come join our epic minecraft server where we build a railway linking vietnam and china using $8.3 billion loans from the chinese government! hop on the train and ride through the jungles of vietnam and the great wall of china all in one go! who needs real life when you can experience it all in minecraft! plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure at the end of the railway that will make you richer than a diamond block! join now and start your adventure to riches and glory! choo choo! 🚂💰🌟
ChooChooCraft Minecraft Server
NoBlokesAllowedCraft
so like, mate, you know what’s better than buying a home in australia? joining this epic minecraft server! we got kangaroos hopping around, koalas chilling in trees, and crocs lurking in the rivers.if you join our server, you’ll get to build your own aussie dream home, mate. no need to worry about those pesky foreigners buying up all the existing homes, because on this server, it’s all yours, mate.
we even have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the drop bears and vegemite-loving zombies. trust me, you won’t find a more bonza server out there. so grab your didgeridoo and join us today, mate!
AussieBlockParty
OMG u guys, have u heard about this cray cray server?? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join now!! we got kangaroos hopping around and koalas building houses, it’s a total party down under, mate!But wait, there’s more! We’re blocking all foreign investors from buying homes for 2 years, so you know the property values are gonna be through the roof! Literally, because we have a sky-high building limit and you can build the tallest tower ever seen in Minecraft history.
And get this, we have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle giant spiders and evil emus. It’s like a real-life Australian adventure, but in blocky pixel form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started, mate!
SmokMC
Minecraft Server Overview
Language Server Type Features Contact Information English Survival – Seeking investors for financial support
– Offering benefits and advantages to investors
– Open to legal discussions for agreementsDiscord: vendoopelcorsa
IP Address: smokmc.funSpanish Survival – Buscando inversores para apoyo financiero
– Ofreciendo beneficios y ventajas a inversores
– Abierto a discusiones legales para acuerdosDiscord: vendoopelcorsa
Dirección IP: smokmc.funFAQ
1. ¿Qué tipo de servidor es?
El servidor actualmente es de tipo Survival, pero estamos intentando introducir más juegos en el futuro.
2. ¿Por qué están buscando inversionistas?
Estamos pasando por una crisis financiera y necesitamos apoyo económico para mantener el servidor en funcionamiento.
3. ¿Qué beneficios tendrán los inversores?
Los inversores recibirán un porcentaje de las ganancias generadas por el servidor, así como otras ventajas y beneficios dentro del servidor.
4. ¿Cómo puedo contactar al dueño del servidor?
Puedes contactar al dueño a través de Discord con el usuario vendoopelcorsa o visitando la dirección IP del servidor: smokmc.fun.
Milei’s Meme Coin Madness
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE ARGENTINA’S PRESIDENT JAVIER MILEI PROMOTES MEME COIN AND CRASHES 89% WITHIN HOURS! IF THAT AIN’T A SIGN TO JOIN A SERVER, I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS! COME BUILD A MEME COIN CASTLE AND WATCH IT CRASH IN REAL TIME! IT’S LIKE A VIRTUAL STOCK MARKET CRASH BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! HURRY BEFORE MILEI TWEETS AGAIN AND DESTROYS THE ECONOMY! #MEMECOIN #BLOCKCHAIN #MINECRAFTMEMESMineUK SteelCraft Server
lol imagine if steel was made out of diamonds instead of iron. that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on our minecraft server! join now for a chance to mine diamond steel and build the most epic castle ever! plus, our server is so lit that even the UK is rushing to invest in it. trump ain’t got nothing on us! come join the fun and be a part of the diamond steel revolution!RareEarthRumble
So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly Trump officials show up and are all like, “Hey Zelenskyy, we wanna own 50% of Ukraine’s rare earth minerals!” Like, what even is that? But hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this crazy adventure too! Who knows, maybe you’ll strike it rich with some super rare minerals or something. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with all sorts of wacky characters and go on epic quests. So come on, join our server and let’s make some mining magic happen!MineCrafty Dealz
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a server where Ukraine President Zelensky himself offers you a mineral partnership! That’s right, folks, you can mine for diamonds and emeralds while sippin’ on some fine Ukrainian vodka with Zelensky himself!But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find a rare mineral, Zelensky will personally serenade you with a traditional Ukrainian folk song. And if you’re lucky, he might even do a little dance for ya!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knew mining could be so lit, amirite? Let’s do a deal and mine some minerals with Zelensky, baby!
EuroCanDefence Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how europe and canada were all like “we gotta boost our defence spending by like, 20% in 2024”? well, that’s cuz they were all playing on this epic minecraft server and they were like “we gotta protect our blocks from all the creepers and zombies and stuff!” so they were like “let’s spend all our diamonds on defence!” and now they’re like the strongest players on the server. u gotta join this server, man, cuz it’s like, the only place where u can see europe and canada team up to fight off the bad guys. plus, there’s like, a secret level where u can ride on a dragon and shoot fireballs at your enemies. it’s totally epic, bro. come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!PixelPotion Healthcare Havoc
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, on fire? well, this server is so epic, even the US health department is talking about it! they’re like, “yo, these private equity firms are making healthcare decline, but this minecraft server is making lives better!”apparently, private equity investment in nursing homes led to, like, an 11% increase in patient deaths, but on this server, everyone is thriving and living their best blocky lives! join now and experience the ultimate healthcare access – through building epic structures and battling mobs like a total boss!
who needs private equity firms when you have a minecraft server that’s literally saving lives? come join us and be a part of the most epic adventure ever! #blockyhealthcaregoals