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Dream David Lynch Minecraft SMP Terrorist Car

Assassination, CAR, car bombing, Cinema, Conspiracy, David, david lynch, death, Director, dream, Dune, fear, filmmaker, gas station, Hollywood, Lynch, Minecraft, Nightmare, premonition, smp, surreal, Terrorist, terrorist attack, Thriller, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where David Lynch is not only alive, but he’s the mayor of a bustling metropolis filled with quirky characters and mind-bending mysteries. Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to team up with Lynch himself to solve the case of the missing diamond blocks, or embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind his supposed demise in a terrorist car bombing at a gas station. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling and surreal? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Lynchian madness begin!

Pixel Pudding Minecraft Server

Assyrians, Babylon, Camel, cart, city sacked, Dates.., death, family, Favor, Gods, Hands, man, Minecraft, old age, Palace, PIXEL, pudding, ripe old age, Server, theft, Trifle, Warning, wasted time, Women

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	3534	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild adventures of ancient Babylon like never before! Join us as we chop off hands for fun and watch as the gods play favorites with our players.

Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?

With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.

Why do characters in current anime have to look like they have… Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, anime industry, art style, artistic choice, cartoonish, character design, Characters, creative decision, current, current anime, design, exaggerated expressions, exaggerated features, giant lamp, have, lamp, Minecraft, smp, trend, unique design, visual style, visual trend

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4588
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
New Chunks Explored:	127035	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Are you tired of watching anime characters with giant lamps for faces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is lamp-free guaranteed! Join us and escape the tyranny of oversized lighting fixtures in the anime world.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Lamp Lord, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic lamp battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the power to summon your own lamp army to do your bidding.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city made entirely out of lamps. Explore its glowing corridors and discover the hidden treasures within, but beware of the Lamp Goblins who guard them fiercely.

So why wait? Join our lamp-free Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious adventure like no other!

”NEET Bad Minecraft Server”

bad, Burnout, comma separated, escapism, Good, Jobs, list, long tail, Media, mental health, Message, message fatigue, Minecraft, NEET, self-care, Server, societal expectations, tags, tired, unhealthy norms, work-life balance

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Zombie Dances:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ores Mined:	2814
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of being told to get a job and be a productive member of society? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! On our server, being a NEET is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Build your virtual empire from the comfort of your mom’s basement and never worry about adult responsibilities again.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we explore a world where the only job you need is to mine for diamonds and slay virtual dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom?

So come on, ditch the real world and escape to our Minecraft server where being a NEET is the ultimate goal! Who needs a job when you can have endless fun and excitement in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Fag SMP Realm

age, Age when cut, body modification, circumcision, Circumcision style, consent, Crafty, cultural tradition, fag, Foreskin, Frenulum remaining, genital surgery, health implications, male circumcision, medical procedure, personal experience, post-operative care, psychological effects, Realm, religious practice, smp, Style, Style choice, surgical procedure

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2472	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	135	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ores Mined:	4579

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing cut is the competition! Join us if you’ve ever had a traumatic experience involving scissors, because we promise our server is scissor-free (unless you count shears for sheep)!

We have players of all ages, from toddlers who were cut too early to grandmas who just got their first haircut in decades. Choose from a variety of styles, from the classic bowl cut to the trendy mullet. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you still have a frenulum hanging around – we embrace all styles here!

So come join us for a hair-raising good time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing sharper than our tools is our sense of humor!

✨ ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ ✨ 1.21 Minecraft server

Antispam, Arenas, Atmospheric, Cases, Community, Cosmetics, cozy gameplay, donation, Duels, free pets, gaming space, Jobs, large world, Magic, Pets, Rewards, Shop, Starter Kit, Store, story quests, Trade, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	459	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Why do players choose ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ?

✅ Comfortable and exciting game in vanilla style!

✅ Large, loaded world measuring 20k blocks in all directions!

✅ Story quests for which a reward is given!

✅ FREE pets, effects and other cosmetics!

