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MorningMineGuiltyPleasure SMP

Breakfast, coffee, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure drink, guilty pleasure food, guilty pleasure snack, indulgence, morning comfort, morning cravings, morning delight, morning habits, morning indulgence, morning joy, morning luxury, morning pick-me-up, morning routine, MorningMineGuiltyPleasure, pampering, Relaxation, self-care, smp, treat yourself

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435	Crops Grown:	8640
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mines Excavated:	2126

Are you tired of waking up and facing the same old boring routine in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner craziness!

Join us for a morning ‘guilty pleasure’ like no other – instead of sipping on a boring cup of coffee, why not start your day by riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Or maybe you prefer to start your day by pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens disguised as gifts? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and start your mornings off with a bang! Who knows what hilarious antics and crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind server. Just remember, the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously!

Grammarnauts: LOL at native speaker fails!

Communication, English, Fails, grammar, grammar errors, grammar mistakes, grammar pet peeves, grammar police, grammar rules, Grammarnauts, Language, language learning, language usage, linguistics, lol, mistake, native, native speaker, Nazis, Punctuation, Speaker, speaking, Spelling, Syntax, Writing

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by grammar Nazis who constantly correct your every word? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the chaos of language! Join us and revel in the glory of typos, misspellings, and run-on sentences galore. Our community of linguistic rebels will have you ROFLing with their creative interpretations of the English language. So come on, join the fun and let your grammar go wild! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the true art of communication (or lack thereof)!

DonetskDestruction: Minecraft Mayhem

aggression, battle, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Donetsk region, DonetskDestruction, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, occupation, Russian forces, separatists, Troops, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we re-create this intense battle between russian and ukraine forces in donetsk region! fight for your faction and help push back the enemy or join the chaos and cause mayhem!

we have custom weapons like exploding potatoes and laser swords, plus you can ride on giant chickens into battle!

our admins are like real-life superheroes, always there to help you out and make sure you’re having a blast.

so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

CraftyLanguageDNA

ancient DNA, ancient populations, archaeological evidence, CraftyLanguageDNA, cultural evolution, dispersion of languages, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, historical migration, human history, human migration patterns, language evolution, language families, linguistic diversity, linguistics, new study, population genetics, sheds light, study

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dimension Hops:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover the secrets of lost civilizations! dig up buried treasure and battle mythical creatures as you journey through time and space.

our server is like a time machine, transporting you to different eras where you can interact with dinosaurs, knights, and even aliens!

we have custom-built worlds filled with hidden quests and challenges that will test your skills and bravery. plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help you on your adventures.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of this mind-blowing experience!

“Trust me,just an one block server”🤫💀

Anarchy, Bedwars, don’t trust everyone, Dupe, Earth, Friendly, goodluck, Hardcore, Join, Minecraft, one block, OneBlock, Problem, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, tip, Trust, War, world war 3

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8842
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4

Trust me,its just an one block serverI have many problem in the server(world war 3,dupe,….)Don’t worry, everyone in the server very “friendly”💀🤫GoodluckI have a tip for you before you join the server: don’t trust everyone

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CaesarCraft Minecraft Server

Advocate, Armed Forces, Caesar, CaesarCraft, Class War, Crisis, Democracy, Game, honest politician, Military, Minecraft, Ministry of Defence, Planning, political party, political system, popular support, Populist candidate, power, Server, shtf, social media, society, Support

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Votes:	8052
Battle Standards Raised:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft Caesar! That’s right, you can rule over your own virtual empire and lead your people to greatness.

But wait, there’s more! We have a unique political system where you can rise to power by presenting yourself as a Populist candidate. Subvert the democratic process and become the ultimate ruler of the server. And don’t worry about getting kicked out of the party, just rely on the support of the people and start a class war!

But that’s not all, gain positions that interact with the military and build up your army for when true SHTF happens. Convince the military to join your side and become the ultimate Minecraft dictator.

Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft greatness. Who knew politics could be so fun in a virtual world?

Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!

4chan, attractive, BlockMaster420, codes, DOMINATE, fellow, girl, guy, gym, horny, instagram, instagram picture, madness, Minecraft, normie language, normiestein, ooga booga wanna bang, people, physical contact, room, sex, smp, Stories, Straight.., teach, Words

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually play the game? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to ooga booga wanna bang all day, every day!

We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!

And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!

DadTaxiDeniedCraft

Abuse, Access, aita, chauffeuring, child maintenance, children, dad, DadTaxiDeniedCraft, DRIVE, feel like, License, MONEY, new partner, Pick up, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, taxi, teenagers, vile words

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Mines Excavated:	2605

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your ex? Look no further! Join our server where we promise drama, chaos, and a whole lot of fun!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like yours! We have players who will constantly message you with abuse, call you names, and make you question your life choices. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Don’t worry about driving your kids to their dad’s house, because on our server, we have teleportation! Just click a button and you’ll be instantly transported to wherever you need to go. No more dealing with deadbeat dads who can’t even drive themselves.

And if you’re feeling generous, you can always invite your ex and his new partner to join the server too. Who knows, maybe they’ll become your new Minecraft buddies!

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

NikkeiCraft Minecraft Server

Asian Markets, bear market, crashes, economic downturn, Economy, finance, financial crisis, Global markets, Investment, market, Minecraft, Nikkei, NikkeiCraft, Panic, recession, sell off, Server, stock exchange, stock market, stock prices, stocks, Trading, volatility

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Potions Brewed:	135
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7030

come join our minecraft server where the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally ride your pig off a cliff! we’ve got more chaos than the Nikkei stock market, with players running around like headless chickens trying to build the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

But watch out, because our mobs are more ruthless than a bear market, ready to trample your stocks and leave you crying in a corner. Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can survive the craziness that is our minecraft server. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame the creepers.

NikkeiCraft – Drop It Like It’s Hot!

Asia, bear market, Drop, Economy, financial crisis, Global, History, hot, Investment, Japan, market, Nikkei stock index, NikkeiCraft, panic selling, recession, record-breaking, shares, stock market, stocks, Trading, trading floor, volatility

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Falling into the Void:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Runes Activated:	8

OMG, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server??? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Join now for a chance to win a million diamonds and ride a unicorn into battle against evil creepers!

This server is so epic, even Japan’s Nikkei stock index couldn’t handle the excitement and dropped over 4,000 points! It was the biggest drop in history, but who cares when you can build a castle made of cheese and ride a flying pig into the sunset?

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and unicorns, then maybe you should just go play with some dirt blocks or something.