🔥investment portfolio Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Liquidated Shorty Minecraft SMP

asset management, capital preservation, financial loss, financial markets, investment decisions, investment portfolio, investment strategy, liquidated, liquidated position, market analysis, market conditions, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, risk assessment, risk management, risk tolerance, short selling, shorty, smp, stock market, trading discipline, trading psychology, trading strategy

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Divine Spears Created:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and participating in epic llama races across the map.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that!

So come on and join us before my shorts get liquidated again (don’t ask, it’s a long story). Let’s make some hilarious memories together on this wacky Minecraft SMP!

RentalPropertySMPandIndexFunds

asset allocation, capital gains, Diversification, financial independence, Financial Planning, index funds, investment decision, investment portfolio, investment strategy, long-term investment., passive income, property value, real estate, rental income, rental property, rental property cash flow, rental property vs index funds, RentalPropertySMPandIndexFunds, retirement planning, VTSAX, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Crops Grown:	7333	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchantments Applied:	140	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Are you tired of boring old rental properties and want to spice up your investment game? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can turn your virtual blocks into real profits! Imagine making 14k diamonds yearly off your virtual home, that’s the kind of profit you can only dream of in the real world. And with the potential to have 600k diamonds in VTSAX, you’ll be rolling in virtual riches in no time. Say goodbye to boring old index funds and hello to a world where the sky’s the limit (literally, you can build as high as you want in Minecraft)! Join us now and watch your virtual wallet grow faster than you can say “blockchain”.

Dad’s Loot Minecraft Server

assets, Communication, company shares, dad, Dads, DEBT, elective share, ENTITLEMENT, Estate, family, Inheritance, investment portfolio, joint checking account, legal entitlement, Loot, Minecraft, Probate, relationship, Remarried, Server, shares, stepmom, vacation, Will

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	323	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family inheritance disputes? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky battles.

Need a break from real-life legal drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your own virtual empire without any pesky stepmoms trying to claim their share. Plus, who needs a will when you can just mine for diamonds and create your own fortune?

Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last enchanted golden apple. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing over shares and estates. So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to victory!

IcyCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Air Force, airspace, Allies, Defense, fighter jets, Iceland, IcyCraft, international relations, Military, military presence, Minecraft, Monitoring, nato, Radar, reconnaissance, russian aircraft, SECURITY, Server, stealth jets, Surveillance, Tensions, uk

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server!!! We got UK stealth jets in Iceland, like wutttt??? They be “watching” for Russian aircraft, like they spyin’ on ’em or sumthin’!!! Join our server and u can be a spy too, like James Bond but in blocky form!!! We got secret missions and stuff, it’s lit fam!!! Come join the fun and be a part of the action, who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server!!! #BlockyBond #SpyCraft #MinecraftMadness

MantleMiners: Digging Deeper for Rare Rocks!

deep drilling, deep earth, deep world, Deeper, Digging, drill, drilling technology, earth’s interior, Earth’s mantle, Exploration, geological study, geologists, geologists’ findings, geology, Life, mantle material, MantleMiners, rare, rare rocks, research, rocks, sample, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, subterranean exploration

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Crops Grown:	9656	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Chimeras Created:	3
Ores Mined:	4036	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

come join our minecraft server where we dig deeper than geologists into the earth’s mantle! we have rare rocks, crazy caves, and even secret underground civilizations to explore. who needs real life when you can uncover the mysteries of the deep world in minecraft? join us for a wild adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the earth. plus, we have diamonds for days, so why wait? come dig with us now!

Canopy

#exciting, 20s, 50 players, Builds, CanopyMC, collaboration, Community Focused, concurrent players, Discord, Economy, Events, Fresh, Friends, Hermitcraft-like, Map, Minecraft, new world, player age 16+, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Towns, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6760
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Enchantments Applied:	196
Mines Excavated:	1015	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Canopy is a Hermitcraft-Like, Survival, server. We just started a new world on 7/13, so everything is fresh and exciting!

We’re a community-focused server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is in their early to mid-20’s and we’re looking for players that are 16+. We also average 20-50 concurrent players every day! From working together on builds, events, building towns together, or getting to know each other in discord, we want you to meet new friends!

View our map at https://map.canopymc.net/!

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Flare SMP: Where Creeper hugs are mandatory and the drama llama runs wild!

bolt, Community, Cosmetics, creeper, decorations, Development, Drama, Dynmap, English, FLARE, FlareDeathMessages, germany, GSit, hugs, international community, Llama, long term, Mandatory, Mature, MCMMO, mmorpg, Pets, Rewards, runs, Semi Vanilla, serious, smp, Summer event, Whitelist, Wild

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Love Letters Sent:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

Flare Community and Flare SMP Overview

About Us	Founded on April 14, 2023 by Antimony_Sb, aiming to provide a relaxed semi-vanilla experience in a mature environment.
What Sets Us Apart	Dynmap Bolt mcMMO GSit FlareDeathMessages Pets Cosmetics Decorations
Additional Information	We are an international community primarily using English. Some features are still in development and a summer event is upcoming. Discord link available in profile.
Future Projects	Developing a second server named “Flare Adventures” offering a classic MMORPG player experience.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
When was Flare Community and Flare SMP founded?	April 14, 2023
What is the primary language of the community?	English, with some members from Germany
What additional features do you offer compared to Vanilla Minecraft?	Dynmap, Bolt, mcMMO, GSit, FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations
Do you have any upcoming events or projects?	Summer event with rewards and a new server in development named “Flare Adventures”

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, academy club, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Cathedral’s Merry Christmas, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Joint Firing Drill, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, News, Normals, PVs, RERUN, Resources, ROADMAP, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Towns Built:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure filled with explosive events and insane content that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt!

