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BlockyBanter: PartnerProbs

anger, appreciation, birthday celebration, birthday gift, BlockyBanter, cabin in the woods, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional reactions, Expenses, expensive gifts, financial contributions, financial expectations, Gratitude, income, living together, misunderstandings, PartnerProbs, relationship, saving money, Scrooge, sharing expenses

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchantments Applied:	100	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t break the bank? Look no further than our server! We offer luxurious cabins in the woods for the low, low price of 250 euros a night. And if it’s your birthday, it’s on the house!

Join our server and experience the thrill of staying in a virtual cabin in the woods. Build your own cozy retreat, complete with pixelated wildlife and creeper-proof walls.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most generous players around. You won’t find any scrooges here, just a community of gamers who know how to appreciate a good deal.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living the high life in the Minecraft world. Trust us, it’s worth every penny (or euro)!

CraftyCreeperAgeUP

aging, aging gracefully, changing preferences, CraftyCreeperAgeUP, developing passions, embracing change, evolving interests, evolving tastes, Experience, growing older, interests, Life Changes, Maturity, new hobbies, personal growth, Preferences, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, shifting perspectives, wisdom

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	290	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you starting to like more as you get older? Well, if it’s Minecraft then boy do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with endless riches and eternal glory.

Not convinced yet? How about this – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft character while dodging his evil pranks and tricks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

DAUGHTER, DYNASTY, family, Government, Heir, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong Chul, Kim Jong Il, Kim Jong Nam, Kim Jong-un, Kim Yo Jong, KimJongCraft, leadership, Minecraft, North Korea, Politics, power, seoul, Server, spy agency, Succession, Successor, Training

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Meteorites Collected:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

lol u know what’s crazier than kim jong un’s daughter training for succession? joining our minecraft server, that’s what! like, imagine if kim jong un’s daughter was playing minecraft and building her own lil dictatorship in the game, that would be wild, right? well, u can do that too on our server! we have crazy factions and alliances forming every day, just like in north korea! join now and become the supreme leader of your own minecraft empire! who needs real life when u can rule over pixelated peasants, amirite? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Rail Sabotage Rascals

Activist, arrested, criminal charges, criminal investigation, far-left extremists, France, government response, interior minister, justice system, law enforcement, political extremism, Public Safety, radical groups, Rail, rail sabotage, Rascals, sabotage, security measures, social unrest, suspects, Terrorism, Ultra-left, Vandalism

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2702
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	4856
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, dude. We got crazier builds than a llama on a pogo stick, and the community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a diamond block.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated a horde of Endermen with nothing but a carrot and a feather. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with treasure and enchanted gear. It’s like finding a golden apple in a haystack, man.

Oh, and did I mention the annual PvP tournament where players battle it out for the title of Ultimate Block Warrior? Yeah, it’s like a cross between The Hunger Games and a chicken jousting competition. You won’t find that kind of excitement on any other server, that’s for sure.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community this side of the Nether. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell the villagers.

PixelPlex SolarCraft

amorphous semiconductors, crystalline semiconductors, economic alternative, Engineering, ETH Zurich, finite unit cell, Materials, PixelPlex, scanning reflectance anisotropy microscopy, solar cells, SolarCraft, SRAM, strain mapping

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mines Excavated:	4596	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Farms Harvested:	470	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s like an amorphous semiconductor but in Minecraft form. We ain’t got no defined unit cell, but we got them economic alternatives to them crystalline servers, like solar cells but for Minecraft, ya feel me?

Our researchers from ETH Zurich are all up in this server, using some next level scanning reflectance anisotropy microscopy (SRAM) to map out all the strains and engineer the heck outta them materials. It’s like science meets Minecraft, but with a whole lot more explosions and creepers.

So come on and join us, cuz this server is where the real magic happens. Who needs a finite unit cell when you can have infinite possibilities in this Minecraft world? Let’s get crafting, baby!

