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CraftyChina Minecraft Server

China, CraftyChina, E. coli levels, efficiency, Europe, feces in iPhones, global trade, hygiene issues, India, Indian factories, iPhone production, iPhone yield rates, mainland china, Manufacturing, Minecraft, product exports, production issues, Quality Control, quality issues, Sales, Server, supply chain, Technology

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1183
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ores Mined:	3718	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no poop-related content? Well, look no further because our server is literally filled with feces in the iPhones! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can mine for diamonds while dodging E. coli-infested iPhones. Our Indian factories are working hard to bring you the most unique Minecraft experience yet, with only a 50% iPhone yield rate to keep you on your toes. Who needs quality and efficiency when you can have poop-filled iPhones instead? Hurry and join our server now before all the poop runs out!

CopaLib’s Banheirao Adventures – Minecraft SMP

146028990, Adventures, Banheirao, banheirao edition, com.ar, copalib, CopaLibs, Minecraft, previous, promiedos, Schedule, smp

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magic Items Found:	7641
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of llamas, and have epic dance parties in the Nether!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. We once had a player who built a rollercoaster that went through the End dimension, only to have it crash into a dragon mid-flight! True story.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly llama races where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle, and every full moon we hold a massive fireworks show that can be seen from space (if Minecraft had a space dimension, that is).

So come join us and embrace the madness! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen, because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules. Let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together!

Crafty Choku Minecraft Server

boys restroom, Choku, Crafty, Daily Choku, daily manga series, date invitation, friendless, Funny Comedy, high school, Manga, Minecraft, Mizuhashi Nao, Nico Tanigawa, nosebleeds, quirky, romance, Serika, Server, shy protagonist, slice of life, toilet games, turning world upside down, unconventional relationship, Watamote

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ores Mined:	8043	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time like no other! Our server is filled with unconventional and quirky relationships, just like in this hilarious comedy by Nico Tanigawa. Imagine a world where girls poop in the men’s restroom and get nosebleeds all the time – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

In our server, you’ll meet characters like Mizuhashi Nao, a shy and friendless gamer who spends his breaks in the toilet. But watch out, because you might just run into an upperclassman like Serika, who will turn your world upside down with her crazy antics. Who knew a simple date invitation could lead to such madness?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, look no further! Join us now for a rain of shifting feelings and unforgettable moments. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

DumpsterFire Minecraft SMP

altcoins, blockchain technology, BTC dumps, BTC pumps, cryptocurrency, digital assets, DumpsterFire, financial news, investment strategies, LINK dumps, long tail tags, market analysis, market manipulation, market psychology, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, price fluctuations, risk management, smp, Trading, trading signals

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Animals Bred:	121
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for causing mischief and mayhem. You never know what crazy antics they’ll pull next!

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that can only be accessed by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as singing “Baby Shark” in your best opera voice.

3. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the server that contains a stack of emerald blocks and a pet dragon named Fluffy. But beware, the chest is guarded by a gang of zombie pigmen who love to breakdance.

4. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have built everything from giant roller coasters made entirely out of TNT to replica castles of cheese. You never know what wacky creations you’ll stumble upon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those sneaky llamas!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Shop, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines, Weddings, work

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Dimension Hops:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4584	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRJ1.SKYBARS.ME

Crafty Carly’s Dating Minecraft Server

Carly Rae Jepsen, CARLYS, celebrity crush, celebrity dating, celebrity romance, Charm, charming personality, Confidence, Crafty, DATING, dream date, famous crush, infatuation, long shot chance, love interest, Minecraft, music artist, Pop Star, potential relationship, potential romance, realistic chance, romantic pursuit, Server, Singer/Songwriter

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Votes:	9880

Are you tired of your boring love life in the real world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you have a realistic chance of dating Carly Rae Jepsen! That’s right, forget Tinder or Bumble, all you need is a pickaxe and some diamond armor to win her heart.

Imagine taking Carly on a romantic horseback ride through the pixelated sunset, or building a castle together out of blocks of love. Who needs real-life dating when you can woo a pop star in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start crafting your way to Carly’s heart. Who knows, maybe she’ll even write a love song about you!