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a joint firing drill, defending your base from a horde of creepers with your trusty team of Minecraft warriors. But wait, there’s more! How about taking on a Grand Assault against a giant Goz with heavy armor, or facing the fury of Set with special armor that will make you feel invincible?

And if that’s not enough, we have 3x bounties, lessons, and scrimmages to keep you on your toes, along with 2x account XP to level up like never before! Plus, our server is so epic that even Christmas comes early with reruns of Serina and Hanae spreading holiday cheer.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game, adventurer!

Minecraft SMP: YLYLolz

amusement, Chuckle, comedic content, comedy, comedy skits, comedy videos, Entertainment, funny, Funny Moments, hilarious, humor, humor blog, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, memes, Minecraft, smp, stand up comedy, viral, ylyl, YLYLolz

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	35
Animals Bred:	162	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows.

We have a secret underground city where players can only enter if they can solve a series of riddles involving chickens and TNT.

Our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie villagers that have learned how to breakdance and will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Slur-Free BF Minecraft Server

aita, attraction, Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfort zone, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, ENGAGEMENT, Friends, Insecurity, Intimacy, Labels, Minecraft, relationship, Server, sexual orientation, Sexuality, sexuality discovery, Slur, SlurFree, turn on

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	287

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all types of relationships and love stories, even the ones that involve awkward bedroom requests! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, just like when Jared asked for a certain word to be thrown around during intimate moments. Who knew Minecraft could get so spicy?

Explore our server and discover new things about yourself, just like how OP had to navigate their own sexuality while dating Jared. Will you find yourself in a similar situation, or will you uncover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed? The possibilities are endless on our server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that accepts everyone, no matter what kind of crazy requests they may have in the bedroom. Who knows, you might even find your own Jared to spice up your Minecraft experience. So come on in and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

NoQuestionsNoParents

blended families, childhood impact, Communication Issues, divorce aftermath, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, Family Therapy, favoritism, generational trauma, loyalty struggles, NoQuestionsNoParents, parent-child relationships, parental expectations, Parental Pressure, personal boundaries, sibling relationships, step siblings, unresolved issues

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mines Excavated:	4380
Crops Grown:	2074	Astral Projections Made:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Star Shards Collected:	113
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your parents’ messy relationships? Look no further! Join our server where we have a constant tug of war between factions, just like OP’s parents fighting for their attention. Choose your side wisely, as alliances are constantly shifting and betrayals are always on the horizon.

But that’s not all! Our server meetings are just like OP’s school meeting, where personal drama spills out and secrets are revealed. Who will you trust? Who will you betray? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences.

So come join our server and experience the ultimate family drama in a virtual world. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Join now and see if you’re the AH in this crazy game of family feuds!

CraftyCreeperQuiz

10. Connecting with others, 11. personal growth, 12. Communication skills, 13. Emotional intelligence, 14. Social interactions, 15. Getting to the heart of things, 16. Discovering new perspectives, 17. Human connection, 18. Relationship development, 19. Introspective questions, 2. Icebreaker questions, 20. Building trust., 3. Personal questions, 4. Relationship building, 5. Conversation starters, 6. Deep questions, 7. Meaningful conversations, 8. Understanding others, 9. Building rapport, CraftyCreeperQuiz, getting to know you

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wacky and wild Minecraft adventures!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, ride on flying pigs through the Nether, and battle against an army of evil chickens led by a deranged cow named Sir Mooington.

Our community is full of quirky characters like Bob the Explosive Sheep and Sally the Singing Creeper, so you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting, so you know you’re in good hands.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover the secret portal to the land of infinite cake… or get turned into a block of cheese by the mischievous Cheese Wizard. The possibilities are endless!

EcoCraft: Snap Responsibly!

advent, conservation efforts, detrimental, dramatic selfie, Drones, EcoCraft, Environmental awareness, environmental impact, ethical photography, lasting impact., Nature, nature preservation., perfect landscape photo, photography, responsible tourism, responsibly, selfie culture, Snap, social media, social media impact, wild animals, wildlife conservation, wildlife protection

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Emeralds Found:	1314
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

join our epic minecraft server where you can take all the selfies you want without hurting nature! we have magical drones that will take the perfect landscape photos for you, so you don’t have to disturb any wild animals. our server is so eco-friendly, even the creepers are going green! come join us and save the planet, one block at a time!