Investment Portfolio MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Liquidated Shorty Minecraft SMP

market volatility, trading strategy, risk assessment, short selling, shorty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and participating in epic llama races across the map.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that!

So come on and join us before my shorts get liquidated again (don’t ask, it’s a long story). Let’s make some hilarious memories together on this wacky Minecraft SMP!

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RentalPropertySMPandIndexFunds

rental property cash flow, capital gains, retirement planning, investment portfolio, long-term investment.

Are you tired of boring old rental properties and want to spice up your investment game? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can turn your virtual blocks into real profits! Imagine making 14k diamonds yearly off your virtual home, that’s the kind of profit you can only dream of in the real world. And with the potential to have 600k diamonds in VTSAX, you’ll be rolling in virtual riches in no time. Say goodbye to boring old index funds and hello to a world where the sky’s the limit (literally, you can build as high as you want in Minecraft)! Join us now and watch your virtual wallet grow faster than you can say “blockchain”.

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Dad’s Loot Minecraft Server

Remarried, dad, Server, shares, assets

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family inheritance disputes? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky battles.

Need a break from real-life legal drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your own virtual empire without any pesky stepmoms trying to claim their share. Plus, who needs a will when you can just mine for diamonds and create your own fortune?

Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last enchanted golden apple. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing over shares and estates. So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to victory!

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PixelPervsMC: 1in7Threats

data breach, widespread, sexual extortion, intimate images, sexual abuse

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where you can build pixelated peen statues without fear of someone threatening to share your intimate images! we got more sexual extortion than u can shake a blocky stick at! join now for a chance to be extorted in a whole new way, in a virtual world where anything goes! build, mine, and get extorted all in one place! what more could u ask for?! #blockyextortion #minecraftmadness

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YourVillageSMP: Where villagers roam free and players are constantly lost

Biomes, Bosses, Discord, landscape, Explore

Server Features

Unique world generation

Over 200 custom structures

Persistent server approach

Custom bosses

Crates accessible through gameplay

Unique town system

FAQ

Q: When does the server launch?

A: The server is launching on Saturday, June 15.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server at discord.urvillage.net for more information on how to join.

Q: Can I access the map of the server?

A: Yes, you can access the map at map.urvillage.net.

Q: Are there any teasers for the server?

A: Yes, you can check out our teaser on TikTok at TikTok.

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CraftyQueens Minecraft Server

HUMAN RIGHTS, Minecraft, tolerance, equality, love

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things rainbow and fabulous! Our server is the perfect place for LGBTQ+ players to express themselves freely and build a community of love and acceptance.

Join us for epic adventures and build your own colorful paradise with fellow queer gamers. We believe in spreading love and positivity, because let’s face it, life is too short to be anything but fabulous!

So come on, join us and let your rainbow flag fly high in the pixelated sky. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate in our virtual world of love and acceptance. Let’s build a world where everyone is free to be themselves, one block at a time!

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FrenchFryMinecraftServer

Conflict, colonial legacy, Colonialism, Iberians, fume

Are you tired of France constantly making you seethe with anger? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash all that pent-up frustration in a virtual world where you can build, mine, and conquer to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with Iberians who are just itching to take revenge on France for all their automogging shenanigans. Join forces with them and create an unstoppable army that will make France regret ever messing with you.

And as for France’s colonies, they are seething with jealousy over the amazing creations and epic battles happening on our server. Show them who’s boss by joining us and proving that you are the ultimate Minecraft warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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MommaMinecraftMadness

heart attack recovery, family, reconciliation, MommaMinecraftMadness, in-laws

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and heart attacks – yes, you read that right.

Imagine a world where your wife bans your mom from the house because she thinks she’s a bad wife and mother. And then your mom has a heart attack and needs to recover at your place, but your wife is not having it. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got senior data analysts, OBGYNs, and kids getting ready for school – all in one crazy server. Who needs boring old quests and building when you can witness family dynamics that would make even Shakespeare’s head spin?

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and scratching your head all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else!

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CraftyCatastrophe Minecraft Server

unusual occurrences, Server, Wild, freak incidents, bizarre incidents

Have you ever seen a cow riding a pig while being chased by a pack of angry chickens? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft server! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in the virtual world. From exploding sheep to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of wild freak accident you’ll witness next. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

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Y2K Madness: The Forgotten Year

Global, Tragedy, 2001, Attacks, September 11

Remember that time in 2001 when a group of llamas took over a small town in Idaho and declared themselves the rulers of the land? Yeah, that totally happened. But you know what else happened in 2001 that no one talks about? The epic Minecraft server that was created where players could ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. It was wild, I tell ya. So if you want to experience the same level of craziness and fun, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs 9/11 when you can have llamas, flying pigs, and laser-eyed chickens? Join us and let the madness begin!

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Server Features
Unique world generation
Over 200 custom structures
Persistent server approach
Custom bosses
Crates accessible through gameplay
Unique town system

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FAQ

Q: When does the server launch?

Q: How can I join the server?

Q: Can I access the map of the server?

Q: Are there any teasers for the server?