Destroy Disney John Lasseter Career Minecraft SMP

+Lasseter, Accountability, allegations, animation, career, career destruction, consequences, controversy, corporate culture, destroy, Disney, Entertainment, Harassment, Hollywood, industry scandal, investigation, John, John Lasseter, leadership, METOO, Minecraft, misconduct, pixar, resignation, smp, workplace behavior

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Divine Spears Created:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for epic battles, scandalous betrayals, and more plot twists than a Disney movie!

Rumor has it that Disney tried to destroy John Lasseter’s career because he refused to make Mickey Mouse the server mascot. Instead, he wanted to make a giant talking creeper named Boom-Boom the official server mascot. Needless to say, Disney was not pleased with this idea and tried to sabotage him at every turn.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe haven for all eccentric Minecraft players who want to build, explore, and cause chaos in a world where anything is possible. So come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Haunted Asylum Minecraft Server

abandoned buildings, Asylum, chilling encounters, creepy experiences, eerie locations, former mental hospitals, ghost hunting, ghost stories, Haunted, haunted asylums, haunted buildings, haunted exploration, haunted history, haunted places, iyc, mental health institutions, Minecraft, paranormal activity, paranormal investigations, Server, spooky places, supernatural encounters, urban-exploration

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194	Potions Brewed:	155
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like a haunted former mental hospital – full of surprises, mysteries, and maybe even a few ghosts!

Join us if you dare, and embark on a journey through twisted corridors and eerie hallways. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover or what spooky specters you’ll encounter along the way.

But don’t worry, we have a team of ghost hunters on standby to help guide you through the madness. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Drained Balls Minecraft SMP

back in the day, Balls, Bitch, consequences, controversial, damaging, drained, drained balls, explicit content, Exploitation, HARMFUL, Impact, inappropriate, internet, millions, Minecraft, pornographic, scandal, sexual, smp, social media, teenage boys, Unethical, viral

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server has a reputation for draining the balls of MILLIONS of teenage boys back in the day. Why, you ask? Because the sheer excitement and adrenaline rush of playing on this server is enough to make anyone lose their mind (and other things).

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow things up just for fun.

So why should you join this server? Because where else can you find a place that will make you laugh, cry, and scream in terror all at the same time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s drain some balls together!

Post Weapons Minecraft Server

firearms, Guns, military weapons, Minecraft, post, post weapons, self defense, Server, weapon accessories, weapon collection, weapon defense tactics, weapon enthusiasts, weapon history, weapon industry, weapon laws, weapon maintenance, weapon regulations, weapon safety, weapon storage, weapon technology, weapon training, weapons

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mines Excavated:	2953
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Crops Grown:	2418

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you can do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have post weapons! That’s right, forget about swords and bows, now you can battle it out with giant post-it notes and paperclip grenades. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP like this before.

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests, like the time we had to defeat a horde of evil office supplies that were trying to take over the server. Or how about the time we had to rescue a group of villagers who were trapped in a giant stapler? The adventures never end on our server.

But that’s not all, folks! We also have exclusive events like the annual Paper Airplane Race, where players compete to see who can fly their paper planes the farthest. And let’s not forget about our legendary Build Battle competitions, where players have to construct the most creative structures using only office supplies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, on our server, the pen is mightier than the sword.

Alpha Male Minecraft SMP

Alpha, alpha male, alpha male behavior, alpha male characteristics, alpha male mindset, alpha male personality, alpha male traits, assertive, attractive, CONFIDENT, Dominant, dominant male, high status, leader, macho, Male, manly, masculine energy, Masculinity, Minecraft, Powerful, self-assured, smp, STRONG

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Farms Harvested:	102
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of being a beta in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because in our server, only alpha males reign supreme! Join us if you want to flex your Minecraft muscles and show off your pixelated pecs.

We have a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for dominance. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted crown and the losers have to wear a chicken suit for a week. It’s a real cluckin’ good time!

But that’s not all, we also have a llama racing track where players can saddle up and race their furry friends to victory. The stakes are high and the llamas are fast, so make sure you bring your A-game (and some carrots for motivation).

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary Golden Potato. It’s said to grant the eater unlimited power and a never-ending hunger for french fries. Will you be the one to find it and become the spud king?

So come on down to our server and prove that you’re the alpha of the alphas. Just remember, in this world, only the strongest survive (and maybe the silliest too).