Investment horizon Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Seeking friends who can hold a pickaxe but not a grudge! Only cool beans on this block!

Adventure, alliances, Beans, BLOCK, BUILD, Community, Cool, Custom Plugins, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Friends, Fun, grudge, Hold, Lore, Medieval, Pickaxe, Quests, rules, seeking, smp, Survival, teamwork, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Enchantments Applied:	155	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Villages Defended:	17	Crops Grown:	1417

Minecraft Server Overview

Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe
Discord	discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The server is Game of Thrones-inspired.
How many kingdoms will there be?	We aim to establish 5-6 kingdoms.
Can players engage in PvP?	PvP and combat are not the primary focus. Raids are allowed with admin approval.
What type of players are you looking for?	We are looking for friendly players or player groups who want to join us on this adventure.

BigTitTrumpFan Minecraft Server

American politics, big tits, BigTitTrumpFan, Busty, busty blonde, busty model, CONSERVATIVE, conservative influencer, controversial, controversial figure, controversial opinions, influencer, media personality, Minecraft, opinionated, Politics, public figure, REPUBLICAN, right wing, Server, social media, Trump administration, Trump supporter

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magic Items Found:	6835	Dragon Scales Harvested:	430
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crops Grown:	5555

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a big tit Trump supporter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious political debates. Plus, our server has the best memes this side of the internet. So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

MonkeMania Minecraft SMP – We Love Monke Games Here

Addictive, Adventure, challenge, Community, Competition, Enjoy, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fun, games, Gaming, love, Minecraft, monke, MonkeMania, MONKEY, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, smp, Social, strategy, virtual

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Love Letters Sent:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Potions Brewed:	52	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Crops Grown:	5855	Divine Spears Created:	22
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is all about embracing your inner monke! We have banana-themed builds, monkey skin competitions, and even a secret underground jungle base where we plot our next primate takeover.

Join us if you want to swing from tree to tree like Tarzan, build giant banana statues, and engage in epic banana wars against rival factions. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Monkey King himself makes appearances on our server to challenge players to banana-eating contests.

So, if you’re ready to go bananas in Minecraft and embrace your wild side, come join us on this crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and monkey around!

CouchPotatoCraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape uncomfortable situations like a pro! Are you tired of friends trying to move in and take over your space? Look no further, because on our server, you make the rules!

Join us and build your own virtual house where you never have to worry about unwanted roommates trying to cozy up in your bed. We understand the importance of boundaries, especially when it comes to sharing your Minecraft space.

Imagine a world where you can kick out anyone who makes you uncomfortable with just a click of a button. No more awkward conversations or unwanted advances, just pure gaming bliss.

So come on over to our server and say goodbye to unwanted houseguests and hello to a world where you can truly relax and enjoy the game without any real-life drama. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a friend who thinks they can move in and take over your virtual couch!

HokkaidoCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, colorado, comparison, culture, Exploration, hokkaido, HokkaidoCraft, Japan, Minecraft, Mountains, Nature, nds, outdoor activities, pokemon, Server, Similarities, sinnoh, skiing, snowboarding, tourism, travel, winter sports, zoomber

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a rock? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of Pikachu on a sugar rush! Join us and explore a world that will make you question if you’re still in Japan or if you’ve been transported to the colorful lands of Sinnoh!

We’ve got mountains taller than Mt. Everest, oceans deeper than the Mariana Trench, and forests denser than a Snorlax’s fur! And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have secret hidden villages that are rumored to be home to legendary Pokemon.

So come on over and join us on this epic adventure! Who knows, you might just stumble upon a rare shiny Charizard or befriend a group of Eevees that will follow you around like loyal companions. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the craziness begin!

GodSquad SMP: JudeoChristianity United

Alliance, Beliefs, Christianity, Community, cooperation, FAITH, faith-based alliance, GODSQUAD, judaism, Judeo-Christian, Judeo-Christian values, judeo-christianity, JudeoChristianity, Partnership, progress, relationship, Religion, religious alliance, religious cooperation, smp, spiritual partnership, United, Unity, VALUES

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3145
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7481	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most epic alliance ever – the Judeo-Christianity Alliance! That’s right, we’ve got players building giant cathedrals next to synagogues, and it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! We also have crazy events like the Red Sea Crossing Race, where players have to navigate a treacherous obstacle course filled with water hazards and mobs. And let’s not forget about the Burning Bush Bonfire, where we gather around a virtual bonfire and tell stories about our craziest Minecraft adventures.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that combines religion and Minecraft in such a hilarious and epic way? Come join us and be a part of the most unique Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

MIL-free Minecraft Mayhem

Birthday Party, Boundaries, Cheating, DAUGHTER, Disrespect, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, grandchildren, lung cancer, lung issues, MAYHEM, MILFree, Minecraft, mother-in-law, parenting, physical altercation, rocky relationship, separation, smoking, smoking indoors, Son, toxic relationship

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7066
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws in real life? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about MIL drama! Our server is a safe space where you can build and explore without any toxic family members ruining your day.

Join us and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws, just like you wish you could in real life. Show off your creativity and escape the chaos of family drama by joining our server today!

And don’t worry, there’s no smoking allowed in our virtual world, so your kids can play without coming home smelling like cigarettes. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with difficult family members and hello to a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

CraftyLifeHacks

BIZARRE, CraftyLifeHacks, Effective, guidance, Helpful, life advice, life hacks, odd, outlandish, quirky, strange, Strange But True, success, Surprising, Tips, Unconventional, unconventional wisdom, unexpected, Unique, unusual advice, wisdom

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride the players, the creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun goes down.

Join our server for the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs made of cheese, or explore a hidden underwater city where the mermaids trade diamonds for seashells. Need a break from mining? Take a ride on our rainbow rollercoaster that loops through the clouds and ends with a splash in a pool of hot cocoa.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Talking Sheep, who will give you the most bizarre life advice you’ve ever heard – and trust us, it actually works! So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft server: ForestCalliopeCraft

#gamer, Calliope Mori, entertainer, ForestCalliopeCraft, Gaming, hololive, Idol, illustrator, japanese, Minecraft, mori calliope, Server, Singer, streaming, the marathoning midnight hour mistress, virtual talent, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, カリオペ, 森

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Votes:	3071
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama, rumored to grant wishes to those who can tame its wild spirit.

Our fearless leader, the marathoning midnight hour mistress Calliope Mori, will guide you through treacherous dungeons filled with zombie chickens and exploding sheep. She once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken – true story!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic dance parties in all of Minecraft. Get ready to bust a move with our resident DJ, a creeper named Steve who spins the sickest beats this side of the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of rainbow blocks while battling a horde of evil bunnies? Only on the marathoning midnight hour mistress Calliope Mori’s Minecraft server, of course!

Minecraft SMP: WowCraft SMP – The Legendary World of Blockcraft

Adventure, Blizzard, blockcraft, Community, Dungeons, Edition, FANTASY, Gaming, Gear, general, Legendary, Leveling, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Quests, Raids, smp, strategies, The Excitement Within, Updates, world, World of Warcraft, WowCraft, wowg

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players over who gets the last piece of diamond ore, or if you want to see someone accidentally blow up their own house with TNT (again).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or will you challenge him for control of the server? The choice is yours!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where players gather to dance the night away with glowstone in hand. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other!