so like, this server is like finland but without the ban on russians buying property, cuz like who cares about that, right? come join our server and build the craziest russian-themed mansion you can think of! we’ve got security fixes too, like creepers can’t blow up your stuff and skeletons are actually friendly and give you flowers instead of shooting arrows at you. trust me, it’s a blast! come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!
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RuskiBlockz
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CraftyCrafterz
Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the bare minimum? Well, look no further because our server is the Rolls Royce of Minecraft servers!Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. And did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around on?
So why settle for the cheap version when you can experience the luxury and extravagance of our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!
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CraftyUkrainians
come join our epic minecraft server where we aim to receive US$50 billion from G7 without any conditions or purpose!! why? because we are just that awesome and we deserve it!! imagine all the diamonds and gold you can get on our server with that kind of cash flow. build the biggest, baddest castle ever seen in minecraft history and rule over all the other players with your riches. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that is making international headlines for its outrageous goals? join now and be a part of the madness!
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CraftyCash: Subs Worth It!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of highly trained penguins who will guide you through a world filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. And that’s just the beginning!
Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Done. How about building a house out of enchanted cookies that never go stale? Easy peasy. Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant dragon named Fluffy who loves to give out hugs?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s a subscription that’s actually worth the money.
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PennyCraft: Worth Every Block
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese!But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature so rare and elusive that only the bravest of players have ever laid eyes on it. Rumor has it that anyone who defeats the Blocktopus will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s worth every single penny (and then some)!
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$69 Life Changer SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a rare diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP server is where the real action is at! Join us and you’ll have the chance to buy a life-changing item for less than $69 – what could it be, you ask? How about a magical pickaxe that turns dirt into diamonds? Or maybe a potion that lets you ride a flying pig? The possibilities are endless!But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a fearsome ruler who commands an army of feathered warriors. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of riches beyond your wildest dreams. And let’s not forget about the mysterious portal that leads to a land of endless cake – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get stuck in a sugar coma!
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride of epic proportions. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonders!
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SunsetRidersRetire
Tired of billionaires ruining the economy with their endless quest for more money? Join our Minecraft server where billionaires ride off into the sunset and retire in style! Watch as they build mansions made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on golden horses. Who needs innovation when you have all the money in the world? Join now and live out your wildest billionaire fantasies!
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BlockchainBillionaire
so like, imagine this: u join this minecraft server and u find a secret chest filled with bitcoin!! like, someone totally forgot they had it and now it’s all yours. u can use it to buy all the diamond swords and enchanted armor u want. it’s like a treasure hunt but with virtual money. join now before someone else finds it and steals ur riches!! come on, what are u waiting for?? let’s goooooo!!!
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ChinaCashOutCraft
so, like, this server is the bomb dot com, bro. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they serve you tea and crumpets while you mine for diamonds.oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.
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CraftyBizSplitNoWay
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t give away ownership like it’s candy on Halloween! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like this crazy story of refusing to give up 50% ownership to a boyfriend.Imagine a world where you can build your empire without someone trying to snatch half of it away from you. That’s the kind of independence you’ll find on our server. No need to worry about unpaid labor or shady business deals, just pure, unadulterated fun.
So come on, join us and let’s build something amazing together. Who needs a partner trying to take over your business when you can rule the Minecraft world all on your own? Don’t be the asshole in this story, be the hero of your own adventure on our server!