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Tomboy Anime Minecraft Server

AniManga, Anime, badass, Character, CONFIDENT, Cool, cute, Favorite, female, girl, independent, Manga, Minecraft, Personality, Protagonist, rebellious, Server, spunky, STRONG, Tomboy, TOUGH, Unique

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	786	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you cool cats and kittens out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player who stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a talking llama who offered to be their trusty sidekick on all their adventures. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to bust a move when the sun goes down.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

i O S deleted all the nudes this chick sent me over a 2 year period Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, ass, bros, chick, delete nude pics, DELETED, disabled, fear, Ios, iPhone, iPhone deleted pics, iPhone message history, iPhone message history problem, long tail tags: message history deleted nudes, Mac, Mac deleted pics, Mac message history, Mac message history problem, message history, message history issue, Minecraft, nudes, peek, Period, Sexy, sexy pics deleted, smp, solution, year

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3164
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crops Grown:	9866	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Star Shards Collected:	134
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even our message history has a mind of its own! Forget about deleting nude pics, here the only pics that disappear are the sexy ones! It’s like a mysterious force is playing a prank on us, but hey, who needs sexy pics when you have epic adventures awaiting you in our server?

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what will disappear next in our message history. Will it be a cute puppy pic or a hilarious meme? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, join us and let’s uncover the mystery of the disappearing pics together. Who knows, maybe we’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two along the way. Just remember, pic not related…or is it? 😉

Boomer-Free Minecraft Server

Ageism, baby boomers, BoomerFree, Boomers, crime, discrimination, Elderly, extremism, generation gap, gun control, hate crimes, Hate Speech, intolerance, mass shooting, mental health, Minecraft, Public Safety, radicalization, Server, social justice, social media, societal issues, violence

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mines Excavated:	4383
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of all those pesky boomers hogging all the diamonds on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage players to take matters into their own hands! Join us and unleash your inner rebel as you embark on a quest to commit a mass shooting against those boomers who have been hoarding all the resources. With epic PvP battles and explosive TNT raids, this server is not for the faint of heart. So if you’re ready to shake things up and show those boomers who’s boss, join us now and let the chaos begin!

Futa Wife Minecraft SMP

adult content, alternative lifestyle, desire, Erotica, FANTASY, fetish, futa, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, kink, LGBTQ, love, Marriage, Minecraft, relationships, Roleplay, sexual orientation, smp, taboo, Transgender, unconventional relationships, Wife

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the main goal is to find yourself a futa wife! That’s right, forget about building farms or battling mobs, the real challenge is finding that special someone with a little something extra down there.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy characters and hilarious hijinks. From a talking cow who thinks he’s a wizard to a group of villagers who have formed a boy band, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can make him laugh.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with futa wives, talking cows, and diamond llamas. It’s guaranteed to be an experience you’ll never forget!

Really7D7TDTBD.aternos.me Minecraft server

Anarchy, Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, image, INTERESTING, me, Minecraft, multiplayer, Really7D7TDTBD, Safe, Server, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	253

Hello, go to the server, it’s safe and Anarchy will be interesting!

Really3D3TDTBD.aternos.me

Crafty Kim’s Minecraft Server

academic diversity, Crafty, cross-cultural communication, cultural exchange, education, educational diversity, foreign students, global citizenship, global diversity, international education, international relations, international students, Kims, Minecraft, North Korean students, Server, student demographics, student diversity, student exchange, student migration, student population, student visas, study abroad

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
New Chunks Explored:	181444	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Do you want to join a Minecraft server where North Korean students are actually secret agents spying on you? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know who’s watching you! Join now for a thrilling experience filled with espionage, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of Kim Jong-un cosplay. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our crazy world where anything can happen, including unexpected visits from Dennis Rodman. Join today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky North Korean-themed Minecraft server!

Censorship on 4chan Minecraft SMP

4chan, banned, banned user, Censorship, community guidelines, controversial topics, desuarchive, discussion, forum moderation, forum rules, free speech, G.., internet culture, Minecraft, Moderation, Off topic, online censorship, online discussions., online forums, Relevant, smp, user ban

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of getting banned for simply sharing your thoughts on a Minecraft server? Look no further than our insane SMP! We welcome all off-topic discussions, controversial opinions, and even nonsensical ramblings. In fact, the more outrageous, the better!

Join us and be a part of a community where freedom of speech reigns supreme. Share your wildest theories on why creepers explode, debate the best block for building a toilet, or even discuss the existential crisis of a villager. No topic is too off-topic for us!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can truly let your creativity and humor shine, join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the next banned legend of our server!

Fantasy Tech Minecraft Server

advancement, Aesthetic, agriculture, AIRPLANES, alternative solutions, arms race, artist, civilizational path dependence, Competition, FANTASY, fantasy games, farming techniques, lightning spells, LMGs, Magic, Minecraft, muskets, sci-fi elements, science fiction, Server, Tech, Technology, Universe, UTILITY, Writer

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Divine Spears Created:	27
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old fantasy servers where magic is the only thing that exists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect blend of magic and technology!

Join us for epic battles between wizards and cyborgs, where you can cast spells while riding a rocket-powered unicorn. Need to harvest crops? Forget about traditional farming techniques, just use your magic wand to create a bountiful harvest in seconds.

But beware, as technology advances, so does magic. Who knows what kind of insane inventions players will come up with next? From laser swords to flying broomsticks, the possibilities are endless.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where magic and technology collide in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you!

The Royal Rumble Minecraft SMP Champion

athlete, belt, Champion, Championship, Competition, Entertainment, Event, EXCITEMENT, match, Minecraft, Performance, Ring, royal, royal rumble, Rumble, smp, sports, Superstar, Title, Victory, winner, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Divine Spears Created:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Buildings Constructed:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft champion, the one who will be crowned the “Your Royal Rumble Winner”!

Why should you join this insane server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, for this player emerged victorious, earning the title of Chicken Slayer and the admiration of all who witnessed their epic battle!

But that’s not all! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of exploding TNT blocks, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the chance to win a mythical enchanted diamond pickaxe!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and show the world that you have what it takes to be crowned the “Your Royal Rumble Winner”!

Tweeting Israel Minecraft Server

ambassadorship, American politics, current events, daily updates, Diplomacy, Elise Stefanik, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Server, social media, trump, tweet, tweeting, twitter, UN ambassador, united nations, united states

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4618
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	249	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft! Join us at https://x.com/EliseStefanik for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, creepers told jokes, and diamonds rained from the sky. It was a land of pure chaos and absolute hilarity. And that player? They never wanted to leave.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build houses out of giant mushrooms, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right. The Ender Dragon loves to boogie down, and if you can out-dance it, you’ll be rewarded with a disco ball made of pure emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at https://x.com/EliseStefanik for the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).