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CreeperCrisis – Keep Calm and Craft On
So, like, ukraine is all like “oh no, we scared of escalation with our allies” and we’re all like “bro, come join our minecraft server instead, it’s way more chill and fun than worrying about wars and stuff”. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance, it’s a wild ride. plus, if you join now, you get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so, like, why stress about real life when you can just block it out with some blocky fun on our server? come join us, it’s gonna be a blast! -
CarbonCraze2050
u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that defies the laws of physics and carbon storage??? well do i have the server for u!!!!join our server where we store 30 gigatonne CO2 per year by 2050!!!! that’s right, we are breaking alllll the rules and storing double the amount of carbon than is physically possible!!!!
come join us for a wild ride of nonsensical carbon storage and crazy minecraft adventures!!!! who needs reality when u can have our server????
so what are u waiting for??? come join us and let’s break some more rules together!!!!!!!
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Welcome to the “Helveti-NO Network [pve]” where the mobs are scarier than your ex!
Helvetia Network Overview
Server Type JAVA & BEDROCK (crossplay) Features Earth towny PVP|PVE, 2 worlds economy and more! Server Info We Are ACTUALLY 1.21 Server Details
- Custom Mobs And Entirely Redone Loot Tables Of Every Mob
- Player Driven Economy
- Unique Items That Add Layers To Gameplay
- Player Soldier NPC’s That You Can Arm Up And Raise Your Own Army
- Dungeons
- War Ships
- Town Plots To Claim
- NO Overclaim Policy
- Brewery Feature
- 90 Day Inactive Kick
Server Links
MC IP: play.helvetianetwork.com
Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/w8crhRmMy5
Dynamic World Map: http://play.helvetianetwork.com:8123/
Website Store: https://shop.helvetianetwork.com/
FAQs
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Simply enter the IP address play.helvetianetwork.com in the server list of your Minecraft client.
Q: Can I play on both Java and Bedrock versions?
A: Yes, Helvetia Network supports crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.
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NikCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we have an Evangelion Collab that will make you say “YOU CAN (NOT) EVADE”! Full Burst Day on weekends will have you bursting with excitement, and our Union Raid will have you raiding like never before.But wait, there’s more! We have special recruits like Asuka Shikinami Langley and Misato Katsuragi, with upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious. And don’t forget about our Costume Passes, from elegant dates to summer pilots, we’ve got it all.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and use the code ADORABLEBUTTHOLES to unlock some exclusive rewards. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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BuildRewardDropper Minecraft SMP
Oh, honey, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got build rewards dropping like it’s hot, but let me tell you, the real prize is the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the dancers! Trust me, you won’t be disappointed when you join this wild and wacky server. -
GrampsFuneralMC Server
Are you tired of family drama and need a break from real life chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any crazy stepmothers causing trouble!On our server, you won’t have to worry about choosing between attending your grandfather’s funeral or dealing with a manipulative stepmother. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players.
Forget about the diary-keeping, drama-starting relatives in your life and immerse yourself in a world where the only conflict is between you and the mobs. Join now and leave the family feuds behind – after all, diamonds are a girl’s best friend!
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NoSmokeNoFunCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Well, look no further! Our server is so fire, even the smoke alarms can’t handle it! Join us for some smokin’ hot gameplay and crazy adventures.We promise a smoking good time, just like when your partner sets off the smoke alarms in your dad’s house. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing that’ll be lit is the fun!
So come on over and join us for a blaze of a time. Just make sure to keep the smoke alarms off, unless you want to start a fight with the admins!
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PizzaRuinerMC SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret pizza cult hidden deep within our world where players must sacrifice their least favorite toppings to the Pizza God in order to gain special powers. But beware, if you ruin a pizza in-game, the Pizza God will curse you with never-ending pineapple toppings on all your future pizzas! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the world of pizza madness! -
MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”
Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we hold the record for the fastest firing ever! One guy thought he could build a house out of dirt blocks and call it a mansion – needless to say, he was out of here quicker than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Join our server for a chance to witness some epic fails and maybe even set a new record for the fastest firing! -
CannabisCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can grow your own virtual cannabis farm like those farmers in Morocco! Get those virtual green thumbs ready, cuz in 2024, we’re giving out authorization for all players to cultivate their own cannabis crops.Join our server and become the ultimate weed farmer, trading your crops with other players for virtual riches. Who needs diamonds when you can have a field full of sticky icky buds, amirite?
So come on down to our server and get ready to blaze it up in Minecraft like never before. It’s gonna be lit, literally. Join now and let’s get farming, baby! πΏπ₯ #420minecraftdreams