Investment MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyNorse Minecraft Server

long-term investment., CraftyNorse, solidarity, €1.7 trillion, Assistance

haha so like, this server is like the €1.7 trillion sovereign fund of Minecraft servers, except we ain’t giving money to Ukraine, we giving you the best time of your life in the virtual world!

Join us and you’ll be like a Norwegian prince, ruling over your own kingdom of pixelated glory. Build the biggest castle, mine the rarest diamonds, and slay the fiercest dragons.

We got more fun than a Viking raid, more surprises than a polar bear in your igloo, and more laughs than a moose trying to do the Macarena.

So come on over and join the party, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

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MomGuilt Minecraft Server

IRS, regret, liens, Minecraft, Property

Are you tired of feeling guilty for inheriting your parents’ home and trying to do the right thing? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama!

On our server, you can build your dream home without any pesky liens or IRS issues. No need to worry about nasty comments from family members – just focus on crafting and building to your heart’s content.

With over 30k invested in the property and 3+ years of mortgage payments, you deserve a break. Join us and let your creativity run wild without any guilt trips! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds waiting for you to discover. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

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ShoelessGF Minecraft Server

ShoelessGF, display shoes, Christian Louboutin, Investment, designer shoes

In a world where red-bottomed heels hold the key to eternal happiness, one man dared to defy the laws of luxury fashion. Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of standing your ground against the relentless pressure to buy a second pair of shoes!

Embark on a quest to uncover the secrets of the everlasting red bottoms and prove to the world that one pair is truly enough. Build your own closet of untouched treasures and show off your resistance to scuff marks like a true fashion warrior.

But beware, for the fashion police are always watching, ready to give you the side-eye of judgment if you dare to question the necessity of a second pair. Will you be able to withstand the peer pressure and emerge victorious in the battle of the shoes?

Join us now and let your fashion rebellion shine bright like a pair of pristine red bottoms in the sunlight! Remember, on this server, only the boldest and most stylish survive.

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CraftyUkraine Minecraft Server

Investment, Minecraft, Economy, Server, funding

come join our minecraft server and help us raise $524 billion to rebuild ukraine after a zombie apocalypse!!! we need all the help we can get to fight off the evil creepers and skeletons that are terrorizing the land. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be mined. join us now and be a hero in the fight against the undead!!

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MineCraftTeslaTrillionaire

finance, elon musk, electric vehicles, stock market, Technology

lol come join our minecraft server where we build houses out of tesla cars cuz their market cap is sinking faster than a lead balloon. stonks go down, but fun goes up on this server. we ride elon musk’s rocket ship to the moon and back, collecting diamonds and emeralds along the way. forget about stocks, invest in virtual blocks on our server. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the stock market crash. join now before elon musk himself bans us from the server for being too wild.

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CraftyDefence2.5GB

uk, Protection, SECURITY, Armed Forces, policy

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world? well this server is the place for u! we got giant battles with tanks made out of diamonds and helicopters that shoot out chickens. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can plan ur attacks on other players. join now and be part of the most epic war in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every friday. so why wait? join now and let the chaos begin!

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PennyCraft – Worth Every Block!

Benefits, luxury, money well spent, Value, MEMBERSHIP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there! Join us and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens, build a house made entirely out of TNT, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Trust us, this membership is worth every single penny (and then some)!

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Bitcoin Mania: Block Party

market trends, fixed supply, Hedge Funds, cryptocurrency, accumulation

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis lit minecraft server cuz it’s like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, except the rainbow is made of diamonds and the gold is actually enchanted golden apples.

once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with stacks on stacks of emeralds. but beware, there’s also a creeper waiting to explode your dreams into tiny pixelated pieces.

if u join our server, u can build a castle so big it’ll make the Eiffel Tower look like a tiny sandcastle. plus, there’s a secret portal that leads to a land where pigs can fly and zombies do the cha-cha.

so what u waiting for? join now and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! oh, and did we mention there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot waiting for u to discover? let the adventure begin!

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BashCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, DAUGHTER, Investment, lighthouse, Mother

Are you tired of boring birthday celebrations at fancy restaurants with lighthouses and golf courses? Do you want to avoid inviting people who have excluded you from their events in the past? Then join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday party ever!

On our server, you can invite all your friends and even make new ones without worrying about being left out. Plus, you can save all that money you would have spent on a fancy venue for more important things, like upgrading your Minecraft gear or building a virtual lighthouse of your own!

Don’t be the asshole who spends a fortune on a party that doesn’t feel entirely reciprocal. Join our server and celebrate your birthday in style, without the drama and financial stress. Who needs a fancy restaurant when you have Minecraft?

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MacAttack Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, growth, military spending, Minecraft, MacAttack

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where we all pretend to be french soldiers and increase our military spending in minecraft? like, we start at 2.1% but then we go all out and bump it up to 5% of our GDP. it’s like, so intense and epic, you gotta join us and show off your military strategy skills while building up your own little army in the game. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where you can roleplay as a french soldier and take over the minecraft world with your mad military skills? come join us and let’s conquer together!

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