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Coomer-Free Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5779
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Welcome to our totally not Christian Minecraft server, where you can finally escape from those pesky obese niggers spreading their ass cheeks! We promise no porn here, just good old-fashioned shitposting and hilarious memes. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the degeneracy behind!

WokeUpAt16 Minecraft SMP

alarm clock, bedtime habits, bedtime routine, circadian rhythm, daily habits, early riser, Minecraft, morning routine, night owl, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep schedule, sleeping in, smp, time zones, waking up early, waking up late, WokeUpAt16

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	101
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Falling into the Void:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most chaotic sleep schedule ever! Forget waking up at a normal time like a responsible adult, on our server, we embrace the beauty of sleeping in until 4 PM. Who needs sunlight anyway when you have virtual blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Plus, rumor has it that our resident zombie pigman has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his oversized pockets. So come join us and see if you can beat the clock and find those shiny treasures before sundown!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

autism, blockparty, Boundaries, child, contracts, discomfort, england, family, grandson, housing agency, LANDLORD, living space, Minecraft, noise, privacy, Property, property rights, Renovations, rules, Server, shared property, Tenant

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of sharing your living space with unexpected guests? Join our Minecraft server where the only unexpected guests are creepers trying to blow up your house! No random kids screaming and yelling, just the soothing sounds of mining and crafting. Our landlord (in-game) won’t rearrange your furniture or put their stuff in your fridge, they’ll just provide you with endless opportunities to build and explore. Say goodbye to awkward living situations and hello to a virtual world where you’re the master of your domain. Join now and let the adventures begin!

HusbandApologyOrGTFO

#husband appreciation, Apology, challenging relationships, childhood trauma, communication breakdown, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Values, forgiveness, HusbandApologyOrGTFO, judgmental parents, parental acceptance, parenting struggles, past mistakes, personal growth, reconciliation, setting boundaries, toxic behavior, trust issues, unconditional love

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of family drama (but way more entertaining than mine, trust me).

Our server is the perfect place to escape from judgmental parents and enjoy some quality time with your virtual family. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and maybe even find a virtual spouse who won’t judge you for trusting them with the baby (looking at you, Jamie).

Join now and show your parents what a real apology looks like – by building them a pixelated mansion and inviting them to a virtual Christmas dinner they’ll never forget. And remember, on our server, demanding an apology is totally acceptable – as long as it’s heartfelt and directed at the right person (sorry, mom).

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real-world drama behind and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your masterpiece. See you in the game!

RandomFest Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5167
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate the most random holidays ever! Join us if you want to participate in festivities like National Potato Chip Day where we all dress up as our favorite chip flavors and have a chip eating contest. Or how about Unicorn Appreciation Day where we ride around on rainbow-colored horses and spread glitter everywhere?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a holiday called Sock Puppet Sunday where everyone communicates only through sock puppets for the entire day. And let’s not forget about International Bubble Wrap Day where we cover the entire server in bubble wrap and pop it all day long!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as your wildest dreams, then join us and celebrate the most absurd holidays you never knew you needed in your life!

CraftyLoveGamerz

awkward situations, CraftyLoveGamerz, dating advice, dating blunders, dating disasters, dating disasters to avoid, dating etiquette, dating fails, dating faux pas, dating mishaps, dating mistakes, dating tips, embarrassing moments, first date, first date advice, first date tips, relationship advice, relationship blunders, relationship pitfalls, social etiquette, worst mistake.

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	7837
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid making the worst mistake on a first date – accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a diamond ring! Trust us, you don’t want to propose with a pickaxe in hand unless you’re looking for a partner who’s really into mining. Our server is the perfect place to practice your crafting skills and avoid any embarrassing mishaps on your romantic adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any potential date fall head over heels for you. So come join us and craft your way to a happily ever after!

HijabHavoc Minecraft Server

Activists, CAR, civil rights, discrimination, gender equality, hijab law, HijabHavoc, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Police, Police Brutality, protest, religious freedom, Seize, Server, Shot, social justice, VIOLATION, violence, WOMAN

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

LOL this server is so lit, even the Iran police wanna join! We got crazier hijab laws like you gotta wear a diamond-encrusted hijab or get shot by a pixelated police officer! Join us for some wild hijab adventures and dodge bullets while building your dream world! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense? Come join the fun and see if you can survive the hijab police madness!

CrownPrinceCraft: FearlessAssassin

Allies, Assassination, Conflict, Crown Prince, CrownPrinceCraft, Diplomacy, fear, FearlessAssassin, Government, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Monarchy, Normalization, Peace, Politics, Risk, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Stability, threat

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Meteorites Collected:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz the crown prince of saudi arabia is straight up paranoid about getting whacked for tryna make friends with israel. like bruh, imagine the drama on this server, we got kingdoms beefin’ and alliances shiftin’ faster than you can say “diamond sword”. join now and see if you can survive the political intrigue and backstabbing, just like the crown prince. it’s a wild ride, fam.

BarNoneCraft

100% complete, BarNoneCraft, bug, completion, Development, error, glitch, Inaccurate, Incorrect, Loading, programming, progress bars, Quality Assurance, software design, Software Development, software testing, Troubleshooting, UI/UX, user experience, user interface, wrong

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8583
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

join our epic minecraft server where progress bars are just a suggestion, not a rule. we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers and unicorns that fart glitter. our diamonds are actually made of chocolate and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. come join us and experience the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft world ever created. who needs boring old progress bars when you can have magical flying pigs and glitter-farting unicorns? come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness and join us today!

DreamCraft: Test-Anxiety Predictor

academic performance, cope, daily lives, Dream Sleep, DreamCraft, DURATION, emotional challenges, findings, handle, influence, long-term effects, mental health, prediction, Predictor, Quality, rem sleep, research, sleep patterns, stress, Students, study, test-anxiety, TestAnxiety

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3218
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

so like, have you ever wanted to predict the future with your dreams? well, our minecraft server can totally help with that!

join us and you’ll be able to have “dream sleep” that can predict your test-anxiety levels WEEKS in advance! yep, you heard that right. no more stressing about tests because your dreams will tell you how you’ll do.

the duration and quality of your REM sleep on our server can like, totally influence how you handle stress and emotional stuff in your daily life. it’s like having a crystal ball in your brain, but way cooler.

so come join us and let your dreams guide you to success! who needs therapy when you have minecraft, right? 😂🌙💤