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My Manager Is A Shitcoin Investor, He Has A Talk This Morning Minecraft SMP

professional behavior, smp, BETRAYAL, strategy, Workplace

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between players trying to sabotage each other in the most ridiculous ways possible.

One time, a player’s manager was a notorious shitcoin investor and had a big presentation coming up. So, this player decided to take matters into their own hands and sabotage their manager’s talk by building a giant statue of a poop emoji right outside the meeting room. Needless to say, chaos ensued and the manager’s reputation was forever tarnished.

If you want to be part of a server where anything goes and no one is safe from pranks and shenanigans, then this is the place for you. Join us and let the madness begin!

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Homestead Investor Minecraft SMP

wealth building, Home ownership, #sustainability, Property, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between two players arguing over who has the best pet llama. Things escalate quickly and before you know it, there’s a full-blown llama race happening in the town square. And yes, you better believe there are bets being placed on the outcome.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so vast and powerful that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with him. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t ask). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyCarl’sHiddenLoans

scandal, loans, Hiding, financial fraud, Billions

so, like, u know how carl icahn is all, like, rich and stuff? well, turns out he been hidin’ billions in loans, like, who even does that? anyways, on our minecraft server, u can, like, uncover all the secrets and hidden treasures just like carl icahn! join now for a chance to be as sneaky and rich as him, but, like, without the illegal stuff, ya know? come on, who wouldn’t wanna be a billionaire in minecraft, amirite?

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BillCraft Minecraft Server

success, Business, financial markets, BillCraft, wealth

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is more like Bill Ackman – full of drama, excitement, and high stakes!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds in a lava-filled volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies until the sun comes up. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up on our crazy, unpredictable, and totally insane Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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CraftyRacismMC Server

masters student, CraftyRacismMC, Karma, investigation, MARRIED

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like this insane tale. Join us for a rollercoaster of events that will have you laughing, crying, and scratching your head all at the same time.

We’ve got drama, intrigue, and scandal just like the story of the falsely accused student and the liberal professor. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server? Maybe you’ll uncover a secret marriage, or maybe you’ll find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about ethics and morality.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some karma coming your way (in a good way, of course). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one outrageous story at a time!

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ContinentalCraft Minecraft Server

global projects, three continents, multi-national collaborations, intercontinental collaborations, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players and builds? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s got players from THREE different continents! That’s right, we’ve got players from Antarctica, Atlantis, and even the Moon! And get this, we’ve already done FOUR collabs in just ONE week. That’s more collabs than a pack of wild llamas on a rollercoaster! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got friends like these?

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Momma’s Fave No More!

conservative country, fave, Communication Issues, mommas, family conflict

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with adventure, laughter, and absolutely zero chores assigned based on gender stereotypes!

On our server, everyone is equal and no one is expected to do more work just because of their gender. Say goodbye to the days of being told washing dishes is a “women’s job” – here, everyone pitches in equally!

Plus, we have a special feature where if anyone tries to enforce outdated gender roles, they get automatically banned and sent to a virtual therapy session. It’s a win-win situation for everyone involved!

So come join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is treated with respect and equality, one block at a time!

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SubmarineCraft: MarcusSpyGoneWild

court martial, Naval Intelligence, espionage investigation, SubmarineCraft, national security

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, ya know? we got this dude, Marcus Gauntlett, who was like, a sailor on a royal navy nuclear submarine, but then he got caught doin’ some spy stuff! like, how crazy is that? so now he’s on our server, causin’ all sorts of chaos and shenanigans. if you wanna join in on the fun, come on over and see what kind of mischief Marcus is gettin’ into next! trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. so come on, join us and let’s see where this crazy adventure takes us!

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BandagedEarCraft

Hospital, discomfort, patient, Recovery, medical reasons

come join our epic minecraft server where we have bandages for your EARS! you heard that right, we cater to all your medical needs, even if it means wearing a bandage on your ear! imagine the possibilities, you can roleplay as a doctor treating all the injured ears in our virtual world. we even have a special quest where you have to collect rare bandages from the ear-shaped dungeon. it’s a wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. so come on over and join the fun, because who knows when you might need a bandage for your ear in real life!

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MuscleJuiceCraft

Muscle Secretions, Muscle Secretions Research, MuscleJuiceCraft, Medical research, Non-Invasive Cancer Care

so like, this server is like a magical place where you can like, harness the power of muscles to fight cancer. like, imagine punching cancer cells with muscles, how cool is that? also, we have like, secretions that make you super strong and stuff. join now and become a cancer-fighting superhero in the world of Minecraft. plus, we have like, unicorns and rainbows and stuff. it’s totally epic, bro.

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