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Guy Finding Good Gal Minecraft SMP

chuddies, DATING, dating struggles, dating tips, EASY, finding, finding a boyfriend, finding a girlfriend, Finding a good gal, finding a good match, finding a partner, finding a soulmate, finding love, finding the right person, Gal, Good, guy, love, love advice, Minecraft, relationship goals, relationships, relationships advice, smp

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Animals Bred:	174	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2157

“Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find love faster than a creeper explodes! Our server is filled with eligible players looking for their player 2, so why waste time swiping left and right when you can mine and craft your way to a relationship? Plus, rumor has it that our server’s spawn point is actually the location of a secret love potion that will make anyone fall head over heels for you. So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!”

ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore Minecraft Server

Affair, art classes, art viewings, ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Divorce, Emotional healing, family, forgiveness, Grandparents, half-sister, love, Minecraft, no contact, parents, personal boundaries, reconciliation, Server, Support, Therapy

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of family drama and unwanted baby sisters? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can escape from real life chaos! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your crazy relatives. Plus, we have a strict no grandparents policy, so you won’t have to worry about them crashing your virtual world. Join now and build your own virtual family with players who understand the importance of boundaries. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!

PrePub Trimz – No Regrets

childcare, Childhood, Communication, cultural norms, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, Family Support, family tradition, Family Values, freedom, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, Guilt, Haircut, homeschooling, parenting, PrePub, puberty, Rebellion, regrets, Son, Trimz

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate hitting puberty with a grand haircutting ceremony! Join us and experience the thrill of being inspected by two older players to prove you’re a ‘man’ in the game. But be warned, if you try to hide your puberty status, you might face some embarrassing consequences!

Our server is like a virtual commune, where you can work on farms, homeschool your character, and experience the joy of free childcare while you explore the pixelated world. And don’t worry about cutting your character’s hair, because we fully support the tradition of long locks until puberty hits!

But beware, if you dare to break the family tradition and give your character a haircut, you may face the wrath of the virtual family members who will go absolutely ballistic at your decision. Will you choose to go no-contact with your virtual family, or will you continue to uphold the long hair tradition in the game?

Join us on our server for a wild ride of family drama, tradition-breaking, and pixelated puberty celebrations!

Hypeless in Minecraft SMP

baffled, different tastes, hype, Hypeless, indifferent, Mainstream, Minecraft, misunderstood, not a fan, not for me, not impressed, not my cup of tea, not my thing, Overrated, pop culture, puzzled, skeptical, skeptical attitude, smp, trends, underwhelmed, unimpressed, unpopular opinion

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	6549	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
New Chunks Explored:	108426	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Potions Brewed:	168

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?

BlockBustersMC

BlockBustersMC, destructive habits, detrimental actions, everyday actions, gradual damage, Harmless, health risks, hidden dangers, hidden risks, long-lasting impact, long-term effects, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, silent killers, slow deterioration, unhealthy choices, unhealthy habits, unhealthy routines, unnoticed consequences, unnoticed harm

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1312	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	133
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Are you tired of slowly destroying yourself with mundane activities like drinking water or breathing air? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start destroying yourself in a much more fun and outrageous way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will have you questioning your sanity in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to turn players into superhumans. So if you want to unlock your hidden potential and maybe gain some superpowers along the way, join our server today! Who needs water and air when you can have adventure and chaos instead?

CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alliance, bilateral relations, cooperation, CraftyPutin, Diplomacy, economic ties, foreign policy, Hassan Rouhani, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, putin, regional stability, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Tehran, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.

join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.

come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

allege, armenia, Caucasus region, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, CoupCraft, eastern europe, Edition, Espionage, foreign interference, former Soviet republic, government intervention., international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Overthrow, political manipulation, Political unrest, power struggle, prosecutors, RusArm, russia

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Potions Brewed:	125
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

consumer behavior, consumer culture, consumer goods, consumer psychology, consumer society, consumerism, consumption habits., decluttering, Detachment, dispossession, Impermanence, letting go, Loot, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, ownership, personal belongings, possessions, scoot, Server, transience

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2995
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Crops Grown:	3058	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	715

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

antioxidants, caffeinated, Caffeine, caffeine consumption, Cancer prevention, cardiovascular health, Chai, coffee, CRAZE, diabetes prevention, disease prevention, diseases, health benefits, Health benefits of coffee, Health benefits of tea, Health studies, java, Longevity, Lower disease risk., lower risk, neurological diseases, polyphenols, research findings, tea

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!