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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 1233 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 2955 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 | Magical Moments Shared: | 21 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who upgraded their cracked iPhone 12 mini to a 16 and was never seen again. Rumor has it, they were sucked into the digital realm by the iPhone AI and forced to mine diamonds for eternity. But on our server, you can avoid such a fate and instead, build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the iPhone AI.
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure. Who knows what wonders (or horrors) await you in our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, watch out for Siri – she’s always listening.