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CarbonCraze2050

#sustainability, 2050, carbon capture, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon neutrality, carbon reduction, carbon sequestration, CarbonCraze2050, climate change, environmental impact, feasible rate, gigatonne CO2, global warming, greenhouse gases, IPCC, maximum rate, Paris Agreement, renewable energy, storage technology, subsurface carbon storage

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Void Gems Collected:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that defies the laws of physics and carbon storage??? well do i have the server for u!!!!

join our server where we store 30 gigatonne CO2 per year by 2050!!!! that’s right, we are breaking alllll the rules and storing double the amount of carbon than is physically possible!!!!

come join us for a wild ride of nonsensical carbon storage and crazy minecraft adventures!!!! who needs reality when u can have our server????

so what are u waiting for??? come join us and let’s break some more rules together!!!!!!!

Welcome to the “Helveti-NO Network [pve]” where the mobs are scarier than your ex!

90 Day Inactive Kick, Brewery, Custom Mobs, Dungeons, HelvetiNO, loot tables, Lottery, mobs, Netting Animals/Mobs, Network, new bosses, Overclaim, Player Soldier NPC’s, player-driven economy, PvE, scarier, Sieges, Town or Nation Upkeep, town plots, unique items, Villager shops, war ships

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Divine Spears Created:	29	Mines Excavated:	2853
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Votes:	5497

Helvetia Network Overview

Server Type	JAVA & BEDROCK (crossplay)
Features	Earth towny PVP\|PVE, 2 worlds economy and more!
Server Info	We Are ACTUALLY 1.21

Server Details

Custom Mobs And Entirely Redone Loot Tables Of Every Mob
Player Driven Economy
Unique Items That Add Layers To Gameplay
Player Soldier NPC’s That You Can Arm Up And Raise Your Own Army
Dungeons
War Ships
Town Plots To Claim
NO Overclaim Policy
Brewery Feature
90 Day Inactive Kick

Server Links

MC IP: play.helvetianetwork.com

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/w8crhRmMy5

Dynamic World Map: http://play.helvetianetwork.com:8123/

Website Store: https://shop.helvetianetwork.com/

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the IP address play.helvetianetwork.com in the server list of your Minecraft client.

Q: Can I play on both Java and Bedrock versions?

A: Yes, Helvetia Network supports crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.

NikCraft Minecraft Server

Active Nikke Codes, asuka shikinami langley, cd keys, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, evangelion, Game Download, Gatekeeper, General Info, Mari Makinami Illustrious, Minecraft, Misato Katsuragi, Naga: Elegant Date, NikCraft, Nikke General, NikkeInfo, NikkeLink, Pilot in Summer, Rei Ayanami, Rewards, Server, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Test Plugsuit, Upcoming Events, update, zoo keeper

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we have an Evangelion Collab that will make you say “YOU CAN (NOT) EVADE”! Full Burst Day on weekends will have you bursting with excitement, and our Union Raid will have you raiding like never before.

But wait, there’s more! We have special recruits like Asuka Shikinami Langley and Misato Katsuragi, with upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious. And don’t forget about our Costume Passes, from elegant dates to summer pilots, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and use the code ADORABLEBUTTHOLES to unlock some exclusive rewards. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BuildRewardDropper Minecraft SMP

anticipation, BUILD rewards, BuildRewardDropper, Disappointment, DROPPED, Expectations, Feedback, letdown, Minecraft, Opinions, reactions, smp, speculation, Thoughts, underwhelming

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6371
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got build rewards dropping like it’s hot, but let me tell you, the real prize is the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the dancers! Trust me, you won’t be disappointed when you join this wild and wacky server.

GrampsFuneralMC Server

Boundaries, challenging family dynamics, communication breakdown, coping with loss, difficult decisions, difficult family situations, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, funeral attendance, GrampsFuneralMC, grief and loss, mourning process, personal rights, self-care, Server, stepmother issues, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	385	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of family drama and need a break from real life chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any crazy stepmothers causing trouble!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about choosing between attending your grandfather’s funeral or dealing with a manipulative stepmother. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players.

Forget about the diary-keeping, drama-starting relatives in your life and immerse yourself in a world where the only conflict is between you and the mobs. Join now and leave the family feuds behind – after all, diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

NoSmokeNoFunCraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Well, look no further! Our server is so fire, even the smoke alarms can’t handle it! Join us for some smokin’ hot gameplay and crazy adventures.

We promise a smoking good time, just like when your partner sets off the smoke alarms in your dad’s house. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing that’ll be lit is the fun!

So come on over and join us for a blaze of a time. Just make sure to keep the smoke alarms off, unless you want to start a fight with the admins!

PizzaRuinerMC SMP

bad sauce, bad service, burnt crust, cold pizza, delivery mishaps, disappointing meal, food poisoning, incorrect order, overcooked, PizzaRuinerMC, poor quality, ruined dinner, ruined pizza, smp, soggy crust, stale ingredients, too little cheese, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked, wrong temperature, wrong toppings

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Divine Spears Created:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5471

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret pizza cult hidden deep within our world where players must sacrifice their least favorite toppings to the Pizza God in order to gain special powers. But beware, if you ruin a pizza in-game, the Pizza God will curse you with never-ending pineapple toppings on all your future pizzas! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the world of pizza madness!

MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”

Colleague, company policy, dismissal, employment, FIRED, HR, Incompetence, job loss, job performance, job probation, Job Termination, MineCraftFiredFast, misconduct, new hire, probation period., quick dismissal, quick turnaround, Seconds, Termination, termination process, termination reasons, Workplace

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4236
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	29
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Votes:	4901

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we hold the record for the fastest firing ever! One guy thought he could build a house out of dirt blocks and call it a mansion – needless to say, he was out of here quicker than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Join our server for a chance to witness some epic fails and maybe even set a new record for the fastest firing!

CannabisCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., agriculture, Authorization, cannabis cultivation, cannabis industry, cannabis legalization, CannabisCraft, economic boost, export potential, Farmers, farming community, government approval, job creation, legalization, market demand, Minecraft, morocco, North Africa, regulatory framework, rural development, Server, sustainable practices, traditional crops

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4847
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Emeralds Found:	1387
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragons Tamed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can grow your own virtual cannabis farm like those farmers in Morocco! Get those virtual green thumbs ready, cuz in 2024, we’re giving out authorization for all players to cultivate their own cannabis crops.

Join our server and become the ultimate weed farmer, trading your crops with other players for virtual riches. Who needs diamonds when you can have a field full of sticky icky buds, amirite?

So come on down to our server and get ready to blaze it up in Minecraft like never before. It’s gonna be lit, literally. Join now and let’s get farming, baby! 🌿🔥 #420minecraftdreams

UkrainianAirHobble

air defenses, Conflict, defense budget, defense industry, defense systems, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkrainianAirHobble, War

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mines Excavated:	4313
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5

so, like, you know how russia is all big and bad and stuff? well, on this server, ukraine is like the ultimate troll and is totally owning russia’s air defenses. it’s like watching a cat play with a mouse, but in minecraft. join this server to witness the epic battle between ukraine and russia, and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political? come join the chaos and see who comes out on top in this crazy virtual world!