Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.
Need to pee in the middle of a quest? No problem! Our virtual bathrooms don’t smell like cigarettes, we promise.
So come on, join us and let’s build some epic creations together. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? Let’s go!
On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?
But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!
also, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will give u quests to find the legendary golden egg that grants u unlimited diamonds. but be warned, the egg is guarded by a giant lava monster who loves to play hide and seek.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy? yeah, u can ride a gumdrop unicorn while eating a marshmallow tree. it’s like a sugar rush on steroids, bro.
so come on down to this wacky minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. cuz who doesn’t love cookies, right?
Join us for epic adventures where your scars are seen as badges of honor, proof of your resilience in the face of creepers and zombies. Our community is full of supportive players who understand that scars tell a story, and we can’t wait to hear yours.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride, where self-harm scars are celebrated and nobody bats an eye. Let’s build, mine, and conquer together, scars and all!
We have disabled toilets in every virtual building, so you never have to worry about being judged for using them. In fact, we encourage it! Need to wash some virtual blood off your hands? No problem! Just head to the disabled toilet for some privacy and cleanliness.
And don’t worry about running into any wheelchair-bound warriors waiting for the toilet. Our virtual wheelchair users are much more understanding and won’t give you any grief for using the facilities. Plus, they might even offer to help you out in a pinch!
So come join our server and leave the real world judgment behind. Let your virtual disability flag fly high and proud!
Join our server and build your own accessible toilets for all to use, disabled or not! Show that judgmental prick from the restaurant what true inclusivity looks like. Plus, you never know when you might need a quick escape to the virtual bathroom during a heated PvP battle – no judgment here!
So come on in, craft your heart out, and remember: on our server, everyone is disabled…ly awesome at Minecraft!
Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens, or building a giant roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon (yes, we have a moon in our Minecraft world, don’t question it).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Chicken Champion?
So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs diamonds when you can have exploding sheep and flying squids?
this server is so lit, even a 30-year old woman who ate street food in bangkok, raw sushi in tokyo, and swam in the ocean in hawaii couldn’t resist joining! she said the only thing more addictive than our server was the sushi (and that’s saying a lot)!
we’ve got more excitement than a medical mystery, more adventure than a trip around the world, and more laughs than a rat lungworm trying to navigate a brain! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!
Deepstone is a cave-only Anarchy server with custom terrain that allows for full minecraft playthrough without any need for going up to surface. Mods/admins play on survival too so you don’t have to worry about admin abuse. Expect hidden structures and beautiful landscape for aggressive and passive gameplay.
deepstone.play-network.io
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Friendly People | We pride ourselves on being respectful, welcoming, and (somewhat) mature. We maintain a relaxed environment where you can be as you please. |
| Vanilla Plus | No pay to win. Everyone is equal and limited only by what vanilla Minecraft can do. Server-side data packs enhance gameplay. |
| Easy connectivity | Server is up 24/7, no mods needed to join. Simple Voice Chat mod encouraged for easy communication. |
| Redstone Ready | Running on 1.21.4 Fabric, Redstone contraptions won’t break. |
A: Click here to join our Discord server. Fill out an application in the applications channel to start playing.
A: We prefer players to be 16 years or older to ensure a safe environment for everyone.
A: Some of our data packs include “fast leaf decay”, “mob and player head drops”, “Discord to Minecraft chat”, “invisible item frames”, and “custom armor stands”. More details can be found in our Discord server.
A: No mods are needed to join the server. The Simple Voice Chat mod is encouraged for communication but not required.
A: Message tastygarlek, .anmts, or klaatzoo on Discord for any questions or issues.
A: Our server owner, Klaatzoo, has a big ego. Please excuse the server name.
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we got more merch than a Villager on Black Friday! Plus, our streams are so lit, they make the Nether look like a kiddie pool. And don’t even get me started on our debut stream – it’s more epic than finding diamonds at bedrock level!
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready to rock on with us. Just remember, don’t engage with diggers – unless they’re helping you find buried treasure, of course. See you on the server, my fellow blockheads!
Our server is the perfect place to teach young ones right from wrong, whether they’re NPCs or real players. No more eye-rolling or refusing to share tables here – we believe in creating a harmonious virtual family where apologies are encouraged and justice is served by building pixelated courts.
So come on down and leave the family drama behind. Who needs real-life family dinners when you can have a Minecraft feast with us? Join now and be the hero your blocky relatives never knew they needed!
Our server is a safe haven for all book lovers, whether you’re a new parent looking to build a library for your baby or just someone who wants to escape reality for a while. We don’t judge your reading choices or accuse you of being a secret racist just because you enjoy a classic children’s book.
So come on over and join us for some fun and relaxation. Build your dream world, make new friends, and leave all the unnecessary drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground library filled with rare books waiting to be discovered. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a Dr. Seuss book that even Sil would approve of!
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and Steve is actually a secret agent sent to save the world from an evil army of zombie villagers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its woolly secrets?
So come on, embrace your inner blockhead and join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether! Trust us, your guilty pleasure will thank you.
build your own army vehicles and raid other players to steal their cash, just like trudeau!
who needs diplomacy when you can just blow everything up in blocky pixelated glory?
come join the madness and conquer the world one block at a time. but beware, trudeau might be lurking around the corner ready to snatch your hard-earned loot.
only the bravest and craziest players survive in this wild and unpredictable world. are you up for the challenge?