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Krafty Kino Kingdom: Where Creepers are Cute and Diamonds are Forever!

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchantments Applied:	175	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Animals Bred:	171	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and witness Sony DICK-RIDING Minecraft so hard that you’ll be questioning reality. The preorder numbers for this server must be through the roof for Sony to invest so much in it. But hey, who are we to question their dedication to making Minecraft even more epic?

Come join us for insane adventures, wild parties, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but hey, it’s Minecraft, anything can happen)! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

DivorceBlock – Where you can mine, craft, and save marriages in America and beyond! Join now for love and fun in Minecraft!

Alimony, America, child support, Craft, divorce incentives, divorce rape, DivorceBlock, domestic battery, emotional investment, family court, fines, Fun, homewreckers, Imprisonment, Investment, Join, love, Marriages, Minecraft, monogamy, penalties, punishment, Save, save marriage, sex offender list, sexism, slut shaming, unworthy women

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Love Letters Sent:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where we strive to save marriages one block at a time! Join us as we rid the virtual world of divorce incentives like child support and alimony, because who needs that drama in their pixelated life?

We play favorites in family court – but only if you’re on our side! Women will learn to be less greedy and selfish by working together to build the most epic virtual kingdom ever seen.

Homewreckers beware, if you dare violate the sanctity of monogamy on our server, you’ll be imprisoned for a minimum of 5 years and put on the virtual sex offender list for being a filthy, blocky whore.

Domestic battery? Not on our watch! Women will be punished just as harshly as men, because equality means everyone gets hit with a virtual banhammer.

Slut shaming is back, baby! Get ready to be fined and penalized for your scandalous pixelated behavior.

So join us on our quest to make marriage great again – because why invest in an unworthy woman when you can invest in building a virtual empire with us? Say goodbye to that noise – and hello to a marriage-saving Minecraft adventure!

Minecraft SMP: /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #2023 – The Blocky Check-In

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Items Found:	8116
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on our Team Rocket EditionOP Template server where you can live out your wildest Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss fantasies.

Ever wanted to be like Charlie and rehabilitate demons in Hell? Well, now’s your chance! Build your own hotel and try to convince demons to check out into Heaven. Or maybe you’re more of a Blitzo type, running your own assassin business in the fiery depths of the underworld. With your trusty weapons specialist Moxxie, bruiser Millie, and receptionist hellhound Loona by your side, anything is possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane storylines, and a community that’s as wild as a pack of rabid ghasts. Join us for a chance to experience Hell like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Jump into the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our Hellish Minecraft world. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, babysitting responsibilities, blended family issues, boundaries with family, co-parenting struggles, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family resentment, Family Support, generational differences, parenting roles, refusing to help family, sibling rivalry, step-parenting challenges, stepfamily dynamics, stepsibling relationships

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7153
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	274
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics that make the Kardashians look tame.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family reunion, complete with a stepdad who expects you to call him “dad” but you just can’t bring yourself to do it. And don’t forget the stepsister who won’t let you near her baby but expects you to babysit on weekdays after school. It’s a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than an episode of Jerry Springer, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play Minecraft on our server and escape into a world of chaos and ridiculousness? Don’t be the odd one out, come join the madness today!

PixelPerfect SMP: Booty Blocks

blocks, BOOTY, PixelPerfect, smp

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Star Shards Collected:	114	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Oh, honey, on our Minecraft SMP, the most attractive feature on a person is definitely their ability to build a house that doesn’t look like a pile of dirt blocks stacked on top of each other! We’ve had some real winners come through here with houses that look like they were designed by a blind Enderman with no sense of style.

But hey, if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to show off your building skills and impress everyone with your architectural prowess. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of that special someone who can’t resist a good cobblestone castle.

So come on over and join us for some blocky shenanigans and maybe even find love in a world made of cubes. Just watch out for those creepers, they’re known for blowing up relationships faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

CheaterCraft: The Love Block Betrayal

BETRAYAL, BLOCK, Breakup, CHEATER, CheaterCraft, cheating boyfriend, cheating girlfriend, Cheating husband, cheating partner, cheating stories, cheating wife, DATING, Deception, dishonesty, ex, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Lies, love, relationships, Trust, unfaithful

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4248
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of dating cheaters in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only cheating you’ll encounter is when someone steals your diamonds! Our server is filled with players who are loyal to their virtual partners and will never break your heart (or steal your loot). Plus, we have a special “Cheater Island” where all the unfaithful players are banished to live out their days in shame. So come join us for a drama-free dating experience and build your perfect virtual relationship without any sneaky surprises!

