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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 3352 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Ores Mined: | 1398 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
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if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.
so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!
