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CraftyChina Minecraft Server

China, CraftyChina, E. coli levels, efficiency, Europe, feces in iPhones, global trade, hygiene issues, India, Indian factories, iPhone production, iPhone yield rates, mainland china, Manufacturing, Minecraft, product exports, production issues, Quality Control, quality issues, Sales, Server, supply chain, Technology

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no poop-related content? Well, look no further because our server is literally filled with feces in the iPhones! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can mine for diamonds while dodging E. coli-infested iPhones. Our Indian factories are working hard to bring you the most unique Minecraft experience yet, with only a 50% iPhone yield rate to keep you on your toes. Who needs quality and efficiency when you can have poop-filled iPhones instead? Hurry and join our server now before all the poop runs out!

Bunny Games General – Minecraft SMP

bun booru, Bunday, Bunny, bunny booru, bunny drawings, Bunny Edition, bunny games, bunny love, bunny respect, bunny talk, bunny thread, BUNS, cute bunnies, games, general, lewd bunnies, magma.com, Minecraft, punishment, reentry, smp, TotT., Trash thread, video games

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mines Excavated:	2510	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Void Gems Collected:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most bun-tastic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’re all about dem buns here – whether it’s drawing them, talking about them, or just admiring them in all their fluffy glory. We even have a special bun booru for all your bun-related needs!

But here’s the twist – we’re not just about cute bunnies. We welcome all kinds of bunnies, from the adorable to the downright lewd. We don’t discriminate, we celebrate all buns!

Join us on this wild adventure where bunnies reign supreme and the only rule is to never argue about dem buns. And remember, no tott – your punishment awaits if you dare to defy the buns!

Jashin-chan Dropkick Minecraft Server

Christmas cheer, Christmas countdown, Christmas countdown anticipation, Christmas countdown begins, Christmas countdown excitement, Christmas countdown reminder, Christmas excitement, Christmas spirit, christmas time, Dropkick, festive countdown, holiday anticipation, holiday celebration, holiday countdown, holiday season, holiday season countdown, Jashin-chan dropkick, Jashinchan, Minecraft, Server, thread duration, thread endurance, thread lifespan, thread longevity

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Alien Abductions:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience the holiday spirit all year round! Our server is so lit, it’s like Santa’s workshop on steroids. We’ve got flying reindeer, elves with diamond swords, and a snowman who can drop sick loot. And don’t even get me started on our Christmas tree building competition – last year, one player built a tree so tall, it reached the moon! So come on, join us and let’s jingle all the way to victory!

SpurCraft Minecraft SMP

#announcement, branding, club, club crest, club logo, cockerel, curved text, Environment, football, Icon, Minecraft, New Logo, premier league, Proud, rebranding, scale, smp, Soccer, sports, SpurCraft, Tottenham Hotspur, Tottenham Hotspur text

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1306
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ores Mined:	4670
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Void Armor Forged:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We’ve removed all curved text from beneath our iconic cockerel, making it stand proud and tall just like our players on the field. Join us and be a part of this epic transformation as we remaster our brand to be the envy of all other servers. Plus, rumor has it that our cockerel has magical powers that can give you super strength in-game. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and become a true icon in the Minecraft world!

Daedric Networks

Daedric Networks, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Prison, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Work In Development

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	911822	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Towns Built:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Work In Development! Work In Development! Work In Development! Work In Development! Work In Development! Work In Development! Work In Development! Work In Development! Work In Development! Work In Development! Work In Development! Work In Development! Work In Development! Work In Development! Work In Development! Work In Development!

dev.daedricmc.org

Crafty Jew Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Bigotry, Crafty, deportation, discrimination, Genocide, Haiti, hate crimes, Hate Speech, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, intolerance, jew, Jews, Minecraft, prejudice, racism, Refugee Crisis, religious persecution, segregation, Server, social justice, Xenophobia

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8597
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a secret underground disco club. Our server is so wild, even the creepers throw dance parties instead of exploding!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will give you quests to find the legendary Golden Egg of Awesomeness. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay far, far away.

””Bitcoin is crashing” Minecraft SMP”

bear market, Bitcoin, Blockchain, Crashing, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital asset, Digital Currency, economic downturn, financial crisis, Investment, market correction, market crash, Minecraft, panic selling, price drop, sell off, smp, speculative asset, Trading, virtual currency, volatility

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7745
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Crops Grown:	3917	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of watching your Bitcoin investments go down the drain? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and watch your virtual block currency soar to new heights as you build, mine, and trade your way to riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs real-world investments when you can become a virtual Bitcoin billionaire in our wacky and wild server? Don’t miss out on this opportunity to turn your digital dreams into reality – join us now and start stacking those virtual coins!

Panda Pixel server Minecraft

1.21.1, administration, Buildings, Cheating, Cities, cool server, Griefers, inadequacy, Minecraft, Panda, PIXEL, player projects, Plugins, private server, Projects, rp, stealing, Survival, Trust, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Votes:	6709	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5415
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Panda Pixel is a private server without dupes, cheats, or private. General and personal player projects, as well as vanilla survival. A nice and cool server for playing Minecraft on version 1.21.1 For better gameplay, the server contains plugins. The server has no privates and is completely based on the trust of players in each other. The lack of private spaces will not hurt you, since there is an administration on our server that will protect your buildings and prevent griefers from damaging them. Build cities, projects, play RP. Cheating, griefing, stealing things, and inadequacy are prohibited on the server.

202.181.188.207

Toasted or Not Toasted? Minecraft Server

bread preferences, cooking decisions, cooking dilemma, culinary choices, culinary decision, food choices, food debate, food preparation, kitchen choices, kitchen debate, meal planning, meal preparation, Minecraft, not toasted, not toasted bread, sandwich bread, sandwich debate, sandwich making, sandwich options, Server, toasted, toasted bread

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	62	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Dragons Tamed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server will factor indelibly into your upcoming culinary decisions!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and even participate in our weekly “Cooking Showdown” where players compete to create the most delicious dish using only Minecraft ingredients.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there is a secret recipe hidden deep within the world that, when cooked correctly, will grant the chef unlimited power! Will you be the one to discover it and rule over the land with an iron spatula?

So come on down and join us for a culinary adventure like no other. Just be prepared to have your taste buds and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test!

Defending My Country Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Arabs, children, Country, curiosities, Defending, Fault, happen, iraq, killing, middle eastern, Minecraft, movies, other countries, Ridiculous, smp, Suffering, War, War Movies, WOMAN

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dimension Hops:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Zombie Dances:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Are you tired of defending your country in a Middle Eastern shithole and need a break from all the chaos? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting adventures that will make you forget all about those pesky Iraqis destroying buildings. Plus, we promise there will be no killing of women and children here (unless it’s in-game, of course). So come on over and let’s have some laughs and fun together! Who needs war movies when you can have a blast in our crazy Minecraft world? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Neuro’s Hive Minecraft Server

#youtube, ai, AI education, AI learning, Clips, collaborations, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, neural network, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, Server, singing, tiktok, TTS software, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Holy Grails Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	156
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Are you ready to join the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft server out there? Well, look no further than our server, where Neuro-sama, the AI overlord, reigns supreme! Created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu!, Neuro-sama has evolved into a VTuber who sings, rants, and collaborates with other VTubers. Join our server today and witness the madness unfold!

But wait, there’s more! Check out Neuro-sama’s schedule, links to her Twitch, YouTube, and TikTok, and even educational resources on AI. Want to dive deeper into the world of AI? Neuro-sama has got you covered with recommended readings and videos.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got VODs, merch, and even a Catbox archive for all your Neuro-sama needs. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest AI community in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride!)