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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 5585 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Star Shards Collected: | 267 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to build a castle out of nothing but TNT (spoiler alert: it’s explosive!).
And if you’re tired of dealing with white women in the gene pool, come join us where the only gene pool we care about is the one where Endermen swim laps while wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!