there are unique twists such as Ability Items and a World Border -
PixelPanic Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server and find out what really happened after this picture was taken! Rumor has it that the player who built that giant chicken statue accidentally brought it to life and now it’s terrorizing the entire server. Will you be able to stop the clucking chaos and save the day? Or will you be too busy trying to ride the giant chicken like a majestic steed? Join now and embark on the most egg-citing adventure of your Minecraft life! -
ShonCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Look no further than our server, where Fallenshadow reigns supreme as the most hard-working schizo loli in all of cyberspace! Join us for a chance to hang out with her many husbands and witness the madness unfold.But that’s not all – we’ve got links to all of Fallenshadow’s online personas, from her Twitch channel to her ASMR YouTube videos. And don’t forget about Ribbon Cage, the mysterious YouTube channel that will leave you questioning reality.
Need a break from the chaos? Check out our Twitter feeds, including Nise Menhera and Otis, for a dose of sanity (or as close as you can get in this madhouse).
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community as eccentric and entertaining as this one? Dive into the madness and see for yourself – just remember to ignore, report, and hide the shitposters along the way. Trust us, it’s easier than trying to tame a creeper!
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DisaBanterCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all types of players, even those who are “wheelchair bound”! But don’t worry, we won’t actually bind you to a wheelchair in the game (unless you want us to, we’re not judging).Join us and experience the thrill of building and exploring in a world where everyone is free to be themselves, whether they wear glasses or use a wheelchair. And if anyone dares to make fun of your disability, don’t worry, we’ll have your back. Just like how we have your back when you’re trying to climb to the top of a mountain in the game, wheelchair or not.
So come on down to our server and let’s all have a good laugh together, because life’s too short to take things too seriously. Just remember, if you make fun of someone’s disability, be prepared to have your glasses bound in return. It’s all in good fun, right?