Investigation MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCanuck51: Trump’s Musk Mission

international relations, foreign policy, investigation, united states, trump

so, like, imagine this: u are just minding ur own business, mining some diamonds in ur fave Minecraft server, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up outta nowhere and is like “hey, let’s make Canada the 51st state of the US!” like, what even?? but wait, it gets better – he then turns to Elon Musk and is all like “yo, investigate all that military fraud for me, will ya?” like, wut??

if u wanna be part of this crazy, wacky world where anything can happen, then u gotta join our Minecraft server! we got Trump and Musk running around causing chaos, who knows what will happen next? come join the fun and see for urself – it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure!

so what u waiting for? come on over and join the madness today! who knows, maybe u’ll even get to meet Trump and Musk in game – wouldn’t that be something? don’t miss out on all the craziness, join now and let the chaos begin!

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CanalCraft: Refugee Edition

investigation, societal issues, honour killing, Westernised daughter, crime

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the craziness of the real world like this syrian refugee dude who went off the deep end! we promise no honor killings here, just good old fashioned block building and zombie slaying. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t even miss wearing a headscarf! so grab ur pickaxe and join us for some epic adventures, cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

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SeaCableCatastrophe

damage assessment, Maritime, connectivity, SeaCableCatastrophe, DiSRuPtiON

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT THIS CRAZY STORY WHERE SOME EXTERNAL IMPACT MESSED UP A RUSSIAN BALTIC SEA TELECOMS CABLE! LIKE, WHO EVEN DOES THAT? ONLY HAPPENS IN OUR SERVER, I TELL YA!

JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDNESS FOR YOURSELF! BUILD A BASE, FIGHT CREEPERS, AND MAYBE EVEN SOLVE THE MYSTERY OF THE RUSSIAN BALTIC SEA CABLE! IT’S A WILD RIDE, I PROMISE!

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GraveCraft: Govt Stats Hush

missing persons, Justice, transparency, Corruption, Stats

So, like, you should totally join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we have so many hidden treasures buried all over the map! It’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in blocky pixel form! And get this, the government doesn’t even share the stats on how many treasures have been found, so you could be the first to discover them all! Join now and become the ultimate treasure hunter in the land of blocks!

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CraftyCreeperICCWarCrimes

Prosecutor, global justice, sanctions, trump, icc

lol imagine a server where u can commit war crimes like trump but in minecraft lmao. u can build ur own ICC court and prosecute other players for their crimes like stealing diamonds or griefing someone’s house. join now and be the first target of our sanctions, it’s gonna be a blast! #minecraftjustice #trumpwho

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ElonCraft: French Asset Seizure Fiasco!

Seizure, investigation, ElonCraft, legal action, Fiasco

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have one rule: no seizing Elon Musk’s assets! Why? Because we need him to help us defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is secretly running for president of the Minecraft world. France is just jealous that Elon’s redstone skills are better than theirs. Join us and help save the Minecraft world from a disastrous election outcome! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and cake. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

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AlgoCraft Minecraft Server

machine learning, Legal, ai, Minecraft, prosecutors

so, like, this server is so lit that even french prosecutors are like, “woah, we gotta check this out!” our algorithms are so next level, they’re like a mix of rocket science and wizardry. join us and be a part of the investigation, uncovering the mysteries of X’s mind-blowing algorithms. who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples! come join the fun, because on this server, even the french are taking notes.

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Elon’s Algorithm Adventure

entrepreneur, legal proceedings, algorithm, France, concerns

lol imagine if elon musk’s X was actually a minecraft server instead of a car lmao. like, this server is so lit that it’s facing a criminal probe in france for manipulating algorithms or something. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun! join this server for a chance to be a part of the most scandalous minecraft community ever. who needs cars when you can have blocky adventures with elon musk’s X? come join now before the algorithm police shut us down!

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PixelPlanePandemonium

escalation, aviation incident, russia, investigation, diplomatic relations

so, like, this server is totally epic, like, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down here. we got pigs flying, literally, like, they sprout wings and soar through the sky. and don’t even get me started on the llamas, they’re like secret agents or something, always plotting against the players.

and, like, the best part is the rare standoff with Russia over a downed passenger plane. it’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft. you gotta join to see how it all unfolds, it’s wild.

oh, and did i mention the diamond rain? yeah, sometimes the sky just starts raining diamonds, and everyone goes crazy trying to collect as many as they can. it’s chaos, but in a fun way.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s totally bonkers and will keep you on your toes, join us now. you won’t regret it, i promise.

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UkranianSingerFellOutWindowSuicide

WINDOW, controversial figure, human rights violation, russia, government involvement

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a Russian soap opera! Our players are so wild, they make pro-Ukrainian singers look tame. You never know what will happen next, maybe someone will “fall out of a window” and call it a suicide just for fun! So come on over and join the chaos, because on this server, anything goes!

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