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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 8624 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Emeralds Found: | 2661 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
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