| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 227 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 534 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 1150 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 9678 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 1146 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?
So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 2756 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 31 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 161 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.
So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 2262 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 8526 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 246 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 81 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7760 |
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 4511 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
| Farms Harvested: | 417 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 26 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Server Name | FreakCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Server Version | Latest stable vanilla jar |
| Plugins | None |
| Features | No tp/sethome |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj |
| IP | freakcraft.net |
FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.
There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.
Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 4403 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 39 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.
You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 947 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 1169 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?
Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!
