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Snowball Showdown Minecraft SMP

athletes, athleticism, Basketball, black team, Championship, Competition, Defeat, Diversity, Game, Minecraft, olympics, Race, racial dynamics, showdown, smp, Snowball, sports, surprising outcome, teamwork, Tournament, Underdog, Victory, white team

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Animals Bred:	27	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP where the sheep are always white and the pigs are always pink! Our server is so wacky, even the chickens lay rainbow eggs. And get this – our PvP arena is shaped like a giant basketball court where players can reenact the epic showdown between the all white and all black basketball teams at the Olympics. Will you be the MVP of our server and lead your team to victory? Join now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

MomSisExcusesNoMore Minecraft Server

adhd, AITAH, b.., coddling, Confrontation, Discord, DISHES, irritated, Job, Laundry, Lazy, middle sister, Minecraft, MomSisExcusesNoMore, moving out, NEET, oldest sister, Overtime, phone bills, phone plan, Server, sister, stealing money, stop making excuses, telling my mom, treatments, UNFAIR, victimized, video games

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	New Chunks Explored:	67106
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a chance to battle it out with your siblings in epic build-offs and see who can create the most outrageous structures. Will you be the reigning champion or will your sister steal the victory like she steals money from your mom’s purse?

Experience the thrill of confronting your lazy sister in-game as you demand she clean up her virtual mess just like in real life. Will she finally listen to you or will she just apply virtual makeup and call for virtual mom to save her?

Vent your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory. And remember, on our server, there’s no excuse for not doing the dishes – virtual or otherwise!

So come join us for a wild ride of sibling rivalry, virtual drama, and endless fun. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

SisCraft: No Illustrations, Just Blocks!

Animals, backing out, blocks, book illustration, Confrontation, Consistency, DEADLINE, Disappointment, emotional manipulation, Halloween, illustration, illustrations, illustrator, kids book, late dog, minimum wage, payment, people, PRESSURE, Self-publishing, SisCraft, stress, visual artist

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1815
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	694123	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Star Shards Collected:	114	Chimeras Created:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Enchantments Applied:	81
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, do I have a server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft server where you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the chance to battle fierce mobs and explore hidden caves, but you’ll also have the opportunity to participate in our annual pumpkin carving contest! Show off your artistic skills and win amazing prizes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and claim your riches? Join now and find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of a lifetime! Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement that awaits you. See you in the game!

TasteTestGoneWrong – Minecraft SMP

awful aftertaste, awful taste, bad flavors, disgusting food, food disaster, foul flavors, gross food, horrible flavors, Minecraft, nasty flavors, nauseating food, repulsive taste, revolting food, smp, TasteTestGoneWrong, terrible food experience, terrible taste, unpleasant taste, vomit-inducing food, worst food ever, worst meal, worst taste, yucky taste

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to taste anything bad again! Our server is filled with magical food that will make your taste buds explode with joy. Rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples taste like a mix between cotton candy and unicorn tears. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident chef, who once cooked a steak so delicious that it made a creeper cry tears of joy.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of wacky animal will cross your path next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your taste buds tantalized and your mind blown by the absurdity that awaits you. Who needs reality when you can have a taste of our insane world?

2050Craft: Wake & Mine!

2050Craft, adaptation, Adventure, changes, Curiosity, discovery, dream-like, Exploration, Future, futuristic, imagination, innovation, Possibilities, progress, science fiction, society, surreal, Technology, time travel, transformation, unknown, wake

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Villages Defended:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Alien Abductions:	0

Hey there, future Minecrafters! Ever wondered what it would be like to wake up in the year 2050? Well, on our server, you can experience just that! Join us for a wild ride through a futuristic world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Time Traveling Chicken, who can take you on epic adventures to different time periods. Want to ride a T-Rex in the Jurassic era? No problem! How about building a castle in medieval times? Easy peasy! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to time travel itself! See you in the future, fellow gamers!

SunkSubs Minecraft Server

Black sea, Conflict, Defense, Espionage, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, Naval, russia, SECURITY, Server, Sinking, Strategic, submarine, SunkSubs, super-expensive, Technology, Ukraine, Underwater, WARFARE

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is out here sinking russian submarines like it’s no big deal 😂😂😂 we got crazy pvp battles, insane builds, and the wildest community you’ll ever meet. who needs boring old factions when you can be part of a server where anything can happen, even international incidents 😜 join us now and be part of the chaos! #ukrainevsrussia #minecraftmadness 🚀🔥🤪

CraftyBomberDroneFun

aerial warfare, Air Force, CraftyBomberDroneFun, defense industry, defense systems, drone technology, drone warfare, guided weapons, heavy bomber drones, military capabilities, military drones, military modernization, military tactics, military technology, military upgrades, national security, precision strikes, strategic weapons, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, weapons development.

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9189
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! We got a Minecraft server so lit, even Ukraine is fitting guided weapons to its heavy bomber drones just to try and take us down! That’s right, our server is so epic, even countries are getting involved. Join us for the craziest battles you’ve ever seen, build your own fortress and defend it against drone attacks. Who needs regular PvP when you can have drone warfare in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show Ukraine who the real Minecraft champions are!

KindaSuspicious but Mostly Legit SMP Server – Come Join Us!

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray plugins, Communication, Community, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fabric, Images, Join, KindaSuspicious, Legit, Magic, Modded, North America, pokemon, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Spawn, Suggestion forums, ticket system, vault hunters, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Animals Bred:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Category	Information
Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious
Established	2018
Focus	Community interaction

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join the server?	Apply here and follow the instructions in the #waitlist-form channel on Discord.
When does Season 12 start?	Season 12 starts on August 2nd. Detailed timings can be found in the server information.
What are some reasons to join TotallyNotSuspicious?	Reasons include North America hosting, extensive Discord integration, diamond economy, and various events.
Do you have mini-seasons on the server?	Yes, mini seasons are hosted to bridge larger seasons with custom modpacks.

AdmitCraft Server

Admit it, AdmitCraft, Campaign, candidates, Carson, controversy, debate, Defeat, democratic party, Destroyed, DNC, EASILY, election, opposition, political landscape, Politics, presidential race, republican party, Server, strategy, ticket, trump, Victory

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6417
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a Trump rally? Look no further! Our server is like a political debate gone wrong, with players trying to outdo each other in building walls and crafting ridiculous policies. Imagine a world where Trump and Carson team up to take down the DNC with diamond swords and TNT cannons – that’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server. Join us if you’re ready to build, battle, and make Minecraft great again!

Minecraft SMP – /ggg/ – Guilty Gear Gang

arc world tour 2024, Balance patch, deflect shield OS tech, dev backyard, Dizzy, DLC Slayer, EMEA, frame data, Gang, Gear, GGG, Glicko-2 ratings, Glossary, Guilty, Guilty Gear General, lobbies, Lucy, Minecraft, Mods, NA, patch 1.38, r/, replay uploaders, Resources, season 4 teaser trailer, smp, Soundtracks, team of 3 feedback survey, Tournaments, Training, Unika, VENOM, XRD

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Votes:	2926
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for our upcoming tournaments where you can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your building skills. And don’t miss our Arc World Tour 2024 event where you can win insane prizes like diamond blocks and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all, we also have a Team of 3 feedback survey where you can share your wildest ideas for the server. Want to see flying pigs or exploding creepers? We’ve got you covered!

And if you’re looking for resources, we have a main wiki with frame data and system mechanics information. Need some tips on how to defeat the Ender Dragon? Check out our fighting game glossary for all the strategies you need.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even run into Slayer and May having a dance-off in the town square. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!