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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 869 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Farms Harvested: | 225 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 5006 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
also, did i mention we got a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold? yea, it’s like the lost city of Atlantis but with creepers instead of mermaids.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers. they throw the wildest raves every night. i heard Steve from accounting even got a little too turnt and tried to ride a llama into battle. classic Steve.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe watch out for that sneaky Enderman who keeps stealing everyone’s pants. true story.