1k1k

1k1k, Anarchy, Ancient City, Bastion, border, Grief, Minecraft, Mods, nether fortress, Outpost, PvP, rules, Server, stronghold, Survival, trial chambers, Vanilla, Village

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Server Rules:No mods that give you an advantage over others.

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Border info:The border is 1000 x 1000, except for the end, where the border is 5000 x 5000. There is an Ancient city, Stronghold, Village, Outpost, Trial Chambers, Bastion and Nether Fortress all within the border.

1k1k.minefort.com

Skull Island: Where Pirates, Samurai, and Templars Fight Over Pixels and Tea!

Adventure, Artifacts, battle, Discord, Epic, Factions, Fight, Hero, ISLAND, Journey, Lands, Legends, Modded, Pirate, Pirates, pixels, PvP, Realm, Relics, Roleplay, Samurai, Secrets, skull, tea, templars, Warriors

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1959
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Mines Excavated:	2995
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to the Realm of Legends

Join our discord: https://discord.gg/3FgCFZwaWY

✨Welcome to the Realm of Legends, where you can immerse yourself in a world of adventure 🏝️, intrigue 😑, and conflict ⚔️between powerful factions ✨.

✨Choose to align yourself with the honorable and skilled samurai 👺, masters of the blade who value honor and loyalty above all else. Or perhaps you prefer the freedom and chaos of the pirate faction ☠️, sailing the high seas in search of treasure and glory. And let’s not forget the enigmatic and secretive templars 👑, who seek to control the world from the shadows with their ancient knowledge and cunning tactics.

♾️Join forces with fellow warriors 🗡️and strategize your next move, whether it be in a fierce battle against rival factions or in a quest for ancient artifacts and powerful relics 🔮. Explore different lands 🗺️, uncover hidden secrets, and rise to the top as a legendary hero in the Realm of Legends🛡️.

✨Are you ready to embark on an epic adventure and make a name for yourself in this world of factions and legends? Join us now and let the journey begin✨.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
What factions can I choose from?	You can align yourself with the samurai, pirates, or templars factions.
What can I expect in terms of gameplay?	You can expect battles between factions, quests for artifacts, and exploration of different lands.
Is there a ranking system in the server?	Yes, you can rise to the top as a legendary hero in the Realm of Legends.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

ANNOYED, bewildered, can’t believe it, Confused, CraftyCraze, disbelief, exasperated, Flabbergasted, Frustration, irritated, mind blown, mind-boggling, Minecraft, seriously, seriously what is happening, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., UNBELIEVABLE, What on Earth, what on earth is happening, what the heck, what the heck is going on

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7919
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Towns Built:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted sheep that poops out enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move to the latest Minecraft jams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Minecraft SMP: GruntAndGrief

adult content, AGGRESSIVE, cock sucking mouth, derogatory, explicit, explicit behavior, explicit content, explicit language, explicit talk, fuckable, GruntAndGrief, grunting, inappropriate, little bitch, Minecraft, NSFW, offensive, sexual, sexual talk, smp, tear dat ass up, Vulgar

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to cause chaos and have a good time!

Picture this: you log on and immediately hear someone shouting about tearing up some block’s ass and admiring their cock-sucking mouth. Yep, that’s just a regular day on our server. We’ve got players who are not afraid to let their freak flag fly and say whatever the heck they want.

But that’s not all! We’ve got insane stories that will make you question your sanity. Like the time someone built a giant statue of a chicken and declared it the new ruler of the server. Or when a group of players decided to start a cult worshiping a block of dirt. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and let your inner weirdo out to play. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride!

CraftyCreeperClash

aita, badmouthing, CAFETERIA, career, coffee, CraftyCreeperClash, date, entitled, Friend, frustrating, Future, Incident, judgmental, ken, Manager, MONEY, Nurse, nursing school, prestigious company, SECURITY, Stolen

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7795
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you’ll encounter more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships and shady characters, just like in this wild cafeteria tale. Who knew stealing lunch could lead to such high-stakes drama?

With a community as unpredictable as this story, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top. Single forever? Not on our server, where anything can happen!