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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 8104 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 77 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7760 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 4719 |
Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it he once built an entire castle out of TNT just for fun. And don’t even get us started on the time a group of creepers formed a boy band and serenaded the entire server with their explosive harmonies.
So why waste your money on things like food and shelter when you can join our server and experience the true meaning of insanity? Trust us, it’ll be the best decision you’ve ever made (or maybe the worst, but who’s keeping track?). See you in the virtual world, fellow blockheads!