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TeaCraft – Sippin’ with the Stars

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ores Mined:	9557
Farms Harvested:	955	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become part of the exclusive tea drinkers club, where we sip on virtual tea while building epic structures and battling mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is frequented by celebrities from all over the Minecraft world. Rub elbows with Notch, Stampy Cat, and even Herobrine himself! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve Harvey hosting a virtual game show.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. It’s like having your own personal paparazzi, but with more explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the tea-drinking, celebrity-filled, haunted world of Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for that creeper ghost, he’s a real blast!

The Blocky Bandits: No. 195996331 by Anonymous

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8670
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who will challenge you to a snowball fight like you’ve never experienced before. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons and lava surfing pigs along the way. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!

ZombieCraft: When Resident Evil 4 Remake Drops!

ADA, awful quests, bad thing, Character customization, clunky controls, content spread thin, cum rain, Disappointment, DLC CONTENT, Dragon’s Dogma 2, Dragon’s Smegma 2, DROPS, E-Celebs, e-celebs defend, empty world, enemies, enemy variety, Evil, Great, Gunplay, Haters, hit faster, hit harder, HITBOXES, improved, inertia, layered armor, menu mid combat, Mercenaries, mixed review, mtx outrage, no camp, old content, pawn AI, post game, realistic movement, remake, Resident, Resident Evil 4 Remake, serious, shills, shitposting, skeptical, Snoy moviegames, stagger, suitcase, swap weapons, Synthetic Man, Tlou, Trannybcat, vocations, ZombieCraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Towns Built:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mines Excavated:	2773	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of e-celebs and their fake reviews? Are you looking for a Minecraft server where the residents are not afraid to speak their minds and have a good time? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of Resident Evil 4 Remake discussions, where we laugh at all the haters who were proved wrong about the game. No need to worry about bad “realistic” movement or enemies hitting you too hard and fast – we’ve got it all covered.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Dragon’s Smegma 2, where e-celebs defend the game like it’s their life’s mission. Laugh at the clunky controls and the lack of enemy variety, while still enjoying the easy gameplay and lack of effort put into improving the game.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that come with every new game release. If /v/ shills a game, it will be shit – but if /v/ hates a game, it will be great on our server!

JuicyCraft: Where the Juice Gets the Last LOL!

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Votes:	9292	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where the drama is as wild as O.J. Simpson’s court case? Look no further! Join our server where our lawyer NPCs will fight tooth and nail to prevent any payouts to pesky families like the Goldmans. We promise outrageous legal battles, insane twists, and a whole lot of virtual drama. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the chaos firsthand? Come on in and see if you can outwit our legal team – just don’t expect any payouts!

Blocky Commando Underwear-Free Zone

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	233

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the commando lifestyle both in-game and in real life! Join us if you’re tired of being constrained by societal norms like wearing underwear. Our server is a place where you can let it all hang out, both literally and figuratively.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players who are all in the same boat as you – free balling it in the virtual world. Together, you form a tight-knit community of commando comrades, taking on creepers and zombies with nothing but your pixelated dignity.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Underwearless Olympics, where players compete in challenges like the No Pants Parkour and the Bare Bottom Battle Royale. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy that’s shaped like a pair of boxers (because why not?).

So if you’re ready to strip down (metaphorically speaking) and join a server that’s as wild and free as you are, then come on over. Just remember, underwear is strictly prohibited – but a sense of humor is mandatory.

ViewtifulCraft: Where the views are as epic as the fails!

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchantments Applied:	295	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic views? Well, look no further because our server has the GREATEST view you’ve ever seen! And don’t worry, we’ve got rid of all the pesky creepers and zombies, but unfortunately, we can’t get rid of the niggers. But hey, at least you’ll have a great view while you play! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

HolyCraft: Where Creepers Pray and Players Slay!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Crops Grown:	4882	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you hihhulis out there!

Join our server and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Build giant temples to worship the mighty block gods, participate in ridiculous rituals like sacrificing chickens to summon rare loot, and engage in epic battles against rival factions of hihhulis.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Hihhuli King, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a giant pig, granting wishes to those who can make him laugh with their silliest jokes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embrace your inner hihhuli in the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Smokemei’s Lava Land of LOLs

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	683	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Animals Bred:	123
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Smokemei hehe is here to blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped dragon. But be warned, the dragon is not your average fire-breather – it shoots out rainbow-colored marshmallows that make you dance uncontrollably!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame this groovy beast, it will lead you to a secret underground rave where the party never stops!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Villager Mafia, a group of shady villagers who run the black market and will trade you anything your heart desires – for a price. Just be careful not to double-cross them, or you might find yourself in a turf war with a gang of angry iron golems!

So what are you waiting for? Join Smokemei hehe today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Tao’s Pixel Paradise: Where Creepers are Cute and Villagers are Vicious!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7913
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers give you high fives instead of blowing you up. Our community is made up of the friendliest players you’ll ever meet, who will shower you with gifts and compliments as soon as you log in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cute Tao, a mythical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. Rumor has it that if you can catch Cute Tao, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘F*cked Up Fun!’

Adulthood, career paths, economic challenges, FCKED, Financial Stability, Frustration, Full time work, Fun, Future, generational divide, growing up, housing crisis, INDEPENDENCE, Life decisions, Living at home, madness, MAYHEM, Millennials, Minecraft, parental support, school friends, society, Starting families, Struggle, unemployment

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ores Mined:	3839	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by a bunch of adult babies who still live with their parents? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all those losers behind in their childhood bedrooms. On our server, you can build your own virtual empire, start a family of pixelated pigs, and live out your wildest dreams without ever having to worry about real-life responsibilities. So say goodbye to the mama’s boys and daddy’s girls, and come join us for some epic adventures in the world of blocks and creepers. Trust us, it’s way more fun than listening to your old high school classmates whine about their rent-free living arrangements.