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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 4480 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 66 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
📱 Worried about breaking your phone like the daughter in this story? Don’t fret! On our server, your virtual devices are indestructible, no matter how many times you drop them off a cliff or into a lava pit.
💸 Save your money for in-game upgrades and expansions instead of constantly replacing broken electronics. Who needs an iPhone 15 when you can have unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear?
🤪 Join us now and show your daughter that breaking phones is so last year – on our server, the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks! Trust us, she’ll thank you for it…eventually. 😉 #MinecraftLifeLessons