✅ Balanced cool donation!

✅ Own store and trade between players!

✅ Fair duels in amazing arenas with high stakes!

✅ Hourly and daily rewards for playing on the server!

We created ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ with the goal of bringing unique atmospheric and cozy gameplay to Minecraft that other servers cannot boast of. Join us and create the best community in the gaming space!

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Confronted Girlfriend’s Minecraft Server

Cheating, communication problems, Confrontation, confronted, confronting a cheating partner, confronting a girlfriend, confronting a partner, confronting a partner’s infidelity, confronting betrayal, confronting infidelity, confronting trust issues, emotional reactions, emotional response, Girlfriends, Infidelity, intimate betrayal, Jealousy, male arousal, Minecraft, relationship challenges, relationship issues, Server, sexual arousal, trust issues

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to uncover the mystery of why you got hard when confronting your girlfriend about cheating on you with her guy friend. Maybe it’s a glitch in the game or maybe it’s a sign from the Minecraft gods that you’re destined for greatness!

Explore our server and you might stumble upon secret dungeons filled with diamond loot, or maybe you’ll encounter a talking cow who will give you sage advice on love and relationships. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the absurdity of our Minecraft world tickle your funny bone and blow your mind!

Chopsticks and Creeper Minecraft SMP

Chinese Architecture, chinese art, Chinese cuisine, chinese culture, Chinese Dance, Chinese fashion, Chinese festivals, Chinese folklore, Chinese History, chinese language, Chinese literature, chinese music, Chinese Mythology, Chinese philosophy, Chinese traditions, Chopsticks, creeper, cultural heritage, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, traditional Chinese customs

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate Chinese culture in the most outrageous ways possible.

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant panda riding a dragon through the sky. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so crazy that even the animals get in on the action!

But that’s not all – we have epic build battles where players compete to create the most insane Chinese-inspired structures. From towering pagodas to noodle soup hot tubs, the possibilities are endless!

And if you’re feeling hungry, head over to our virtual dim sum restaurant where you can chow down on pixelated dumplings and sip on potions of fortune. Who needs real food when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So why wait? Join our Chinese culture thread Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Funky Families Minecraft Server

broken families, dysfunctional families, dysfunctional family dynamics, dysfunctional family relationships, families, family conflicts, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family dysfunction causes, family dysfunction effects, family dysfunction help, family dysfunction patterns, family dysfunction signs, family dysfunction solutions, family dysfunction support, family dysfunction therapy, Family issues, family problems, family trauma, Funky, Minecraft, Server, toxic family relationships, unhealthy family dynamics

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	5266
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone’s families are just too normal and functional? Well, look no further because on our server, we pride ourselves on having the most messed up and dysfunctional families in the Minecraft world! From parents who are secretly creepers to siblings who steal all your diamonds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly wondering why everyone’s families are so messed up. Maybe it’s a curse, maybe it’s just bad luck, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more chaotic and entertaining server anywhere else. So come on in and see if you can survive the drama and madness of our twisted Minecraft families!

Phase Connect General – Minecraft SMP – Pipi Pippa

Connect, cute genmates, general, kouhais, mentally ill, Minecraft, perfectly pink, phase, phase connect, Phase Connect community, Phase Connect genmates, Phase Connect rotten womb, Phase Connects, Pipi, Pipkin experience, Pipkin Pippa, pippa, Previous Stream, Reaction Content, Reddit Rabbit, smp, Talents, terrible takes, twitch, twitter, Upcoming Stream, vtubing, zatsu

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where the one and only Pipkin Pippa reigns supreme! She’s the bane of vtubing, mentally ill, and perfectly pink – what more could you ask for in a server admin?

Join us for reaction content, unhinged zatsu, and terrible takes that will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, we’ve got some cute genmates and kouhais from Phase Connect, so you know things are always wild and wacky around here.

Forget the rest, join the best – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). See you in the game, fellow gamers! #PipkinExperience #MinecraftMadness