CraftyMicroMania

control issues, CraftyMicroMania, distrust, employee management., employee monitoring, Employee morale, Employee turnover, Helicopter bosses, leadership, leadership style, Lower productivity, management style, Mediocrity, Micromanagement effects, micromanaging, Staff disengagement, talent retention, toxic work culture, trust issues, work environment, workplace culture

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	9255
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Buildings Constructed:	37	Dragons Tamed:	1

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we DONT micromanage you like those lame bosses do! we let you do your own thang and build the most epic creations without someone breathing down your neck!

we aint about that life of distrust and low productivity, we all about FUN and building cool stuff together! no turnover here, just a bunch of awesome peeps hanging out and creating amazing things!

so if you wanna escape the micromanagers and helicopter bosses of the real world, come join us and let your creativity run wild! we promise you wont regret it, unless you hate fun and epicness, then maybe you will regret it. but who hates fun and epicness?! not us, that’s for sure!

IslamCraft Minecraft Server

billion, cultural diversity, global religion, global unity, Islam, IslamCraft, Islamic beliefs, Islamic culture, Islamic faith, Islamic values, Minecraft, Muslim community, Muslim traditions, muslim unity, muslims, religious beliefs, religious extremism, religious freedom, religious persecution, religious tolerance, Server, stop islam, world population

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so epic, even over a billion Muslims can’t stop playing it? That’s right, our server is so addictive that not even the power of Islam can resist its charm! Join us for crazy adventures, insane building competitions, and a community that is as diverse as it gets. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it’s been declared a national treasure in 17 different countries. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the talk of the town!

GatorHuntinMinecraftSMP

Adrenaline, Adventure, alligator, CAMOUFLAGE, Dangerous, Florida, gator hunting, GatorHuntinMinecraftSMP, hunting, hunting gear, hunting tactics, hunting trip, lie still, Nature, outdoors, reptiles, stealth, Swamp, swamp life, Thrill, wildlife

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2990	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Emeralds Found:	8994
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of gator hunting! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building epic structures, here you’ll be dodging gators left and right while trying to stay alive.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of tips and tricks to help you out. Like the time Jimmy tried to tame a gator and ended up riding it into battle against a horde of zombies. Or when Sally built a secret underground bunker filled with gator traps to protect her precious melon farm.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our gator-infested Minecraft SMP. Just remember, when you’re out gator hunting, you gotta lie real still…or else you might end up as lunch!

RentRage Minecraft Server

Boundaries, college student, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, coworker dynamics, emotional response, full schedule, Maturity, Minecraft, picking up shifts, rent struggles, RentRage, RESPONSIBILITY, retail job, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, shift coverage, Time management, unreliable coworkers, work ethic, work stress, work-life balance

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing school and work? Look no further, because on our server, we know the pain of dealing with unreliable coworkers like Katy and Jake.

Join our server and experience the satisfaction of telling off your lazy coworkers in a virtual world where you can escape the drama of real life. Build your own empire, gather resources, and show Katy and Jake who’s boss by being the most reliable player on the server.

Don’t let their excuses and guilt-tripping get to you, because on our server, you can focus on your own goals and achievements without being dragged down by their laziness. So come join us and unleash your inner boss while having a laugh at the ridiculousness of it all!

ChipThiefDoubleDate

Apology, awkward situation, Best Friend, Chip, ChipThiefDoubleDate, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dinner date, double date, EMBARRASSMENT, food etiquette, friendship, Girlfriend, misunderstanding, relationship, Restaurant, sharing, smoking area, Social Interaction, social norms, table manners

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
New Chunks Explored:	287527	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward double dates and never have to worry about someone touching your food again! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend’s girlfriend appears out of nowhere and starts throwing cutlery at you for even daring to look at her plate. But fear not, on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from any food-related attacks!

Embark on quests to find the legendary Curley fries that will bring peace to the land and unite all players in harmony. Or maybe just build a giant statue of a potato to show your dedication to the cause.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the drama of a double date gone wrong, all while building your own virtual world and laughing at the absurdity of it all. Don’t be the asshole, join us today!

CerealKiller in Minecraft SMP

bacon, Bagel, Breakfast, brunch, CEREAL, CerealKiller, coffee, eggs, Food, Fruit, granola, healthy, Meal, Minecraft, morning, nutrition, oatmeal, PANCAKES, SAUSAGE, smoothie, smp, toast, yogurt

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to feast on the tears of your enemies for breakfast! Our server is filled with drama, betrayal, and epic battles that will leave you craving for more. Who needs cereal when you can start your day with a side of revenge and a sprinkle of chaos? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world!